- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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your reflection in the mirror faces away from you
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Nov 23, 2022 01:02
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- Adbot
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May 9, 2024 23:15
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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can conjure a new blank Jaz Drive out of thin air whenever you want
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Nov 23, 2022 02:44
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- tutankhalmond
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you are a senator
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Nov 23, 2022 17:34
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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Politicians are mutants, yes
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Nov 23, 2022 18:06
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- google THIS
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You can command plants, but not in a Poison Ivy instant growth ambulatory plant monster kind of way, they still have normal plant limitations. So you can command a tree to grow in the shape of a dick and it eventually will as long as you keep reinforcing the command because trees don't have great memories. You can also technically strangle someone with a vine but you need to get them to sit real still for a couple of weeks first
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Nov 23, 2022 18:13
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- mutantIke
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Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
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you can give people obscure phobias that are unlikely to impact their day to day life
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Nov 27, 2022 04:03
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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the ability to uncook cooked food
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Nov 27, 2022 16:59
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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moose antlers that double as a CB radio antenna (radio not included)
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Nov 28, 2022 15:34
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- mutantIke
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Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
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the ability to uncook cooked food
this is something a mischievous djinn would do
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Nov 28, 2022 17:53
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- TrixRabbi
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Time for a little robot chauvinism!
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Mutant power: you can spin anything on a little stick
Code name: Spindrift
Power rating: 0/5
wait, you can spin anything? feel like this is one of those powers that sounds lame at first but turns out to be one of those mega ultra level mutants.
spinning skyscrapers, villains, the planet earth itself all on my little stick
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Nov 28, 2022 18:10
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- google THIS
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the ability to uncook cooked food
All of the steaks are overdone. The Xavier Institute school picnic is in jeopardy. It's your time to shine, Rawdog
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Nov 28, 2022 18:40
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- TrixRabbi
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Time for a little robot chauvinism!
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that’d be great for all the times I burn toast. set it back a bit and have perfect toast every time
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Nov 29, 2022 04:58
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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your saliva turns into WD40 when it leaves your mouth
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Nov 30, 2022 01:45
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- Bodyholes
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the ability to make other people think they have superpowers
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Dec 15, 2022 02:51
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- Dukes Mayo Clinic
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You can understand insect speech, and really wish you couldn’t.
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Dec 17, 2022 01:51
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- Khanstant
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feel really sweaty all the time but are completely dry
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Dec 17, 2022 01:57
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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encyclopedic knowledge of everyone else's sneeze history
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Dec 17, 2022 05:01
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- Activia
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Status: caterpillar
Goal: some kind of neat moth
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Horse-sense
thanks deep dish peat moss for the Pomelo Princess!
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Dec 17, 2022 08:43
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