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America Thanksgiving time! America turkeys eaten. (cooked first! stuffed? perhap.) here is the place Thanksgiving tips of whatever level of sincerity you are feeling. racist uncle. Dry Bird. jejuneness of pumpkin pie. mashed potato lumps? also gravies. cucurbits. parsely sage... time.
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Nov 21, 2022 21:19
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Malcolm Reed has got us covered. https://youtu.be/cMICLUbPU1s
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Nov 21, 2022 21:32
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turkey is a meat for idiots & jerks
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Nov 21, 2022 21:34
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remind everyone at dinner that we're all on stolen land
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Nov 21, 2022 21:39
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buncha garbage dishes no one eats the other 364 days for good reason
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Nov 21, 2022 21:46
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dont poop in the mashed potatoes
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Nov 21, 2022 21:49
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Sucks to not be able to produce a moist turkey (aka your mom)
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Nov 21, 2022 21:49
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Thanksgiving loving rules and yall need to get better families and learn to cook a god drat turkey without drying it out and also sweet potato casseroles made with pecans (gently caress marshmellows) rules but you can take your lovely green bean casserole right to the dumpster where it belongs eat poo poo Thanksgiving haters! gently caress cranberries.
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Nov 21, 2022 21:51
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Make sure your turkey is fully frozen before dropping it in the fryer. Also, make sure the gas is turned all the way up and you have an awning above you to prevent tragedy
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Nov 21, 2022 21:51
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Nov 21, 2022 21:54
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Hub Dirt posted:Malcolm Reed has got us covered. i was prepared to trust this man but wet brine
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Nov 21, 2022 21:55
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fishing with the fam posted:Thanksgiving loving rules and yall need to get better families and learn to cook a god drat turkey without drying it out and also sweet potato casseroles made with pecans (gently caress marshmellows) rules but you can take your lovely green bean casserole right to the dumpster where it belongs eat poo poo Thanksgiving haters! gently caress cranberries. yes; ok; yes; ok; maybe; ok; what
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Nov 21, 2022 21:56
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Remember to get drunk and loudly discuss politics.
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Nov 21, 2022 21:58
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sit alone and have a tombstone pizza and 3/4 bottle of brandy to attain the festive spirit
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Nov 21, 2022 22:00
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Give grandma a handful of edibles and tell her they are gummy bears.
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Nov 21, 2022 22:02
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Waltzing Along posted:Remember to get drunk and loudly discuss politics. this actually works really well for my family (not sarcastic)
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Nov 21, 2022 22:03
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I'm always tryna juke my way out of thanksgiving. Half my family considers me to be a drug kingpin and like to flip out the big gotchas at Thanksgiving "YOU KNOW WCG THE NEW MARIJUANAS is deadlier the. Fentanyl!! Hah got em" Turkey in a traeger tho 👏
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Nov 21, 2022 22:05
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Hub Dirt posted:Malcolm Reed has got us covered. OK I watched the whole thing. I implicitly trust* this guy's girth, beard, accent. I'm thinking a "dry brine" (just salt the bird a day in advance), no other seasoning bc they don't actually penetrate the surface (molecules are too large (this is real)) BBQ, but during the frying portion use Alton Brown's frying derrick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O14bgW8xmqk for real. frying a turkey is even more dangerous than it is delicious (and it's quite delicious)
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Nov 21, 2022 22:09
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Empty Sandwich posted:i was prepared to trust this man but Wet brine is THE answer for those of us who aren't as culinarily (is that a word?) adept. Just buy a grocery store brine kit and bathe the THAWED bird for at least twelve hours. Ensure complete coverage. Rinse well, stick a thermometer into the thicc breast and cook at 325F until it hits 165F. Remove from oven, let sit for at least half an hour before serving. Stupid easy, you don't have to worry about basting, what side goes up, burning down your house, stuffing, weight to cooking time ratios; none of that. I've tried all other non-bbq / non-frying methods and it is hands down the best. Throw in a few extra sprigs of rosemary for extra goodness.
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Nov 21, 2022 22:39
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Save money by having a PB&J instead of turkey
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Nov 21, 2022 22:50
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neato burrito posted:Wet brine is THE answer for those of us who aren't as culinarily (is that a word?) adept. Just buy a grocery store brine kit and bathe the THAWED bird for at least twelve hours. Ensure complete coverage. Rinse well, stick a thermometer into the thicc breast and cook at 325F until it hits 165F. Remove from oven, let sit for at least half an hour before serving. Stupid easy, you don't have to worry about basting, what side goes up, burning down your house, stuffing, weight to cooking time ratios; none of that. I've tried all other non-bbq / non-frying methods and it is hands down the best. Throw in a few extra sprigs of rosemary for extra goodness. dang this makes sense ohnobugs posted:Save money by having a PB&J instead of turkey dang!
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Nov 22, 2022 01:19
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green bean casserole is an important reminder of the kind of crap people had to eat during the great depression. chew it solemnly and let its horrible sliminess remind you of how fortunate you are.
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Nov 22, 2022 03:21
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thanksgiving is done and there's hella snow. wtf. christmas decorations are already up
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Nov 22, 2022 03:23
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Smoke the turkey. With weed
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Nov 22, 2022 04:15
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Eat your loving meal silent like a drat coward. SEE WHERE IT GETS YOU
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Nov 22, 2022 04:21
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gently caress, I love stuffing.
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Nov 22, 2022 05:25
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You could also spatchcock and grill your bird like ol Troy, ha ha https://youtu.be/Iz2NYx4_HPw
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Nov 22, 2022 05:28
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Literally A Person posted:Eat your loving meal silent like a drat coward. Uh huh-whuhhuhufffwuck lol whuvavava youhuvva? *laughs and talks with mouthful of turkey strands poking out of teeth, moist stuffing on tongue, gravy on chin and shirt, cranberry salad squeezing from cheeks to corners of mouth* “yougowta ammit vo, shefuvgga bluvgvaa sooooooo gufwooofio”. 
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Nov 22, 2022 05:29
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Hub Dirt posted:Malcolm Reed has got us covered. not the malcon reed i was expecting. not enough faith of the heart
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Nov 22, 2022 05:32
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Thanksgiving cheat codes 1. Don't volunteer to make anything 2. Don't provide any food 3. Eat your fill and leave before hugs occur 4. Bring a present for a dog so you have a reason to take off from any conversation to go see if the dog is playing with it 5. Bring the loudest dog you can and definitely feed him human food before the event. 6. Blame the fat people for the noxious gasses your dog is excreting.
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Nov 22, 2022 05:34
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cum just drink cum, just straight up drink it
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Nov 22, 2022 05:37
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Toxic Mental posted:cum
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Nov 22, 2022 05:37
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funnel gravy in yaor rear end in a top hat Edit: take pics
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Nov 22, 2022 05:48
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I'm always tryna juke my way out of thanksgiving. Half my family considers me to be a drug kingpin and like to flip out the big gotchas at Thanksgiving Is it because you say things like tryna juke?
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Nov 22, 2022 05:50
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Gonna spatchcock and dry brine my turkey. Rub compound butter under the skin. Season with some Lawry’s and pepper, and smoke it at 275 on my Weber Smokey Mountain. I always think the real stars if the show are the antipasto and my mom’s special Sunday gravy. Everyone’s always full before the turkey comes out anyway, so no pressure.
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Nov 22, 2022 06:03
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a turkey cooked well is awesome but a ham for the holidays is the best
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Nov 22, 2022 06:11
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Gonna spatchcock and dry brine my turkey. Rub compound butter under the skin. Season with some Lawry’s and pepper, and smoke it at 275 on my Weber Smokey Mountain. 
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Nov 22, 2022 14:33
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last month, for thanksgiving, i made beef bourguignon because i'm so done with turkey. will probably do the same for christmas. maybe a beef weelingtonbn
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Nov 22, 2022 14:49
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:beef weelingtonbn
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Nov 22, 2022 15:12
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Prof. Crocodile posted:green bean casserole is an important reminder of the kind of crap people had to eat during the great depression. chew it solemnly and let its horrible sliminess remind you of how fortunate you are. gbc a weird one bc it was invented in 1955 by Dorcas Reilly for Campbell's but you are also not wrong. I never serve that noise. Hub Dirt posted:You could also spatchcock and grill your bird like ol Troy, ha ha I would straight-up do this if my brother hadn't already ordered a smoked turkey (I'm roasting a second turkey)
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Nov 22, 2022 15:12
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