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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1594832290315747328 lmao

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Qwijib0 posted:

I mean they're called the 49ers but when was the last time they scored 49 points. Frauds imo.

https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/game/9-7-2003-chi-@-sf-12013

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

lmao oh nooooo

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
did i just see a commercial about selling your loving life insurance

jfc

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

lmao. Colt lookin like a suburban dad you'd encounter arguing with the cashier at a discount shoe warehouse

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

lol

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
n-e-way this game seems done, think i want to boot up yousician and play some bass

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Shinji2015 posted:

Feels like the game's done if the Niners score on this drive

Good news !

Okay, let's be real. Jimmy G is who is is, but, and it's a big one, this isn't the Handsome Jimmy we saw as recently as January. Last season he had a 20/12 TD/INT ratio. This season he's 14 and 4 as of that 3rd Q Aiyuk TD. That's an improvement of 1.67 to 3.5; less than half of last year. He's also at a 100.0 QBR right now, with a 49ers best of 102.0 in 2019, but that was with a 27/13 ratio. Tonight, he's at 123.8 through 3 quarters. He's also not throwing his signature interception this season, which is a huge improvement for him.

tl;dr This is not last season's Jimmy G. Apparently paying him backup money with huge incentives was the secret all along.

e. Goddamn Jimmy, that outfit is baller as gently caress.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Be nice Nick

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Strange World commercials freak me out

it's so generic that my eyes just slide off it, it's like I'm watching a commercial for mental static

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

I appreciate this.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Tayter Swift posted:

did i just see a commercial about selling your loving life insurance

jfc

might as well

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Tayter Swift posted:

did i just see a commercial about selling your loving life insurance

jfc

you're dead, why do you need it. gently caress everyone esle

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
lol that loving Kittle run

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Good ol' screen pass :thurman:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
a clowning

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Jfc cards

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







boy the cardinals have quit

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Arizona Cardinals fun fact: tackling is optional

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Grand Theft Football. 15/4 TD/INT in 8.75 games.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


they let him score

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
definitely an escape goat game now

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
I sincerely hope the Niners put up 50 tonight

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Qwijib0 posted:

you're dead, why do you need it. gently caress everyone esle

exactly. how much is life insurance? seems like free monies.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
There were like three different Arizona defenders who made business decisions on that touchdown, jesus

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

surf rock posted:

There were like three different Arizona defenders who made business decisions on that touchdown, jesus

maybe they already sold their life insurance policies

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
say bye bye to handsome Kliff

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Arizona should've fired Kliff after the playoff catastrophe last year; how on earth can they justify keeping him at this point

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Rad Valtar posted:

say bye bye to handsome Kliff

Yeah, your team quitting on you has to make an already hot seat molten lava, right?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
The most terrifying thing in the NFL must be having TV announcers talk too excitedly about your team

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
It's Trace's team now

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Lololol poor Colt McCoy.

On the other hand it's good that Handsome Jimmy remains handsome.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

surf rock posted:

Arizona should've fired Kliff after the playoff catastrophe last year; how on earth can they justify keeping him at this point

let's hope they can't!

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
jesus christ not these injuries up 4 tds

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
The real question is whether or not Arizona sends Keim packing with Kliff. They should, jesus christ this offensive line is always sooo bad

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Lololol poor Colt McCoy.

On the other hand it's good that Handsome Jimmy remains handsome.

its also not fair that they didnt color correct on that colt footage but i dont think it would help too much

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

hopefully the cards dont fire kliff before the patriots game but the bye week being before it sounds like a death sentence

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

bean mom posted:

hopefully the cards dont fire kliff before the patriots game but the bye week being before it sounds like a death sentence

I don't think we'll get that lucky.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
what is this running poo poo, give me funslinging

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
lol Handsome Jimmy is done for the night

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