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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Weaponized Cum posted:

I just woke up and lmao

Same

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ahahahahahaha

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Messi

Is

poo poo

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

They'll be dancing on the streets of Tyneside tonight

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

lynch_69 posted:

Whitest team in the tournament - Denmark or Croatia?

Poland?

E: Argentina in their dreams?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Weaponized Cum posted:

Perú should be in this group smh

Get better forgers.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Debali leading Tunisia with 6 catches so far, decent stats this early in the game.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Awwww, offside

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

the sex ghost posted:

I hope not so I can post 'poonisia' later

You can have 'Penmark' if they score or concede a penalty.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Good.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Miles offside.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

the sex ghost posted:

Everyone is offside to somebody all the time. hosed up to think about

Whoa, I haven't been monitoring my line at all

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

lynch_69 posted:

The historic general Hannibal is from what is now Tunisia.

Actually he's from Manchester United via Paris.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

5 extra minutes in a game where nothing has happened

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hegay posted:

Didn't they change this when they introduced the anti seal dribble rule

I thought the seal dribble rule was "kick the poo poo out of Kerlon"

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Congratulations Denmark, 100% fewer deaths than their last opening match at a major tournament

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Tortilla Maker posted:

Who’s ready for 2-0 Poland win?

:smith:

*Raises paw*

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mexico lack the villains they've had in the past but I'd still like them to lose by a funny number.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Omnikin posted:

Saudi Arabia are 100% in the lead for concussion after the flying knee earlier

How quickly we forget Iran's keeper

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ciprian Maricon posted:

He's playing Fortnite because he's a has been, i love Chicha but he deserved to stay home

At least someone from Mexico will be getting Victory Royales during the World Cup.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

peanut- posted:

Feel like I have never seen Poland play well at a major tournament

Get this, they haven't.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Tatsuta Age posted:

that's Atlanta United legend tata martino to u, bitch

He should take this group of frauds and go play on turf with that group of frauds then

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

joepinetree posted:

Is it me or have all the games so far been poo poo? Occasionally funny poo poo, but still poo poo? Good god, Den x Tun and Pol x Mex have almost solved my insomnia.

The whole World Cup feels like matches during COVID, there's absolutely no atmosphere.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

VAR VAR VAR

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

There's a reason why Poland supporters don't like Lewandowski

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ciprian Maricon posted:

Raúl Jiménez coming on to do absolutely gently caress all, can't wait to see how he fucks up

Hasn't he not played in like 2 months?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

qirex posted:

Someone tell fox to quit it with the advanced stats, after “defensive line breaks” yesterday we have “shot creating actions” in this game

We're also getting some kind of "receptions" today, and I haven't figured out what that actually means

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Popete posted:

All the fun games are happening when I'm asleep :(

Go back to bed then.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Lima posted:

This match is like that monty python philosopher's football sketch but without the goal at the end :tootzzz:

They're not saying "Eureka," they're saying "You Reek, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Al-Saqr posted:

Mmmmm I’ll take a ‘you’re welcome’ for making today a historic epic World Cup day compared to the trash boring games that happened after. :smug:

I believe that the CumDogs will do something funny against the Surrender Experts

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Starsfan posted:

Looks like the hopes for CONCACAF this time rest squarely on the shoulders of the Canadians.

Out pops a smiling Justin Trudeau

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I'm sad that Tim Cahill is now 134 years old so we won't get another World Cup banger from him.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Inches from the miss of the tournament

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

France making the rare brother for brother substiution.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

marioinblack posted:

Isn't that just the sound a French cat makes?

It's how the address The Chairman

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

habeasdorkus posted:

Looked like a non-contact knee injury, so entirely possible. Yeesh.

He's been out for two months with an adductor tear.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mrenda posted:

11 yellow cards for time wasting, please

16 surely, gotta use those subs.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

peanut- posted:

I can't be bothered to look at the team so am just going to assume Harry Kewell and Tim Cahill are still playing

Sadly, Mark Viduka failed the fitness test.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Big fan of the Aussies going in full-blooded and the French jumping out of tackles

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