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MrChips: Jun 10, 2005; FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

So with the hollandaise season upon us now, and that means it�s time to ~~fight the hordes out shopping~~ fight the scalper bots to try and buy a new video card online, ~~get into a fight with your significant other about which placemats to use~~ punch some idiot out for not wearing a mask in the grocery store, and listen to your drunk uncle Ted rant about foreigners ~~at the dinner table~~ on the family Zoom call. Fortunately it also means that it�s time for yet another installment of the Sheep Game, where you can argue with your goon friends about who is the most correct about everything!

So, what is a sheep game? Here's you answer:

What the gently caress is a sheep

The game is not complicated.

1. There will be a list of questions at the bottom of this post. The object of the game is to provide the MOST COMMON response from the people playing the game, kind of like Family Feud. You receive one point for each person who provided the same answer. In other words, if the question was "What is best in life," and 10 players said "To crush your enemies," each of those players would receive 10 points. If 5 players said "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist," they would each receive 5 points. If 1 player said "Hello Kitty," he would receive 1 points (and the public condemnation of their peers).

2. Every question scores points, even if only one. The player with the MOST points, after all the questions are added up, wins the game.

3. There are no right or wrong answers - your job is to provide the MOST COMMON answer. So even if you really, really think that "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist" is best in life, it might still be in your best interest to answer "To crush your enemies." This means that even a factually incorrect answer can score the most points! You have to decide what you think everyone else will say.

4. Some of the questions are vague - intentionally so! It's your job to interpret them as you think the majority of AI will.

:siren:

We're doing something different for answers this year! :siren:

To play the Sheep Game, go to The Sheep Game Google Form and submit your answers there!

Once you have sent your entry, please post in this thread as confirmation.

You have until 11 PM Pacific Time on Tuesday, December 20th (0700 UTC on Wednesday, December 21st) to submit your answers. The big reveal will be in this thread starting at or about 3 PM Pacific Time on Thursday, December 22nd (2300 UTC on Thursday, December 22nd), so set your calendars/alarm clocks/crude sundials made from old Jeep parts for the big day! I will be doing the reveal two questions per day with each reveal being posted at or about 3 PM Pacific Time, so you have some time to ridicule each other discuss your successes and failures.

Without further ado, the questions:

We�ve talked about turbocharged engines, now let�s talk about supercharged engines. This is the best supercharged production car engine of all time.
On the other hand, this is the worst supercharged production car engine of all time.
Everyone has the usual suspects in their mind when they think about performance cars. This model is maybe the most unexpected performance car of all time.
What is the lowest treadwear rating for a tire you�ve put on your daily driver?
Manufacturers like making faster, hotter versions of otherwise very plain cars. This completely boring car has the most ridiculously different performance version of all time.
This time of year means winter in the northern hemisphere. __________ is the thing I dislike the most about driving in the winter.
On the other hand, __________ is the thing I like the most about driving in the winter!
Lots of cars are only available in their manufacturer�s domestic market. This is the one that I wish we got in my home country.
In the 12th Sheep Game, we asked about �one-hit wonders�; great cars that got one version and no true successor. What car do you think is the worst car that just keeps on going and going?
Between the first generation and the most recent one, this car model has really gotten ugly!
On the other hand, some cars look better and better given time. This car model started out as an ugly duckling, but now it�s beautiful!
On that note, one generation of this car really stands out as being a real stinker.
This is maybe the most misunderstood car of all time, if you ask me.
Car culture encompasses a lot of things, both good and bad. I wish this part of car culture would just go away.
When people look at a car, the front end often defines how they react to the styling, and in the front end, the headlights are maybe the most important feature of all. This car has the best headlight design of all time.
Reflecting on it, this is the reason why I bought my current car more than anything.
More than any other, this car would be my dream project car.
Thinking back all those years, this is the one piece of advice I�d give myself as I prepared to buy my first car.
EV-swapping classic cars is going to be a big deal in the future, whether you like it or not. This classic car would be best suited to an EV swap.
Urban legends are common in any community, and the car community has its fair share. This is my favourite automotive-related urban legend.

Once again, to submit your answers go to The Sheep Game Google Form and submit your answers before 11 PM Pacific Time on Tuesday, December 20th (0700 UTC on Wednesday, December 21st). See you all for the reveal!

# ? Nov 24, 2022 23:53

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# ? May 11, 2024 07:50

cursedshitbox: May 20, 2012; Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.; Fun Shoe

FIRST

# ? Nov 24, 2022 23:54

Slung Blade: Jul 11, 2002; IN STEEL WE TRUST

It's the most wonderfulllllll tiiiiiiiiiime of the yeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 23:54

Seat Safety Switch: May 27, 2008; MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.; Pillbug

Post go in the hole.

# ? Nov 25, 2022 00:02

MrChips: Jun 10, 2005; FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Post go in the hole.

The square hole?

# ? Nov 25, 2022 00:09

cursedshitbox: May 20, 2012; Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.; Fun Shoe

MrChips posted:

The square hole?

Sure just usin the 20lb sawed off sledge to cram that fucker in there

# ? Nov 25, 2022 00:18

meatpimp: May 15, 2004; Psst -- Wanna buy

EVERYWHERE
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

Tough questions this time. My metrics are going to slip.

# ? Nov 25, 2022 00:32

luminalflux: May 27, 2005

oh hell yeah

# ? Nov 25, 2022 00:52

babyeatingpsychopath: Oct 28, 2000; Forum Veteran

I have been shamed into drinking heavily and answering these questions.

I regret nothing.

# ? Nov 25, 2022 00:55

sharkytm: Oct 9, 2003; Ba

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Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo; Fallen Rib

Tough crowd this year

# ? Nov 25, 2022 01:23

Mustache Ride: Sep 11, 2001

I'm full of margaritas and turkey

Let's do this

# ? Nov 25, 2022 01:40

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Cazadores gives me goosebumps

# ? Nov 25, 2022 01:54

Bajaha: Apr 1, 2011; BajaHAHAHA.

So we hosed up the emails that much that we need a form where we can't screw it up without extra effort.

Niiiice.

Submitted. This is going to be fun.

# ? Nov 25, 2022 03:15

Wrar: Sep 9, 2002; Soiled Meat

In.

# ? Nov 25, 2022 03:46

IOwnCalculus: Apr 2, 2003

Factual answers submitted.

# ? Nov 25, 2022 05:09

Slung Blade: Jul 11, 2002; IN STEEL WE TRUST

I have also posted my answers on the form.

Love that format Chips, perfect.

# ? Nov 25, 2022 07:02

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

In for the first time.

# ? Nov 26, 2022 04:11

McTinkerson: Jul 5, 2007; Dreaming of Shock Diamonds

I'm in. These should be solidly midpack answers at best.

# ? Nov 26, 2022 22:24

Liquid Communism: Mar 9, 2004

In like Flynn.

# ? Nov 27, 2022 03:36

MrChips: Jun 10, 2005; FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

So, with the weekend more or less behind us, I've now heard from 13 players:

Seat Safety Switch
cursedshitbox
luminalflux
babyeatingpsychopath
Fermented Tinal
Mustache Ride
Wrar
Bajaha
IOwnCalculus
Slung Blade
Midjack
McTinkerson
Liquid Communism

Keep the answers coming in, everyone!

# ? Nov 27, 2022 23:31

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

In!

# ? Nov 28, 2022 12:07

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

In it to fail horribly!

# ? Nov 28, 2022 13:53

Big Taint: Oct 19, 2003

I'm in, so fuckin wooly this time.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 00:53

ThirstyBuck: Nov 6, 2010

# ? Dec 5, 2022 04:21

MrChips: Jun 10, 2005; FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

As of just now, I've hear from a total of 19 players:

Seat Safety Switch
cursedshitbox
luminalflux
babyeatingpsychopath
Fermented Tinal
Mustache Ride
Wrar
Bajaha
IOwnCalculus
Slung Blade
Midjack
McTinkerson
Liquid Communism
freelop
KozmoNaut
CornHolio
Big Taint
heffray
Thirstybuck
The Door Frame

Keep the answers coming in, everyone!

# ? Dec 5, 2022 21:13

builds character: Jan 16, 2008; Keep at it.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 21:52

InitialDave: Jun 14, 2007; I Want To Believe.

Answers are in!

# ? Dec 5, 2022 22:46

Somewhat Heroic: Oct 11, 2007; (Insert Mad Max related text)

I have been very MIA in the Chat thread so I was glad someone brought this up in the AI Slack. I have submitted my answers. My streak continues.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 22:52

sharkytm: Oct 9, 2003; Ba

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Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo; Fallen Rib

Entered with what I'm sure will be a poor showing.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 17:17

MrChips: Jun 10, 2005; FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

With 10 days until the deadline, I've heard from a total of 23 players:

Seat Safety Switch
cursedshitbox
luminalflux
babyeatingpsychopath
Fermented Tinal
Mustache Ride
Wrar
Bajaha
IOwnCalculus
Slung Blade
Midjack
McTinkerson
Liquid Communism
freelop
KozmoNaut
CornHolio
Big Taint
heffray
Thirstybuck
The Door Frame
Somewhat Heroic
builds character
InitialDave
SharkyTM
Turbo Fondant

Keep those answers coming in everyone, we've got a long way to go until we hit 70 players total!

# ? Dec 11, 2022 03:45

slothrop: Dec 7, 2006; Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>; Soiled Meat

Woop woop, submitted only winning answers!

# ? Dec 14, 2022 15:14

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Only submitting terrible answers!

# ? Dec 15, 2022 10:34

Q_res: Oct 29, 2005; We're fucking built for this shit!

Gave it my best/worst shot.

# ? Dec 16, 2022 00:58

Anghammarad: Jan 3, 2010; Ruining your domestic car industry since 1968

I'm in!

C'mon solid mid table mediocrity!

# ? Dec 16, 2022 01:07

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

I did it. I am car man.

# ? Dec 16, 2022 01:09

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.