Escape From Noise posted:Frank Bomb Investigator
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Nov 28, 2022 16:23
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nobody panic! i'm jeremy renner, from the hurt locker, here to defuse the bombs. |
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Nov 28, 2022 17:22
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Escape From Noise posted:Frank Bomb Investigator bomb investigator: to be frank with you, this bomb is going to blow your house up |
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Nov 28, 2022 23:17
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the prodigy’s hit single blow my bomb up
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Nov 28, 2022 23:50
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FutonForensic posted:smokin hot babe: it's either stopping the bomb or doing my bum, lover boy. what's it gonna be Man Who Must Drive 60mph (during sex) Or He Cums Too much is always not enough! |
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Nov 29, 2022 00:19
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for your crimes against humanity, you must gently caress this crazy bomb to death |
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Nov 29, 2022 03:38
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idiotsavant posted:for your crimes against humanity, you must gently caress this crazy bomb to death Frank bomberman: hello m’am, I’m here to check if there are any bombs on your house sexy bomb: oh my, you don’t say. well there’s no bombs here mr inspector Frank: hmm… well I’m gonna need you to remove your robe, just make sure there’s no…wires…under there. purely professional m’am. sexy bomb: ok, if you insist… *public domain funk music plays* |
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Nov 29, 2022 04:55
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a former fbi agent must stop a crazy man by blowing bombs
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Nov 29, 2022 08:02
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*evidence locker filled with bombs* current FBI agent, ashes a cigarette ruefully, stomps on the ash. grinds the heel of his cheap brown shoe: It doesn't make sense. None of this adds up... we've got the bombs. We've got the man... but what was he planning? current FBI agent 2: Who can say chief. Maybe they were antique bombs. Real collectors' items. Maybe they reminded him of home. Maybe the sicko was just crazy. current FBI agent, narrowing his eyes: Well one thing's for sure. These bombs ain't goin' nowhere until we get to the bottom of this. former FBI agent, banging wildly against the soundproof glass, mouthing soundlessly: Twenty Four posted:Thanks for reminding me of electric six, listening to more of their stuff right now. That guitar player has some amazing right hand technique, loose but on point! Really solid bass too, that's my jam, sorry for the derail! One time my friends went to see them in like 2007 or so and Dick Valentine stopped the show mid-song to announce that Larry King was dead.
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Nov 29, 2022 10:03
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current FBI agent, sliding himself into the interrogation room chair. a bomb stares back impassively.: You want some water? No? How about a cigarette. I apologize for the lieutenant just now. Heh. He's a bit of a maniac. Maybe even crazy. But not as crazy as that partner of yours. Look, you're a bomb, you're allowed to make some mistakes. There's no point throwing your life away. And let's face it. That crazy SOB was just gonna blow you up anyway. So tell us what you know and how about we get you home to the bomb factory in time for you to kiss your kids gnight. bomb:
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Nov 29, 2022 10:05
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a crazy man, about to blow up bombs: former FBI agent, standing in the rain: you don't need to do it, you know. crazy man: you don't know a thing about me. you don't know what I need former FBI agent: maybe you're right. maybe that doesn't matter crazy man: but Francois... former FBI agent: no, don't talk. crazy man: this is crazy. former FBI agent: no, Jean. I'm crazy. I'm crazy for waiting so long to tell you... to make love to me... *they kiss passionately, their bodies laid down gently on a softly undulating mound of bombs*
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Nov 29, 2022 10:13
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TrixRabbi posted:*government-issue funk music plays* |
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Nov 29, 2022 13:08
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this is basically just the movie Donald was writing in Adaptation |
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Nov 29, 2022 17:16
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So he’s not currently an FBI agent?
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Nov 30, 2022 05:24
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Commissioner: drat it Frank! Your superior told you to unfuck that bomb! You disobeyed a direct order! You're out of order! Frank: I've had it up to heree with you pencil pushers! I'm out of order??? Once a bombs been hosed and sucked you can't go back on that! Don't they teach you college boys anything in that fancy academy of yours? YOU CANNOT UNFUCK A BOMB! All you can do is prepare for the gently caress thunder! |
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Nov 30, 2022 07:15
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*background chatter and noise, a rowdy classroom at Quantico, all of the fresh recruits gossiping and laughing. their clamor dies abruptly at a horrid shriek-- their new instructor, a former FBI agent, dragging the metal hook he has for a hand down the chalkboard* former FBI agent: you're in this room for one reason and one reason only. to send a bomb-- any bomb-- into a stygian sexual underworld of transcendent and dark pleasure. if you're not here for this-- if you're not willing to make bomb loving your moon, your sun, your life, your death-- then stand up right now and walk out of this room because I will NOT have my time wasted in the class. if you are not willing to lay your life down on the line in pursuit of making a bomb nut like a wild man then get the gently caress out of my classroom and god have loving MERCY on your souls *shuffling of chairs being pushed back, nervous feet exiting the room* former FBI agent: good. that weeds out the slackers. for the rest of you, welcome to the most significant semester you will ever have. lesson number one: explosion is the bomb's cum
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Nov 30, 2022 07:35
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Frank, a crazy man took out our entire A-squad, so we need you to send in the bomb-disarming robot. I know you retired before these 'bots became common, but I have good news. This model is very similar to the robot that fucks your ex-wife. |
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Nov 30, 2022 08:37
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hi mr guidance counsel im having trouble deciding on a career path. i could be the crazy man who blows up bombs or the FBI agent who *must* stop him gc: it’s not good to restrict yourself to a single path… better be the crazy man
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Jan 16, 2023 01:26
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baka fwocka fwame posted:hi mr guidance counsel im having trouble deciding on a career path. i could be the crazy man who blows up bombs or the FBI agent who *must* stop him lol
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Jan 16, 2023 10:56
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a former fbi agent muse stop a crazy man from suckin on chili dogs outside the tastee freeze
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Jan 16, 2023 17:03
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biosterous posted:a former fbi agent muse stop a crazy man from suckin on chili dogs outside the tastee freeze immovable object vs unstoppable force
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Jan 16, 2023 17:22
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baka fwocka fwame posted:hi mr guidance counsel im having trouble deciding on a career path. i could be the crazy man who blows up bombs or the FBI agent who *must* stop him former FBI agent so it's also a significantly longer career path |
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Jan 16, 2023 18:21
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I was hoping no one would point that out lol
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Jan 16, 2023 18:57
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The career path is to become former FBI. So he's currently FBI. And choosing to leave FBI or go crazy. https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Jan 16, 2023 19:29
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it also doesn’t make sense why would a former FBI agent be required to stop someone from blowing up bombs. he’s retired he should be hitting the linx
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Jan 16, 2023 19:43
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leave that poo poo to the people whose job it actually is currently… the current fbi hot take
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Jan 16, 2023 19:44
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Some try to split the difference and become a current FBI agent who's a week from retirement but it rarely goes well for them
google THIS fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jan 16, 2023 |
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Jan 16, 2023 20:50
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baka fwocka fwame posted:it also doesn’t make sense why would a former FBI agent be required to stop someone from blowing up bombs. he’s retired he should be hitting the linx i’m glad someone is finally saying it like it is. detonator (2003) has had it too good for too long and it’s well overdue that someone really tears into the logic of behind it
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Jan 16, 2023 23:09
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Agent Steve: "I did it. It's over. The psalms are safe from that lazy man." FBI Director: "You idiot! This is why you were removed from active duty!" |
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Jan 17, 2023 04:15
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tutankhalmond posted:current fbi agent: *puts his arm across former fbi agent when the former fbi agent tries to step forward towards the crazy man blowing up bombs* wait...let's see what he's up to this and many posts itt
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Jan 17, 2023 20:31
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google THIS posted:former FBI agent *Gets hired by the FBI, quits on day one, flips everyone the bird while walking out the door* "Former FBI agent here, mission accomplished losers!" Just outside, a bomb is sitting in front of the exit. "Oh no..."
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Jan 18, 2023 02:20
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just remembered this tagline lol
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Feb 23, 2024 10:23
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the former fbi agent fandom is dying reblog this post if you're still a crazy man blowing up bombs
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Feb 23, 2024 10:26
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"I'm not your guy, chief. I can't go back to being a former FBI agent. I'm retired. I'm a former former FBI agent now." "But former former FBI agent, we need you to sit at bars at 2pm being jaded and grizzled! The whole nation needs you to sit at bars at 2pm being jaded and grizzled! You're the best man to initially refuse to do the job but eventually get dragged into it by your old flame and/or your unresolved vendetta with the crazy man, and you know it!" |
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Feb 24, 2024 17:44
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"Chief, I know this perp. He's got more bombs than the bible's got Psalms." "You're reports were incorrect, old timer, those were rhymes, not bombs. Now I've got the mayor's office and the teachers union screaming down my neck thanks to you." |
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Feb 24, 2024 18:40
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A former, ya' FBI mon muss tap di mon he crazy A licky blow up bombs |
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Feb 25, 2024 04:22
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retired FBI chief: you know... this isn't actually your job any more, why not leave it to the professionals? retired FBI agent: i am the professionals, a professionally retired FBI agent!! crazy man: you know what, i've always wanted to retire from the crazy man blowing up bombs lifestyle... maybe settle down with a nice little bomb in the country side and... <explosion> |
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Feb 25, 2024 13:24
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watho posted:the former fbi agent fandom is dying reblog this post if you're still a crazy man blowing up bombs
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Feb 25, 2024 18:03
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dr crazy man or how I learned to stop being FBI and love the bombs
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