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current FBI agent: we got him, Frank. the crazy man is back at headquarters. it’s over, you can go back to your retirement now and leave this nonsense to the guys getting paid. former FBI agent Frank: if you say so Devins. but mark my words something’s not right here. current FBI agent: there’s nothing more to worry about Frank. tell the Mrs I send my regards. now get some sleep. former FBI agent Frank: Devins wait— *click* current FBI agent Devins goes back into the interrogation room to find the suspect still passed out, as if he was drugged. current FBI agent: what’s going on here, he’s still not awake? other current FBI agent: it’s as if he was drugged. wait, what’s that ticking. the suspect’s ticking grows louder. Tick! Tick! Tick! why he’s not a man at all!! he’s a bomb!!! KABOOM!!!!! the FBI office is blown to bits. former FBI agent Frank (at home like 20 miles away but somehow knowing this happened): CRAAAZZZYYYYY MAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!! |
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nobody panic! i'm jeremy renner, from the hurt locker, here to defuse the bombs. |
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idiotsavant posted:for your crimes against humanity, you must gently caress this crazy bomb to death Frank bomberman: hello m’am, I’m here to check if there are any bombs on your house sexy bomb: oh my, you don’t say. well there’s no bombs here mr inspector Frank: hmm… well I’m gonna need you to remove your robe, just make sure there’s no…wires…under there. purely professional m’am. sexy bomb: ok, if you insist… *public domain funk music plays* |
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