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FBI agent Brank Gornky: 'See you later... detonator." <puts on shades as he walks way from a cool explosion... wait wasn't he sposed to stop that?> |
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Nosfereefer posted:p much standard fbi procedure except for one thing... Brank Gornky quit the FBI two days ago cause he was sick of doing things by the book! |
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Nov 25, 2022 14:00
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watho posted:someone blew up my prized bomb collection!!!!! never fear, FBI agent (former) Brank Gornky is on the case!!! |
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Nov 25, 2022 14:11
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tutankhalmond posted:current fbi agent: you don't know that Frank, this is why you aren't on the force. Maybe those bombs were special because they were his. Accordingly, we've put a team together and...well...we're going to give the crazy man more bombs. It's called hypothesis testing Frank, you could never understand that. Didn't then. Don't now. I could lose my job for even telling you this. <later> current fbi agent: ah geez Frank... you were right... those lousy bombs shot me... and i was only two days from retirement. tell my wife i love her... and Frank... get that crazy man for me <dies in franks arms> former fbi agent Frank: <screams at heavens> CRRRAAAZZZZYYY MAAAN!! |
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Nov 25, 2022 21:08
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retired FBI chief: you know... this isn't actually your job any more, why not leave it to the professionals? retired FBI agent: i am the professionals, a professionally retired FBI agent!! crazy man: you know what, i've always wanted to retire from the crazy man blowing up bombs lifestyle... maybe settle down with a nice little bomb in the country side and... <explosion> |
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