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Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

kecske posted:

so who has to keep james corden now?

We'll slice him in two

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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

US - Iran is going to be intense lol

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Starsfan posted:

if Iran draws the US doesn't that mean they automatically lose out? the US and either England or Wales would be guaranteed to have more points than them

If Iran draws they have 4 points and the US has 3

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past

C-SPAN Caller posted:

The US won’t beat Iran

I could see them beating Iran 0-0.

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
gently caress it, I'm hoping Andor's Iran get through and an act of God strikes the other three teams out of existence.

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

TheRat posted:

If Iran draws they have 4 points and the US has 3

Yeah somehow I thought that it was simultaneously true that Wales had tied their first game and the US had won lol

weird things enter a man's head on a friday afternoon at work

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
I can understand Southgate being upset with the first Iran goal because that level of concentration slipping in a knockout game could be costly, and he tries to instil a real miserly/fortress defence mentality, starting with Pickford getting annoyed at doing his job.

That we saw that game out the way we did was shocking though.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Starsfan posted:

if Iran draws the US doesn't that mean they automatically lose out? the US and either England or Wales would be guaranteed to have more points than them

**oh wait nevermind I confused myself that the US had won the first game lol

If Wales beats England and Iran draws the US then it would come down to goal differential for those three teams which probably would mean Iran out.

So I guess if Wales beats England then Iran realistically has to win to advance but otherwise they just need a draw

scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


shirts and skins posted:

Serious post I am entertained af

this is from way back, but bro i was serious! very entertaining match!

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Someone on Reddit will do the ‘who goes through’ matrix but I think it’d take Wales winning by a margin of four or more goals against England for goal difference to come into contention.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



great performance tonight, three points sure would have been nice!

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

kecske posted:

so who has to keep james corden now?

Put him in the middle of the ocean with some weights on his legs to at least salvage something of a result from this garbage tier match.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isMjvRpAckU

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola

Shogi posted:

Southgate was fuming after the 6-2 win against a really pretty decent Iran team so he'll be loving this. Solid clean sheet

Lol he is as well. Absolutely thrilled. Ladies and gentlemen, the man who took Boro from UEFA cup finallists to permanently poo poo and dead within like two years

duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost
Le Jeux BOOOOOOOO

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Total Meatlove posted:

Someone on Reddit will do the ‘who goes through’ matrix but I think it’d take Wales winning by a margin of four or more goals against England for goal difference to come into contention.

It'd matter mostly for Iran and only if they drew against the US. England is probably in even with a loss unless they get killed.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Beers were nice, game was not

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

the sex ghost posted:

Beers were nice, game was not

The game was a downer on the beers.

I'm thinking of going to bed despite having more beers.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Games like this makes me wish I was still drinking

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
England are poo poo lol completely gassed after 45 mins

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

What a bag of poo poo that was.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Ginette Reno posted:

It'd matter mostly for Iran and only if they drew against the US. England is probably in even with a loss unless they get killed.

Yeah. If US-Iran isn't a draw, winner is in along with England, unless Wales wins by 4 or more, in which case winner is in with Wales. If US and Iran draw, US is out and Iran is on 4 points and -2 GD, so then it only matters if Wales wins and by how much, because all three teams will be on 4.

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Paperback Writer posted:

US - Iran is going to be intense lol

Oh word

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


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Tyler Adams’ game by numbers vs. England:
100% tackles won
100% aerial duels won
87% pass accuracy
60 touches
3 ground duels won
2/3 long balls completed
2 clearances

Makelele regen

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

African AIDS cum posted:

England are poo poo lol completely gassed after 45 mins

They got bossed by the pride of Leeds United, a Spanish guy and a guy with the French flag in his hair

Poo’d Bellingsham and Decline Rice

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


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A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

They got bossed by the pride of Leeds United, a Spanish guy and a guy with the French flag in his hair

Poo’d Bellingsham and Decline Rice

Rice was pure poo poo, Englands best player was harry maguire lol

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Honestly the English tears are the best part of the thread, pending the US-Iran disaster that will somehow send both teams to the group stage

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


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I reckon Wales batter England, extremely poor squad. Surprisingly athletic Daniel James with a brace, Rashford with a 5 page instagram post apologizing and promising to beat the tories and feed those nutella dipping sticks to fat schoolkids

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
Now imagine if LeBron played for the USMNT

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

African AIDS cum posted:

Tyler Adams’ game by numbers vs. England:
100% tackles won
100% aerial duels won
87% pass accuracy
60 touches
3 ground duels won
2/3 long balls completed
2 clearances

Makelele regen

He was *awesome*.

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

African AIDS cum posted:

Rice was pure poo poo, Englands best player was harry maguire lol

Also lol that Gay-son Mount and Bukkake Sucka are getting match time over the Stockport Messi

Foden and Grealish for 90 would have destroyed us

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

African AIDS cum posted:

Rice was pure poo poo, Englands best player was harry maguire lol

Agree on both. I didn't realise Rice was on until like 70 minutes in, and I don't think I saw Sterling until he was subbed off.

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
Take Pulisic off set pieces and USA would have won imo

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Southgate delenda est

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


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TheRat posted:

Agree on both. I didn't realise Rice was on until like 70 minutes in, and I don't think I saw Sterling until he was subbed off.

Exact same for me

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Shogi posted:

Take Pulisic off set pieces and USA would have won imo

He was fine, that last one was drawn up and if Reyna had gotten it back to him he would have sent in a shorter cross to a discombobulated England back line but Grealish (?) read it and got in the way

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Shogi posted:

Take Pulisic off set pieces and USA would have won imo

We havent had a good set piece taker since Eddie Lewis retired

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

puchu posted:

Now imagine if LeBron played for the USMNT

It'd be unfair to the soft English lads.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Shogi posted:

Take Pulisic off set pieces and USA would have won imo

He took two really good corners in the first half that Harry Maguire headed away without any pressure because no US players made a run to the loving six yard box.

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A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

TheRat posted:

Agree on both. I didn't realise Rice was on until like 70 minutes in, and I don't think I saw Sterling until he was subbed off.

US was pressing well and had Rice in a shadow most of the time to force the ball to Maguire to distribute. Maguire was pretty good otherwise but had some loving laughers trying to go through the first line, I can’t believe the US actually tactically imposed themselves on England lol

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