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I can tell it is legitimate because it did not enter my spam folder:quote:Hey there, What should I do????
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:08 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 09:31 |
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Obviously you need to watch the video
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:11 |
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post the video
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:11 |
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lovely thread OP.
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:13 |
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are you having leaky sphincter syndrome OP? I mean they had to have gotten your email from somewhere. Maybe you have been doing some google searches.
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:16 |
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holy poo poo I'm a type 1 diabetic thank you for bringing this to my attentionquote:Many people will end up pushing and causing even more blood vessel damage there, along with painful hemorrhoids and bleeding. I do this all the time
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:17 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:holy poo poo I'm a type 1 diabetic thank you for bringing this to my attention this + my plain opaque shower curtain and guests walk into my bathroom and think they're going to be murdered
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:18 |
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mod disclaimer: if this is a really bad idea because of viruses/malicious code take as much action on me as necessary The video link in the email went through like 3 urls before bringing me to this website https://bartonnutrition.com/ptn/21?utm_campaign=fg_jerusalem&utm_medium=email&utm_content=fg_bowel&utm_source=puredig&subid2=1316&subid=144283526&utm_term=email&AFFID=499202 Here is the website itself: The video does not seem to be a youtube link, however 10 seconds in for the video...
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:18 |
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If it bleeds you are doing something right. Not the old dried up blood which is black. Then you are on your own drive to the holy land of less poop.
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:19 |
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I feel like one of those conspiracy theorists as I put screencaps in here
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:29 |
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That email doesn't mention anything about loan forgiveness
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:38 |
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:46 |
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Would you like fries with that?
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:47 |
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Is it normal (lol) for stuff like this to rant more about the government and big X than hawking whatever magical wonder cure they have
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:49 |
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Now we are finally getting to the good stuff
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:00 |
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My poops are too weak
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:02 |
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Don't say that! Your poops are only as strong as your willpower!
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:05 |
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Black friday yeti tippin'.
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:10 |
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Which one is it also
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:13 |
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Chinatown posted:Black friday yeti tippin'. Island drank sippin', computer chair dippin', Xbox Elite Series 2 controller grippin'
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:13 |
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As an inhabitant of Jerusalem I can't confirm the existence of any ancient super fibers, though local people certainly defecate.
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:15 |
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So it turns out the super fiber wonder plant, as one may have found out by now, is actually Jerusalem Artichoke. ...which is from the New World/Americas, and not from the middle east or north Africa. And the video also said that the indigenous tribes studied by some English dude to see the size of their poops are from North Africa. Maybe the plant was introduced there many years ago and that's what those people ate/are eating. But even more interesting is this little snippet from Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_artichoke posted:US marketing scheme How much do I need to cram down my nethermaw until I activate the cheat code for my blood sugar and/or 2-pound turds?
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:28 |
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While the Jerusalem Artichoke is neither an artichoke nor from Jerusalem* it is delicious, don't buy it as tasteless supplements but rather as fresh tuber and try cooking it. *Probably a mispronunciation of Girasole as the flower resembles a sunflower.
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:38 |
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There's other poo poo too, which presumably will help me poo poo better. And lose weight. And cure my diabetus
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:39 |
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Also the loving irony of this slide since this video has been going on for at least an hour that ends* with "buy our Super Organic Blood Sugar Beating Powder so you can poo poo better and not die from diabetes unlike those Big Pharma companies because I found Jesus as a baby" *didn't end, talking about how good it tastes because APPLES
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:44 |
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I heard this before from somewhere...........
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:48 |
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Please don't let this poo poo deter you from trying Jerusalem Artichoke, it is delicious and easy to cook.
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:49 |
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By popular demand posted:Please don't let this poo poo deter you from trying Jerusalem Artichoke, it is delicious and easy to cook. It sounds good fried up and not as some One Weird Powder you need to take like the end of Scarface to fix your Leaky Butt WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!!!
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:53 |
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I also like how the email opened with helping fix rectum nerve damage and the corresponding video opened with "the devil tried to kill me at 6 months old" and went from why God Is Good to why The Big Companies(tm) are evil to huge poops by tribal communities to fighting blood sugar imbalance Quality 70-year-old-relative forwarded email experience, would eat some Jerusalem Artichoke in celebration EorayMel fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Nov 25, 2022 |
# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:55 |
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The video is still going and has gotten into the "pwease buy our pwoduct...or you'll be sowwy " phase loving guilt tripping and threatening people over shrek poo poo powder over here, something Very Good And Reputable companies do. This is loving bitcoin ponzi poo poo jfc EorayMel fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Nov 25, 2022 |
# ? Nov 25, 2022 21:06 |
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Also the bitcoin comparison is not that different
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 21:21 |
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the video finally loving ended
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 21:23 |
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Here's a direct video link for everyone to enjoy, since the site hides the controls for this 53 minute long Powerpoint. I really admire your stamina for sitting through that. Though I imagine their target audience has a lot of free time spent sitting on the toilet.
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 21:38 |
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so will this get me my erections back???
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 21:42 |
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Booty Pageant posted:so will this get me my erections back??? I'm afraid the kidnappers were quite clear on their demands and dodgy nutritional supplements were not on the list.
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 21:55 |
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So why haven't you bought a pack or a tin ? Maybe you can try some.
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 22:16 |
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This video cured my anal seepage thank you op.
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 22:16 |
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Thinkin' about pooping and blowing grenade sized holes in things
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 22:20 |
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Plop. .. Plop .. fizz fizz~
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 22:31 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 09:31 |
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Don't you dare mock this very serious and sensitive subject!
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# ? Nov 25, 2022 22:35 |