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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
https://youtu.be/0mYBSayCsH0

https://youtu.be/kFkwHouzUqg

https://youtu.be/4I8ypeQoEjI

After being heartbroken and swearing off soccer for twenty years, KSA won me back with their epic historic victory against Argentina, now they are on the March to make Kielbasa out of the poles, will they succeed in making me poo poo my pants again? Or will they make me swear off football forever for real this time? Will I smile for a day or scowl for a lifetime? Let痴 find out!


Todays matches [GMT time]

Group D: Tunisia vs Australia (Al Janoub Stadium, Al Wakrah; kick-off 10am)

Group C: Poland vs Saudi Arabia (Education City Stadium, Al Rayyan; kick-off 1pm)

Group D: France vs Denmark (Stadium 974, Doha; kick-off 4pm)

Group C: Argentina vs Mexico (Lusail Iconic Stadium, Lusail; kick-off 7pm)


YALLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh yeah Mexico vs Argentina is a big one too, but lol who cares about those Argentinan losers lolololo

Al-Saqr fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Nov 26, 2022

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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Education City

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Looke posted:

Education City

Fuckin school supply store rear end stadium name

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Looke posted:

Education City

Where else would you teach the Polish how to screw in a light bulb LOOOOL

We're gonna teach em a lesson they wont forget!!!!!

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
The good lads from the Subway Eat Fresh Socceroos are mug Tunisia and I知 going to do hearty lols while eating a sweet onion chicken teriyaki on wholemeal

(In all seriousness we池e gunna get bummed and be the second team heading home - last in, almost first out)

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Al-Saqr posted:

Where else would you teach the Polish how to screw in a light bulb LOOOOL

We're gonna teach em a lesson they wont forget!!!!!

I thought that was Germany's job

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

テ青「テ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク,
テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セ テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク

Looke posted:

Education City

Soviet Union built a town called literally academics town.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Mexico pls

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Education city ain't even a city tho. It's just a neighborhood where they put all the foreign schools they paid to open a Doha campus, and then they built their own university there too. And a giant Arabian horse rearing facility.

L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:

JohnCompany posted:

And a giant Arabian horse rearing facility.

Up pops a smiling Thomas Mller

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Education City Zone, Act 1

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Or Education City more like Re-education City guys amirite lol

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Pretending to work today, excited for a truly dreadful game of football

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
If you are my boss don't read the above post

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

the sex ghost posted:

Pretending to work today, excited for a truly dreadful game of football

if Saudi wins it's gonna be an earthshaking event, it's gonna be amazing.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Al-Saqr posted:

if Saudi wins it's gonna be an earthshaking event, it's gonna be amazing.

Today i feel Polish

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Today i am mexican

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

the sex ghost posted:

Pretending to work today, excited for a truly dreadful game of football

My job is making bad posts so I知 sorted

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
Get your subs ready!

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
yo soy... ソmexicano?

vamanos muchachos, eras penal, si, eras penal

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Dell_Zincht posted:

Today i feel Polish

heh have fun feeling like a loser soon. :dukedog:

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
go toons go (thats tunisia)

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Come on Riley lad

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


aussie aussie aussie augh oof argh

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
Scoreless draw plz

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Waving my subway sandwich around above my head, meats and vegetables spraying out in every direction

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Eat Fresh

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
Im currently watching the foot while pooping in Sydney, Australia AMA

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

puchu posted:

Im currently watching the foot while pooping in Sydney, Australia AMA

is that a giant poisonous spider behind you op

SebAndSeb
Apr 23, 2007

hello

puchu posted:

Im currently watching the foot while pooping in Sydney, Australia AMA

footlong or just a 6 incher?

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

poty posted:

is that a giant poisonous spider behind you op

The giant ones aren稚 the venomous ones fyi

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Not sure I like the plan of lumping in crosses when Tunisia have three tall centrebacks on the pitch

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

SebAndSeb posted:

footlong or just a 6 incher?

Meatballs with lots of corn

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Straya gonna do a big kick, just oval office it right in there

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

webmeister posted:

Not sure I like the plan of lumping in crosses when Tunisia have three tall centrebacks on the pitch

It痴 actually a genius way to ensure they make their flights home after the group stage

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I want Tunisia to win

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
I wish Les Murray was still alive.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Aussies are gonna make a (Google's Tunisian food) Chakchouka and couscous sub and then not share it :twisted:

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
Good to know the man leading the Australian line plays in the second division of Japanese football, really highlights the quality in the team

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Mooy is an ugly little goblin and he also sux

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