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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
I like canolis.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
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i'm hearing through the telegram that italy strongly opposes this thread

wait a minute

i've just received news that italy has surrendered to the thread

hold on, getting an update

italy has joined forces with this thread

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lol

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
It's impossible to be racist against italians because there's nothing you can say that they won't prove true

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

some plague rats posted:

It's impossible to be racist against italians because there's nothing you can say that they won't prove true

yeah like being sexy as hell

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

some plague rats posted:

It's impossible to be racist against italians because there's nothing you can say that they won't prove true
woah now, are we talking italian-italians or italian-americans?

italian-italians are tall fit golden tanned adonnis' of immense swagger oozing coolness

italian-americans are fat obese gormless goons with every square inch of their clothes covered in grease stains who are out of shape after walking 5 minutes and smell like cheap garlic salt condimentrs

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
sexy tomato, sexy potato

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


🍝 🌙 🍷 🍅

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

some plague rats posted:

It's impossible to be racist against italians because there's nothing you can say that they won't prove true

She's right, folks

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

lmfao

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I make a da pizza

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Found an Italian in my crawlspace the other day. Dreadful creatures.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

Found an Italian in my crawlspace the other day. Dreadful creatures.

You're gonna have to tent the place and gas them out, where there's one,

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


roaches in tracksuits going EYYYYY OOOOOOOOHHH as their life is stolen from them

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

OH I'M DYIN' HEA

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
oh my god i can hear it

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Mayor Dave posted:

I make a da pizza

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

wop is a funny word

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

I've said it somewhere before but whenever I see "WaPo" for Washington Post my brain turns it into "Woppo the guido circus clown"

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Lib and let die posted:

I've said it somewhere before but whenever I see "WaPo" for Washington Post my brain turns it into "Woppo the guido circus clown"

lol oh no

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Lib and let die posted:

I've said it somewhere before but whenever I see "WaPo" for Washington Post my brain turns it into "Woppo the guido circus clown"

lol

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
New career path?

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Cuttlefush posted:

oh my god i can hear it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7Ri6dhsnoU

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
eyyy!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Lib and let die posted:

"Woppo the guido circus clown"

mods please do the needful

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Oh, I'm WappoDaClown, wassamaddayouse?

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


Lib and let die posted:

I've said it somewhere before but whenever I see "WaPo" for Washington Post my brain turns it into "Woppo the guido circus clown"

lol

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

note: i don't really care what the needful is, just put that phrase somewhere that more people will have to see it

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


How could you leak my bachelor party

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

eyo finally a threads fora mia

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Imagine having the greatest hero of your culture be a dude so brutal that his contemporaries were like "bro... maybe slow down on either the killing or the raping?"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Also every other hero is either a mass murdered or a grotesquely obese cook.


hey I boiled dough, it comes in like 10 shapes, also 2 sauces. Best cuisine in the world folks

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



He wasn't even Italian, he was Genoese and working in service of the glory of Spain

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Epic High Five posted:

He wasn't even Italian, he was Genoese and working in service of the glory of Spain

when you've contributed nothing useful, you have to make it up.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Zerg Mans posted:

Imagine having the greatest hero of your culture be a dude so brutal that his contemporaries were like "bro... maybe slow down on either the killing or the raping?"

I had no idea Mario was such a profligate killer-rapist. Well I'm team Koopa now

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

who knew that the geniune anti-italian racism thread would also be the unironic 'keep posting, zerg mans' thread

what have i done

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Judgy Fucker posted:

I had no idea Mario was such a profligate killer-rapist. Well I'm team Koopa now

what do you think happened to all the princess before Peach.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Lib and let die posted:

who knew that the geniune anti-italian racism thread would also be the unironic 'keep posting, zerg mans' thread

what have i done

mamma mia!

Zerg Mans posted:

what do you think happened to all the princess before Peach.

mamma mia!

Judgy Fucker has issued a correction as of 19:41 on Nov 28, 2022

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

it's time to atone for my posting sins

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Imagine Samuel Alito being the 2nd worst Italian to have served on the Supreme Court

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