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brent bought pounds of candy corn for halloween, way more than we could possible give away to trick or treaters, and leaves the remaining candy all over the house in little candy dishes which he replenishes constantly as he eats them. this is already profoundly offputting, but to make matters worse, every single time he eats the candy corn he breaks off the pointy ends, sticks them onto his canines, and pretends he's a vampire! what to gently caress!!
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Brent keeps calling NYC the regular sized apple. |
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Nov 28, 2022 17:39
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Manifisto posted:brent bought pounds of candy corn for halloween, way more than we could possible give away to trick or treaters, and leaves the remaining candy all over the house in little candy dishes which he replenishes constantly as he eats them. this is already profoundly offputting, but to make matters worse, every single time he eats the candy corn he breaks off the pointy ends, sticks them onto his canines, and pretends he's a vampire! what to gently caress!! That's it, Brent can go straight to hell. Candy corn is illegal.
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Nov 28, 2022 17:41
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Brent kidnapped my family and held them hostage "as a joke" and made fun of me for being so "uptight" when I freaked out. |
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Nov 28, 2022 17:45
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Brent also hosed up the printer
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Nov 28, 2022 17:45
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Holland Oates posted:Brent also hosed up the printer He just kept running rest page after test page well after the ink had run out! |
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Nov 28, 2022 17:45
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Brent has sigs and AVs turned off on the forums
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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Nov 28, 2022 17:52
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Brent hasn't even posted, he's just been lurking
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Nov 28, 2022 17:58
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Brent is responsible for the disappearance of nut.
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Nov 28, 2022 18:04
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Brent keeps coming round late at night, staring in the bottom of my front window, getting my cats all riled up and snarling and attacking the window pane. Just what I wanted to hear at 3am: a loud snarl followed by a big "bong" as the big front window tests the limits of durability. actually the loving neighbor cat
Dr. Honked posted:the junk, rather than the trunk |
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Nov 28, 2022 18:04
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Holland Oates posted:Brent also hosed up the printer Brent "PC load letter" Johnson
Dr. Honked posted:the junk, rather than the trunk |
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Nov 28, 2022 18:06
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Brent promised to replace the toothpaste after squeezing from the middle and leaving the cap off so all his shaving stubble got all over it, but he bought some fluoride free children's bubblegum flavored bullshit and is insisting its just as good even though he bought himself a tube of the spearmint that he wont share |
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Nov 28, 2022 18:08
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Brent is at his old frat house on Homecoming trying to flip cups but it's not working and would it even be cool if he was succeeding? |
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Nov 28, 2022 18:14
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Brent keeps changing people's usernames. |
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Nov 28, 2022 18:18
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I dunno he seems like a cool guy maybe you just need to chill a little and accept him for who he is?
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Nov 28, 2022 18:22
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Your imaginary husband Brent is trying his best and it still isn’t good enough for you
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Nov 28, 2022 18:22
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Brent took a home office deduction on his taxes even though he only uses a corner of his garage to store office supplies. |
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Nov 28, 2022 18:26
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Brent, after working an 80 hour week down at the plant, his feet aching, every muscle sore and tired as tired can be: ‘hey babe, all that overtime means I can finally take you on that trip you’ve been wanting’ ‘ ‘oh, your glasses? I might have tripped over them on my way to work at 3am-I didn’t want to turn any lights on and wake you up, you were sleeping so peacefully’
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Nov 28, 2022 18:26
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Brent, after working an 80 hour week down at the plant, his feet aching, every muscle sore and tired as tired can be: ‘hey babe, all that overtime means I can finally take you on that trip you’ve been wanting’ ‘ Oh hey, Brent's twin brother, Brock. 
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Nov 28, 2022 18:31
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I dunno he seems like a cool guy maybe you just need to chill a little and accept him for who he is? I tried saying this but then got slaughtered. Maybe people have been hurt by Brent and just need to vent? |
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Nov 28, 2022 18:53
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Brent sucks. He made my frozen noodles too hot to eat. And then he forgot to remind me to eat them so now they're cold. Brent!!!!!!!
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Nov 28, 2022 19:16
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Bright Bart posted:I tried saying this but then got slaughtered. Maybe people have been hurt by Brent and just need to vent? we call it Brenting
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Nov 28, 2022 19:21
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Brent been saying "who dares disturb my slumber?" when someone walks in for a minute now. It was almost funny the first time but now he's not napping or even in bed. |
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Nov 28, 2022 19:26
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brent drinks smoothies every day |
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Nov 28, 2022 20:20
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Brent put my good pen in my pocket and it leaked all over my hoodie!!!!!
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Nov 28, 2022 20:33
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You'd better believe Brent ate the last ripe peach |
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Nov 28, 2022 21:02
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google THIS posted:You'd better believe Brent ate the last ripe peach Say nothing of the plums. "They were so good and so cold" get hosed Brent, they're lower glycemic index than oranges and you loving still took them.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:05
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Brent also moved everything in my filing cabinet and now I can't find anything.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:05
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Brent doesn't believe in the Dewey Decimal System and instead uses the much more obscure Garside Classification Scheme. Yes I looked up this joke on Wikipedia, why do you ask? |
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Nov 28, 2022 21:12
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Zil posted:Brent doesn't believe in the Dewey Decimal System and instead uses the much more obscure Garside Classification Scheme. Perfectly nermal behavior |
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Nov 28, 2022 21:54
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Brent took his food out of the microwave before it beeped and didn't clear out the remaining seconds |
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Nov 28, 2022 22:18
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Brent just sold the last case of the fancy soap right before my gigantic casino company customer asked for it. That fucker.
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Nov 28, 2022 22:19
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Hey, Brent? Hon? I'm just going over our finances for last month and I just want to double check that I've got this right--? It looks like we saved dozens of dollars on groceries, clothing, and every-day delights? Do you want to explain where all these door-buster savings came from?
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Nov 29, 2022 01:34
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How Wonderful! posted:Hey, Brent? Hon? I'm just going over our finances for last month and I just want to double check that I've got this right--? It looks like we saved dozens of dollars on groceries, clothing, and every-day delights? Do you want to explain where all these door-buster savings came from? Oh shiiiiiiiiii |
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Nov 29, 2022 01:38
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Brent rarely uses his turn signals. When he does they stay on long after they're needed |
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Nov 29, 2022 02:56
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How Wonderful! posted:Hey, Brent? Hon? I'm just going over our finances for last month and I just want to double check that I've got this right--? It looks like we saved dozens of dollars on groceries, clothing, and every-day delights? Do you want to explain where all these door-buster savings came from?
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Nov 29, 2022 03:19
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B33rChiller posted:I just wanted to let you know this got an out loud giggle from me, and a curious little girl asking "what is it?", and she got a little giggle from your sig too. ty, I feel like my posting muscles were out of shape for awhile but maybe I'm back in the game
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How Wonderful! posted:ty, I feel like my posting muscles were out of shape for awhile but maybe I'm back in the game You're an "alpha poster" IMHO. |
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Nov 29, 2022 03:24
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loving brent did a santeria on the dog and now papa legba is PISSED at our whole house |
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Buttchocks posted:Brent doesn't use a colander when he drains pasta in the sink, so all the bilge water sitting in the disposal backs up into the pasta. Are you saying this mfer dumps the pasta into the sink? If anything is a sign of the need for corporal punishment it is doing that. FFS BRENT HOLD A spoon or something and strain properly. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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