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Brent doesn't rip the "Do not remove" tags off of his mattress or pillows.
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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Brent is trying to become a Fortnite Twitch streamer and just paid like $120 for one of those Masterclass video courses to get better at it |
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Nov 29, 2022 05:05
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Sounds like he sucks OP. Can You fix him?
Dr. Honked posted:the junk, rather than the trunk |
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Nov 29, 2022 05:43
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My imaginary husband Brent said that I didn't need to pay my phone bill, he would get it. Guess what? Womp womp.
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Nov 29, 2022 06:22
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Brent forgot to put a trash bag in the can and then threw away my coffee cup in it so now I have to pick up the broken glass by hand. loving Brent!!!!!
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Nov 29, 2022 17:49
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Brent repeats all my jokes at a slightly louder volume |
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Nov 29, 2022 18:45
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google THIS posted:Brent repeats all my jokes at a slightly louder volume Ha ha that Brent is such a funny fellow! |
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Nov 29, 2022 19:06
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OP gotta ask what did you see in him before you got married? |
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Nov 29, 2022 19:11
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TrixRabbi posted:OP gotta ask what did you see in him before you got married? I didn't, because he's imaginary!!!! He just popped into being and started fixing up my world. Maybe he's a poltergeist. An imaginary poltergeist husband. loving Brent.
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Nov 29, 2022 19:22
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brent made ANOTHER drat sex dungeon in the basement again and keeps inviting his work buddies over to "just check it out" can you believe this guy???? |
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Nov 29, 2022 19:51
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idiotsavant posted:brent made ANOTHER drat sex dungeon in the basement again and keeps inviting his work buddies over to "just check it out" can you believe this guy????
Dr. Honked posted:the junk, rather than the trunk |
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Nov 29, 2022 20:15
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B33rChiller posted:I thought Brent was not a great guy, but you make him sound rather generous? loving Brent leaves his "sweat rags" laying around and they're stuck to the floor.
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Nov 29, 2022 22:22
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brent took up taxidermy and now we're on our third cat in as many weeks and the kids are about to have breakdowns |
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Nov 30, 2022 00:00
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brent said i could call him after five, and he hasn't answered for like four hours. fucker's probably asleep |
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Nov 30, 2022 00:13
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brent messaged back at 11pm that he overslept and is all out now anyway |
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Nov 30, 2022 00:16
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sneaking over to BOYB (Back Off, Ya Bums) to post in Brent's spicy thread, "can't stop loving it all up please help me turn my life around"
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Nov 30, 2022 01:05
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Brent ate all the cookie-wiches in one afternoon. |
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Nov 30, 2022 01:10
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Brent ate the pie that I had cooling on the window sill and now there's none left for dessert this evening.
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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Nov 30, 2022 01:14
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Last time I gave Brent a ride, he had his jacket pockets full to the brim with glitter. I am going to be vacuuming until the day I die.
Dr. Honked posted:the junk, rather than the trunk |
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Nov 30, 2022 01:18
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Brent said he had 5 on it, but that imaginary jerk smoked at least 7 or 8! |
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Nov 30, 2022 01:28
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How Wonderful! posted:sneaking over to BOYB (Back Off, Ya Bums) to post in Brent's spicy thread, "can't stop loving it all up please help me turn my life around" no. you are NOT gonna make me feel sorry for Brent again. not after... The Incident
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How Wonderful! posted:Brent's spicy thread Straight up refuses to pick up anything hotter than garlic when at the store. Says it ruins the flavour. |
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Nov 30, 2022 15:47
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Brent shat my pants. it must have been him, there's no one else here
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Nov 30, 2022 16:11
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I swear to loving god, Brent just unplugged my loving monitor while I'm fidgeting at my desk. Brent!!!!
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Nov 30, 2022 16:13
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Brent never uses the stick-on tattoo that comes in the boxes of Cracker Jack. He just throws them away. |
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Nov 30, 2022 16:17
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Brent just deleted my cool new report too by tripping the power in our building. Brent is really batting a zillion.
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Nov 30, 2022 16:28
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Brent always takes a penny from the little cup at the cash register even though he doesn't need it. |
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Nov 30, 2022 19:00
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Brent, being imaginary, lives in my head Brent free |
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Nov 30, 2022 20:12
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Brent bought the last cupcake at the store, the one I had my eye on 
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Nov 30, 2022 20:17
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google THIS posted:Brent, being imaginary, lives in my head Brent free the Brent is too drat high!!
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Nov 30, 2022 20:42
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i hate brent
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Nov 30, 2022 20:56
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brent just brought home a Shetland pony and says its his support animal and the landlord can't stop him and that "we'll just put a little manger for him in your home office" ITS MY OFFICE BRENT |
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Brent is what I named the Flicker that keeps drumming on my neighbors metal chimney at the rear end crack of dawn. Dawn isn't happy with Brent either.
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Brent failed to take out the recycling, AGAIN, and now I have to play garbage Jenga to get it out the door because the bag is too full to hold all the paper stuff. BRENT!!!!!
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BRENT WHAT THE gently caress YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MICROWAVE ADD TEN SECONDS TO THE BAG TIME GOD DAMNIT I'VE CRACKED A MOLAR
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Dec 1, 2022 02:34
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Brent just leaves his receipt flapping in the breeze after he pumps gas |
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Dec 1, 2022 03:08
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Brent has a really annoying ringtone and he sings along with it until a split second before the call goes to voicemail before picking up |
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Brent stares fixedly at his phone for hours but if you enter the room and try to change the TV channel he says "Hey, I was watching that!" |
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