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Are multivitamins a scam?
Yes
No
Goku (who notably does not take a multivitamin)
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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Real heads know you gotta rate the ropes before you can make adjustments to the stack bro

It's important to get a baseline of your ropes before introducing any performance enhancers

Maybe this can be like a fitness log but for rope reports

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
stackmyropes.nut

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



ropes report becomes the most viewed part of the sports section in every paper.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

ManBoyChef posted:

ropes report becomes the most viewed part of the sports section in every paper.

You don't need the paper to know I'm 0 for 3 from a second base scoring position.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I been down with the flu for a couple days wish I had jumped on that opportunity to get a free years supply of vitamin D

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
I’m going to be the next Steve Theranos and market a revolutionary new device that tests your pee at home, work, or play.

The Peemometer

Peenalysis

PissCheck 5000

Weebot

WUTiPEE

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Peezard, with individual testing wands

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

Colonel Cancer posted:

Peezard, with individual testing wands

Individually packaged tests with their “reagents” and “chemical processes” are a thing of the past. The new test system will be reusable, dishwasher safe, and produce minimal waste. Using the patented PZAP process, a synergy of medical lasers and Himalayan salt crystals, is safe, easy and fun for the whole family

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Someone has found the perfect shirt for smugworth

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Zil posted:

Someone has found the perfect shirt for smugworth



I love dolphins
Paging my secret santa

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



is Sunny D a vitamin?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Sunny D contains Vitamin D for kids who can't get outside or live in northern climates with low UV exposure in winter.

Like this little boy. His mom buys him Sunny D.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ZUJtwXyY4

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

kntfkr posted:

Sunny D contains Vitamin D for kids who can't get outside or live in northern climates with low UV exposure in winter.

Like this little boy. His mom buys him Sunny D.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ZUJtwXyY4

that's crazy. you're so brave for havinfg survived that upbringing

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Get those kids to the tanning salon.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wait I thought it was supposed to be sunny balls&rear end, now you gotta sun the d too?!

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Colonel Cancer posted:

Wait I thought it was supposed to be sunny balls&rear end, now you gotta sun the d too?!

I'm pretty sure as according to prominent ethnographer Tucker Carlson, sunning the balls is all you need to get super mannly and make your ropes stronger than pig iron.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
Okay so far none of my amazing ideas have attracted any venture capitalists but it’s all about the hustle.

Sunlamp Underpants. Sunderpants

SUNDERPANTS

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Have we all taken our vitamins this morning?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

HAmbONE posted:

Okay so far none of my amazing ideas have attracted any venture capitalists but it’s all about the hustle.

Sunlamp Underpants. Sunderpants

SUNDERPANTS

Lightbulb suppository

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Doc Fission posted:

Have we all taken our vitamins this morning?

i have a coffee

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Haven’t eaten yet op. I always take mine with a meal to avoid an upset tummy and to maximize bioavailability.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Doc Fission posted:

Have we all taken our vitamins this morning?


I will soon. I take fish oil, b12, and d3 as recommended by my doctor. I also take 2mg of powdered tiger liver as recommended by viral Netflix social media influence The Tiger Liver King

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i'm also considering ingesting a beer later this evening as well

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Doc Fission posted:

Have we all taken our vitamins this morning?

Yes ma'am. Two quaaludes and a tumbler of evan williams.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Haven’t eaten yet op. I always take mine with a meal to avoid an upset tummy and to maximize bioavailability.

pissed bc i made breakfast this morning for mine and i STILL have an upset tummy :smith:

that's okay though i'll still keep taking that garbage :colbert:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
One time I swallowed a Vitamin C pill wrong and it got stuck in my throat and started to dissolve and it was very unpleasant

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

One time I swallowed a Vitamin C pill wrong and it got stuck in my throat and started to dissolve and it was very unpleasant

its why you should dissolve and inject those. The heart loves it.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Doc Fission posted:

Have we all taken our vitamins this morning?

No, I:m actually tryin scurvy now. I read this blog where it says it's actually good for you and science has been wrong

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I prefer Rickets myself. Might try Pellagra sometime.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I ate my recommended dose of children's gummies

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Treecko posted:

I ate my recommended dose of children's gummies

There have been cases where people died from gummy vitamins. Please take care, brother


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ6nREONy_4

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

GABA ghoul posted:

There have been cases where people died from gummy vitamins. Please take care, brother


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ6nREONy_4

These motherfuckers never heard of gummi bears smdh

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

GABA ghoul posted:

There have been cases where people died from gummy vitamins. Please take care, brother


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ6nREONy_4

Chubbyemu is a liar, I once ate 150 vitamin gummies in one sitting and I didn’t get sick or die, he says everything will kill you. If you’re asking why I ate that many the answer is simple, weed.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Smugworth posted:

These motherfuckers never heard of gummi bears smdh

Vitamin gummies taste better than regular gummy bears on account of they’re made with real fruit juice and pulp.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Those Airborne orange flavored vitamin gummies are good as hell

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


LoL if you don't get a banana bag IV infusion every day to maximize your rope characteristics

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

every morning i open palm slam my multivitamin stack into my gaping maw

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

One time I swallowed a Vitamin C pill wrong and it got stuck in my throat and started to dissolve and it was very unpleasant
I like collagen pills for this. You can go straight to swallowing and it turns into literal actual glue in your esophagus and sits there for 3 minutes or you can give it a rim job to lube it up and taste the horse that went into it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ive been dissolving creatine into my motorcycles gas and it really pulls harder in 6th

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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Doc Fission posted:

pissed bc i made breakfast this morning for mine and i STILL have an upset tummy :smith:

that's okay though i'll still keep taking that garbage :colbert:

Hope your feeling better op. Vitamin tummy ache is NO JOKE

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