Lego Nutcracker

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Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

i like the lego goon sitting at the computer

and the lego titiies

# ? Nov 29, 2022 16:44

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# ? May 6, 2024 00:13

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Chinatown posted:

All bone no nuts

# ? Nov 29, 2022 16:50

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Smugworth posted:

All bone no nuts

# ? Nov 29, 2022 17:38

FIX SIGNS: Aug 29, 2006; You're fucking great,
just do what you can.

Chinatown posted:

Utterly disgusting.

Using GLUE to attach dongs to a minifig?

Shameful.

# ? Nov 29, 2022 17:42

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

Empty Sandwich posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sfjBrklW18

Is that a ... coconut in the back?

# ? Nov 29, 2022 18:46

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

We said NUTS

# ? Nov 29, 2022 19:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

All nuts great and small

(also the title of my exs autobiography)

# ? Nov 29, 2022 19:44

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

mlnhd posted:

nice SNOT technique

Quality onion of a joke right here. Nodding approvingly IRL.

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:06

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Milo and POTUS posted:

All nuts great and small

(also the title of my exs autobiography)

Free Cumshitter.

# ? Nov 29, 2022 22:27

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Chinatown posted:

The reality

# ? Nov 30, 2022 00:47

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

FIX SIGNS posted:

Utterly disgusting.

Using GLUE to attach dongs to a minifig?

Shameful.

That's cum.

# ? Nov 30, 2022 06:52

deoju: Jul 11, 2004; All the pieces matter.; Nap Ghost

There's a long running Lego thread in the DIY sub forum.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3328496

Come join us. For a bunch of adults that obsess over children's toys we aren't too weird.

# ? Nov 30, 2022 08:49

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

I just discovered testicular rupture is also known as "the nutcracker." Also learned that testicles can rupture. Neat

Edit I was mistaken and it was a research paper that was trying to be cheeky. Still, would be an appropriate nickname imo

# ? Dec 2, 2022 01:40