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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 04:40

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# ? May 4, 2024 19:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

smoked weed at a friend's house today and miraculously remembered 2 buy underwear omw home as all my current ones have stretched elastic due to being worn on a goon body for too long :rip:

went into the Dollar General and was v careful when choosing the size and brand :hmmyes:

these undies come in a 3-pack and they're all rolled up in shrink wrap so u can't rlly see what ur buying besides the color

paid, left and went home. ripped em open like a savage who LOVES new underwear

I've been a boxer briefs man since age 18 when they were invented so u can imagine my horror upon unrolling these...

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 04:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I opened em so there's no returning em. since I'll probably be wearing em I could use a few ideas to ease myself back into these boyhood banana hammocks

# ? Nov 30, 2022 04:54

TrixRabbi: Time for a little robot chauvinism!

I kinda like briefs more than boxers. try �em maybe you�ll like them

# ? Nov 30, 2022 05:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

TrixRabbi posted:

I kinda like briefs more than boxers. try ‘em maybe you’ll like them

thanks that helps. it's just that... these are what my dad wears :eng99:

# ? Nov 30, 2022 06:05

Schweinhund

give them to dad for xmas

# ? Nov 30, 2022 08:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Schweinhund posted:

give them to dad for xmas

good idea but he's gonna flip when he sees they're not plain old white :ohdear:

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 08:27

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

maybe this is an opportunity for him to expand his horizons

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 09:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

maybe this is an opportunity for him to expand his horizons

I'm standing right here :catbert:

# ? Nov 30, 2022 09:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

commando for the time being if u must know

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 09:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

oh wait u meant my dad? my new panties have got me all mixed up I'm sorry :cripes:

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 09:30

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

You didn't try them on in the dollar general? Shame

# ? Nov 30, 2022 14:11

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Wear them as hats, op, winter is here keep your head warm without your ears overheating, h t h

# ? Nov 30, 2022 14:24

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Wear them on the outside of your pants and fight crime.

# ? Nov 30, 2022 14:46

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

breeves

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 14:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

you're the dad now

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 15:15

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Hell you gots yourself some new crop tops there boss, season might be a bit off but it always pays to have extras in case of emergency

# ? Nov 30, 2022 16:11

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

You could use em as one of them slang shots

# ? Nov 30, 2022 16:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm wearing the baby blue ones and I feel like a sex pervert

# ? Nov 30, 2022 18:53

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

those are some genuine manties for sure

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 18:57

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

do they make your junk look good at least or are they the kind that somehow manage to make the junk look smaller

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 18:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

do they make your junk look good at least or are they the kind that somehow manage to make the junk look smaller

so far they are doing a decent job of cupping and the thick new cotton fabric is putting on a real hog show tbh

could be worse I reckon :shrug:

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 19:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

that's great dad but i wanted to know if i could borrow the keys tonite. i have a date with jessica and she just got back from a season abroad in france and she's so much - anyways, the keys?

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 19:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

that's great dad but i wanted to know if i could borrow the keys tonite. i have a date with jessica and she just got back from a season abroad in france and she's so much - anyways, the keys?

*turns up the NASCAR race volume*

SAY WHAT NOW? :dadjoke:

# ? Nov 30, 2022 19:20

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Have you tried wearing them as pants, ala wrasslin?

# ? Nov 30, 2022 19:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

*mumbles through teeth*
"_{this is why mom left.} I'LL BIKE THERE I'LL PUT A BAGUETTE IN THE BASKET SHE'LL THINK IT'S CUTE"

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 19:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Holland Oates posted:

Have you tried wearing them as pants, ala wrasslin?

I was thinking maybe they could be my new swimming clothes if I ever go to France or w/e

# ? Nov 30, 2022 19:24

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Areola Grande posted:

I was thinking maybe they could be my new swimming clothes if I ever go to France or w/e

You know, I know of that place called France. That's where them nekkid ladies dance. Says there's a hole in a wall, what you can see em all, too. hosed up imo. Put some drawers on.

# ? Nov 30, 2022 19:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

it's already affecting my youtube algo

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 19:44

Heather Papps: hello friend

"crabs? no no... NO you misheard i have pubic CARP."

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# ? Nov 30, 2022 19:45

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Buy the panties an account

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