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Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Accidentally bought briefs today again.

Odd thing is I thought I was buying a can of soup.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 15:14

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# ? May 4, 2024 18:51

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I opened a package of hamburger meat but inside it were a bunch of very tiny wrinkly pink briefs????? Mods????

# ? Dec 1, 2022 16:58

Shifty Nipples

opened a bag of jalape�o cheetos and there was a written legal document used in various legal adversarial systems that is presented to a court arguing why one party to a particular case should prevail

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# ? Dec 1, 2022 18:33

Ass-penny

I bought a bag of weed from my guy but it was just briefs?! he's lucky this is still a crime weed state or I'd call the better business burro

# ? Dec 1, 2022 21:49

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

switched back to boxer briefs today what a relief

yesterday was a wild ride. too wild

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# ? Dec 2, 2022 01:40

Shifty Nipples

rear end-penny posted:

I bought a bag of weed from my guy but it was just briefs?! he's lucky this is still a crime weed state or I'd call the better business burro

lol the better business small donkey

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# ? Dec 2, 2022 02:28

Shifty Nipples

small donkey of land management

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 2, 2022 02:29

Shifty Nipples

federal small donkey of investigation

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 2, 2022 02:30

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

lol at briefs that are designed without a place for your 'nads to go

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# ? Dec 2, 2022 05:03

nut

its weird they call them briefs because the tight feeling of them on me lasts forever even when i take them off

# ? Dec 2, 2022 06:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Doctor Dogballs posted:

lol at briefs that are designed without a place for your 'nads to go

Exactly!

# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:11

Ass-penny

Shifty Nipples posted:

lol the better business small donkey

I can't spell that word. beauro. buero, beuaro, wtf????

# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:14

Ass-penny

had to type it into google to get the right spelling. bureau? of course it has french roots, french never made any kind of sense to me.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:15

Shifty Nipples

beeyouroh

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:21

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

fun fact burro means donkey and burrito means small donkey :crossarms:

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# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

in their defense I've noticed a complete lack of ball on thigh chafing whilst walking the dog in these new sex garments. this could be a game changer :confuoot:

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# ? Dec 2, 2022 10:56

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

lol at briefs that are designed without a place for your 'nads to go

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# ? Dec 2, 2022 11:57

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

OP wear the panties. I heard that briefs reduce your sperm count, so, godspeed.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 14:13

Stoner Sloth

i bought some briefs today,
to see if i still feel,
concentrated on the fit,
the only thing that's real.

hwat have i become,
my swedish chef,
when everyone i know,
still hangs out with Feff.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 15:32

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Stoner Sloth posted:

i bought some briefs today,
to see if i still feel,
concentrated on the fit,
the only thing that's real.

hwat have i become,
my swedish chef,
when everyone i know,
still hangs out with Feff.

Johnny Rash

# ? Dec 2, 2022 15:54

Shifty Nipples

Stoner Sloth posted:

i bought some briefs today,
to see if i still feel,
concentrated on the fit,
the only thing that's real.

hwat have i become,
my swedish chef,
when everyone i know,
still hangs out with Feff.

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 2, 2022 17:52

Shifty Nipples

Areola Grande posted:

fun fact burro means donkey and burrito means small donkey

being a stupid white person I actually never realized that, it's obvious in hindsight

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 2, 2022 17:55

nut

Stoner Sloth posted:

i bought some briefs today,
to see if i still feel,
concentrated on the fit,
the only thing that's real.

hwat have i become,
my swedish chef,
when everyone i know,
still hangs out with Feff.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 17:59

nut

i poo poo my briefs today
to see if it would spill
but the scene around my taint
right out of silent hill

# ? Dec 2, 2022 18:00

Shifty Nipples

ok i only have "i shart my jorts today" right now but maybe when i wake up some more i'll come up with more words

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 2, 2022 18:16

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

nut posted:

i poo poo my briefs today
to see if it would spill
but the scene around my taint
right out of silent hill

The wheedle from my hole
The old familiar stink
Tried to waft it all away
But my new briefs caught everything

# ? Dec 2, 2022 18:21

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Shifty Nipples posted:

being a stupid white person I actually never realized that, it's obvious in hindsight

Ackshully, it means little boy donkey, the -ito signifies it's masculine :actually:

**Gets pummeled by the other students in the Spanish I class**

# ? Dec 2, 2022 18:21

Shifty Nipples

hush little boy donkey don't shed no beans

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 2, 2022 18:26

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Shifty Nipples posted:

hush little boy donkey don't shed no beans

Just help me cross the border with these amphetamines

# ? Dec 2, 2022 18:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

lol

# ? Dec 2, 2022 19:46

nut

Viginti Septem posted:

Just help me cross the border with these amphetamines

# ? Dec 2, 2022 21:11

Ass-penny

Viginti Septem posted:

Just help me cross the border with these amphetamines

don't have to ask me twice

# ? Dec 2, 2022 21:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

wearing the new undies again and feeling like a lady with balls

# ? Dec 3, 2022 05:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

they're in my thoughts and ever present especially when walking. feels like I've got a new sashay in my step and who knows that could turn out alright :gbsmith:

# ? Dec 3, 2022 05:33

Ass-penny

I bet having the penis and testes together like that will be warm in winter

# ? Dec 3, 2022 06:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

I bet having the penis and testes together like that will be warm in winter

so far this is true. a family that's smashed together gets trashed together :dbuddy:

# ? Dec 3, 2022 06:45

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

also to their credit I no longer have discolored inner thighs from ball rub. these panties keep things from swinging and I think I might be sold in regards to summer especially

# ? Dec 3, 2022 06:47

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Areola Grande posted:

also to their credit I no longer have discolored inner thighs from ball rub. these panties keep things from swinging and I think I might be sold in regards to summer especially

Another BYOB success story

# ? Dec 3, 2022 07:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Dec 3, 2022 07:41

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# ? May 4, 2024 18:51

Shifty Nipples

what a long strange trip it has been

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 3, 2022 17:47

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