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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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OwlFancier posted:

laphroig does taste a lot like suffering yes

Blasphemer.

I did enjoy when I got a friend to try it and he was like "this is like drinking an ashtray". Because I could 100% see where he was coming from.

TBH I think part of the reason I got into Laphroaig was just I wanted to try whisky and I recognised the name from the Rebus books. Worked out though.

Bloody Pom posted:

I can't remember which label it was but my dad brought back some peated whiskey from when they went to Scotland for their mum's funeral (she hated my mum and I's guts so we weren't inclined to go), and it was probably the most foul-tasting liquid I've ever put in my mouth. What exactly is the appeal, if there is one?

I mean, it's nice! It's usually a really bold, strong flavour. I think it is fair to say it is an acquired taste for a lot of people. I really enjoy the smell of Laphroaig as much as the taste, it's almost overpowering which is nice because my nose is absolute loving garbage.

You'd be best trying a lightly peated whisky as a first experience, something like a Talisker which doesn't have so much of that iodine-y quality or sea salt

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Dec 1, 2022

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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OwlFancier posted:

It tastes like eating out a bog mummy.

I'll bow to your experience on that front

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Kin posted:

Kraken and Coke, can't beat it.

I was told once that folk can have very different reactions to whiskeys based on the blend or whatever.

I'm not sure how true that is but I tried a whiskey once and just one sip of it was enough to put me off it.

I see other folk in real life and TV necking the stuff and just can't grasp how they're taking mouthfuls of it without gagging.

I used to drink a lot of shots including absinth (the weak off the shelf poo poo) when I was younger and I swear those were easier to drink than the whiskey I had.

Yeah, the thing is that whisky types really vary wildly. Some of them are extremely smooth and go down like water, some of them taste like someone has emptied an ashtray in your gob & everything in between. Where it's made, if peat is used in the malting process, etc, it's like wine in that way where a wine head will tell you there's a big difference between a wine from Burgundy & a wine from Napa Valley or from Chile. Terroir is I think the right word, at least for wines, the environmental conditions. And then there's the barrels: Scottish whisky has to be stored in a cask that was already used by something else, usually bourbon or sherry. Where as other whiskey from around the world can be stored in new barrels. And then there's how long you char the inside (Jack Daniels barrels are charred for 40 some seconds, the only cooperage left in Speyside chars them for 15 seconds. And whether it's American or European oak trees also makes a difference to the taste & colour. Although plenty of whiskies will add a caramel colouring to give the drink the "expected" colour. And that's without getting into blends.

None of this is important info really, if you don't like it you don't like it. I've never acquired the taste for beer, I can drink it if someone puts it in front of me but I'm never going to buy a pint of any sort of beer if there's even the most boring Strongbow style cider on available instead. Some craft beer bore could go on for days about how magical it is but my tastebuds are my tastebuds. But the point is that yes, there are really big differences between different bottles. Or even from cask to cask.

At this point in my life whisky & cider are about all I drink. I think part of what I like about peaty whisky is that regardless of how much I like it it isn't something I want to overindulge in. Partly just because 35 notes on a bottle still feels a sizeable amount, where as £25 somehow doesn't. So I want to savour it. Where as if I spend less on something that I'm going to have with a mixer, be it vodka or cheaper bourbon, I'm probably going to have too much & there's too high a chance that when I get properly steaming I'll get messy & emotional & it's a bad time.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Dec 1, 2022

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Tesseraction posted:

*pulling out the monkey paw shaped defib*

Scotgoons, what does this "women what wheesht" phrase mean. I know it's a ScoTERF phrase but I didn't read enough of The Broons But Horrible to understand the meaning.

wheesht yer puss (pronounced more like pus than pussy) is my favourite piece of east-coast slang, I have incorporated it into my regular vocabulary, stolen from a Fife friend. It means shut your face/mouth but I've no idea why puss is a term for either of those

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Rarity posted:

Southgate's boys are gonna win the World Cup and everyone will be so proud that Israel agree to free Palestine and Putin pulls out of Ukraine and Rishi says sorry and lets Corbs be in charge and James Corden's late night chat show gets cancelled

Or more likely, England win and it leads to a rise of English nationalism, Rishi calls an election to capitalise on the mood & we end up with Nigel Farage as our next Prime Minister

Or much more likely, England shits it on penalties

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/dec/05/risky-online-behaviour-almost-normalised-among-young-people-says-study

quote:

Risky and criminal online behaviour is in danger of becoming normalised among a generation of young people across Europe, according to EU-funded research that found one in four 16- to 19-year-olds have trolled someone online and one in three have engaged in digital piracy.

An EU-funded study found evidence of widespread criminal, risky and delinquent behaviour among the 16-19 age group in nine European countries including the UK.

A survey of 8,000 young people found that one in four have tracked or trolled someone online, one in eight have engaged in online harassment, one in 10 have engaged in hate speech or hacking, one in five have engaged in sexting and one in three have engaged in digital piracy. It also found that four out of 10 have watched pornography.

Julia Davidson, a co-author of the research and professor of criminology at the University of East London (UEL), said risky and criminal online behaviour was becoming almost normalised among a generation of European young people.

“The research indicates that a large proportion of young people in the EU are engaging in some form of cybercrime, to such an extent that the conduct of low-level crimes online and online risk-taking has become almost normalised,” she said.

The article goes on and tries to link this to the online safety bill but man. "Cyberdeviancy". Trolling and piracy (a victimless crime) being put on the same category as posting revenge porn and posting hate speech? Yeah, alright guys.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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keep punching joe posted:

I still p2p mp3s, they will never stop me.

I try to buy stuff I like on bandcamp, and on 3 or 4 visits to HMV a year I raid their vinyl selection, but yeah, I will probably never stop seeking that soul

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Kin posted:

So, heating chat.

I've got central heating with the thermostat in the upstairs hall.

Is it better to heat the house with all the doors closed, open, or it won't make a bit of difference?

I figured with the doors closed, each room would individually heat up quicker and then the hall would be surrounded by warmth like an insulation, so it in turn would heat up quicker, not to mention the heat would stay built up in each room too.

I've noticed that if I open the living room door the heat built up "escapes" into the hall so figured closed doors are best.

Close the doors.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Microplastics posted:

It's The Thought That Counts. And the Thought is About The Children

Outrageous to imply our political parties have anything approaching thoughts when it comes to the Internet adjacent topics

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Good job we have the sewage tomatoes

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Living standards are dropping like my first game of Victoria 3

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1600048299058266112?t=OPWpHD8eozdM2l1f63gzjw&s=19

Some prime journalist brain on display here, clearly not knowing anything they are talking about

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

Dunno I've usually found DPD to be one of the better delivery companies and with the renamed remains of Hermes still floating around there's still someone bound to be swimming slower than them.

The secret is all of the privatised delivery companies are dog poo poo

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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The Perfect Element posted:

Eh. They say they still expect terrestrial TV to continue 'into the 2030s'. So realistically, there'll be an entirely new board, government and entire bloody social situation by then. This is basically meaningless other than a signifier of the overall direction of travel for broadcast media.

BT just turned off my folks landline in exchange for what I guess is VoIP.

At this point I'd wager most people with a landline in 2022 are older and less likely to have a mobile, like my mum. So a few weeks back when the power went out she had no way to contact the power company to find out when it was expected back on. Or for that matter if she had a fall or something while my dad was out she had no way to contact anyone like 999. Because now it has to plug in to the router, and obviously without power that's not on.

Seems a loving stupid change to me

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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smellmycheese posted:

All going well at the UK’s premier government mouthpiece I see…



drat, I might have to finally close my bedroom window at night now

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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History Comes Inside! posted:

UKMT, what’s the easiest way to get your hands on Scottish bank notes that isn’t going to Scotland

If you're in London, go to Euston Station & wait for the Glasgow train to come in and stand with a sign offering to swap Scottish notes for English?


OwlFancier posted:

That reminds me of something else that's been baffling me lately. It seems mad how much people gamble. If I'm in the queue at the kiosk in a supermarket more often than not there's someone in front of me just spending like, 15 quid or more on scratchcards and lottery tickets. And it's just crazy. Surely if you spend that much you must see that you keep losing it. I get that gambling addiction is a thing but that's a significant amount of money. loving garbage society that has people that desperate to get out of it that it has them spending money that would actually make a difference on a hopeless bid to get out of it.

Makes me think of all those scumbag labour MPs in bed with the gambling lobbyists. Not enough rope in the world to right the misery they bring.

The only reason I buy a lottery ticket is for a brief several hour injection of hope. I'm realistic enough to know I'll ever win but for £2/2.50 a shot i have a few hours until the draw when you can imagine the only circumstance possible where my material circumstance will improve.

Let's be honest, the odds of me winning £10m aren't any longer than of the establishment allowing Jeremy Corbyn to be PM but we all believed that was possible.

Look, you shouldn't do the lottery, it's a waste of money, a tax on the poor. But gently caress, life is bleak.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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kecske posted:

just play vampire survivors imo, the game with one button

This but Football Manager

The button is the left mouse button. (The World Cup has gotten me back in on this game. It is such a time sink)

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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kecske posted:

more games would benefit from a 'go on holiday indefinitely' option

It'd get me to play a From software game if I could start and immediately "go on holiday" & sim until I'd completed it

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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frytechnician posted:

Now that football's not coming home, let's get back to being angry at what a wreck our country is again please.

Sorry, have to party wildly that we have been saved by that old favourite, English penalty takers.

Allez les Bleus, vive la Vieille Alliance

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Spangly A posted:

If there's no part of you that didn't want to see a ginger Scots lad called Alex macallister rip off his Argentina shirt to reveal "las malvinas son Argentinos" after Argentina's penalty victory in the WC final against England, and the macabre moralising of the slaver-slobbering investment bankers at FIFA that would follow, I don't understand you

I mean it'd be wonderful but tbh I can't fully enjoy a football tournament until I'm sure England are out. Besides, got to back Morocco to win it all

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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kecske posted:

it's fun to be the pantomime villains of world football, and ABEs anyone-but-englands make it happen

Panto villains are fun to hate though, unlike English football which is just annoying. Sure, we could talk about this thrilling 4-3 game between Zimbabwe & Honduras but instead let's go to the England camp to talk to Harry Kane about whether or not he prefers Cluedo or Game of Life in his down time. Never mind Clive Tyldesley going on about how Player X played against Birmingham City in the Intertoto Cup and just making every aspect of the game related to the EPL.

None of this is the fault of the England squad, which is about as likeable as I can imagine them ever being.

If Scotland was in a union with Spain & we got Spanish TV & Scottish editions of Spanish papers I'd probably loving hate Spain but here we are.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Are there still hundreds of people in Sheffield without gas and being told they can't use the electric heaters the gas company gave them because it's causing power surges?

It seems like it should be a national scandal but there's really not much coverage.

Maybe it just hits home because S6 was my post code area when I briefly lived in Sheffield, Malin Bridge was my local tram stop. Those houses were not well insulated, at all.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Central heating is out, emergency repair guy called, the best time of year to need a £48 an hour repair job

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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BalloonFish posted:


We got trapped in this last night - instead of 2.5hrs from the Chunnel to home it was 6.5, three of which were spent stationary and the rest was doing no more than 40mph through unploughed snow and slush.

We were coming back from a weekend in France, and I had a rant all prepared about how stark the difference is now going from the UK to continental Europe - our destination was a city broadly equivalent to our home town in the UK (dunno why I'm being so cagey - we went to Metz) and it was genuinely shocking to wander around and realise "Oh yeah, this is what a first-world country without crippling regional inequality and an amoral political system is like...look, there's a person sweeping the street, and here's an open library...and a post office bank...look at this covered market that's not just vape stalls, American candy stands and phone repair booths...huh, a multimodal transport system run by the municipal government with a flat charge of €1.50 per trip anywhere in the city...what unworkable fantasy is this?"

France is not a utopia, and certainly not a progressive utopia, and has all sorts of social, political, ethical etc. issues to grapple with. But it does pass the test of "functional nation-state" which I increasingly doubt the UK does for most of us. And slamming straight off the Eurotunnel into a four-hour traffic jam caused by;
a) a shortage of ploughs to keep the nation's busiest motorway around its capital city free of four inches of snow
b) the inability of one in every three people to not be selfish pricks and not try to drive through that snow at 70mph before crashing and blocking the one passable lane
really just brought that home.

Yeah but we name our gritters cute names like Gritty McGritface & Sweet Child O'Brine (the latter is currently in Forfar) & Gonnae Snow Do That

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Rarity posted:

That's Scotland and I expect your gritter programme is functional as well, this is an England problem

Wow, I didn't realise England was so deprived of dad jokes

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Mebh posted:

I went to our nearest grit bin and it has a padlock on it now. Those damned youths taking shots of grit in summer ruining it for all us sensible adult folk.

My folks local grit bin was leaking salt into the ground & killing their hedge so the council had to move it & I've no loving idea where to.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Dogatron posted:

Marx would not describe 12 months part time work for Jigsaw as a qualification for being working class.

How some parts of the upper class look at other parts of the upper class should not concern anybody but themselves.

Saying someone is upper middle class is not even vaguely like saying they are working class.

There has always been at least 2 class systems used in this country, both Marxian & the more cultural definition with working, middle & upper. And the latter is far more commonly used than the former so it can hardly be a shocker to hear the Middletons called upper middle.

You can argue the value of the latter system in a world where the aristocracy are not the force they once were, that is fair enough. But kidding on it's a shock to see it used

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Darth Walrus posted:

https://twitter.com/kadhim/status/1602447895453638656?s=46&t=-frTKe1zp-rsy8u-MaZcfQ

lol, dude gave a bunch of media interviews confessing to gigafraud and then sat around waiting for the FBI to cart him away. I know crypto attracts particularly stupid crooks, but he has to be the new world record holder.

I honestly expected him to get away scot-free. So that's nice

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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killerwhat posted:

Forkboy84 and Jaeluni - I danced extra hard for you at the Sigh/Anaal Nathrakh gig!
Excellent night.



So jealous, Sigh are so cool

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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killerwhat posted:

It was only one of them, the vocalist, the other one is focusing on producing music right now. They had musicians from Akercocke and Voices to fill in. So he was claiming it might have been the last Anaal Nathrakh gig. Seems unlikely. Was an excellent show, non-stop bangers.

Yeah, Mick hosed off to live in California a decade ago & at this point can't be bothered coming back to Blighty for a couple live shows, can't really blame him either.

I'm still glad I got to see them with Shane Embury from Napalm Death & I think Nick Barker, drummer for about 50% of extreme metal bands from Europe, that was a cool lineup. Even if I'm still sad that Axis of Perdition pulled out of the gig, I'd love to have been able to see them

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Instantly reminded me of this sketch (with apologies for linking to a Linehan related project): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyj5cv5FPWA

Amelia Bullimore plays an excellent Minister

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Crust First posted:

Not going to lie, this thread feels a bit more tight knit and honest than many other threads and posting in it feels a bit daunting.

Oh, we can shitpost too, don't worry!

If you're unsure you can just quote someone posting a news story and reply "gently caress the Tories", everyone will nod to themselves and you will be accepted. Pretty sure that was how I moved from lurking to posting too much, remember a few posts from Spangly A about the door & how poo poo it is being when I thought "oh, this thread seems chill & good."

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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I think I've watched one Polanski film, The Ghost Writer, a film about a guy writing Totally-Not-Tony-Blair-With-The-Serial-Numbers-Filed-Off, who is wanted by the ICC for war crimes.

I remember nothing else about it, I watched it because it seemed like the closest to seeing the real Tone face justice

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Getting relieved of the burden of funding Labour is a nice birthday gift, lucky her

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Cards on the table, I have a royal flush

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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OwlFancier posted:

Urinal Death must be a band name.

I checked through the Metal Archives & Bandcamp and I'm afraid the closest I could find was a band called Putrid Urinal

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Calling all Miftan's. Calling all Miftan's

This appeared on my Youtube & it seems right up your street: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozkQaWYXxPU

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Lemon Party have my vote.


Rarity posted:

No one buys records any more and there's no money in streaming

I resent this, I buy as many as 10 albums a year if I'm feeling flush...vinyl is expensive, still can't get over seeing a Type O Negative record for fifty notes. Really wanted it too but got to have a limit

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Angepain posted:

i just seal all of my doors with concrete and never go outside

When I lived in Sheffield, first place after leaving my parents, there was no hall, the front door just went into the living room. So my housemate decided to just get some gaffer tape & tape over the gaps of the door because it was drafty. Let me tell you, that made getting deliveries a pain in the arse, as I'd have to climb onto the couch and shout out the window to go around the back because the front door was out of order.

Made sense when winter came though

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Jun 13, 2012

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There is no ska cover of either song on Youtube

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