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Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Numbers without context

01 Jan 2022 2.10%
01 Feb 2022 2.25%
01 Mar 2022 2.50%
01 Jun 2022 2.75%
01 Jul 2022 3.00%
01 Aug 2022 3.25%
01 Sep 2022 3.75%
01 Nov 2022 4.25%
01 Dec 2022 5.00%

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Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
The brainworms burrowed in deep very early, and spread their poison far.

So glad to finally escape to university towards the end of the 80s...

(the crowd goes wild)

...and find it infested with thatcherite bootlickers.

(crowd goes sullen again)

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

Gonzo McFee posted:

I find open mockery works best. Conservatism should be bullied. Appeals to someone's better nature rarely works, bullying works.

Perhaps somewhat OOC for me, but I heartily endorse this event or product.

In the sense that I don't condone explicit bullying of course; instead all you have to do is wait for their complaints, tell them the truth gently ("well, this is what you voted for" and go from there) and their fragile little egos will interpret it as bullying anyway. Don't bully the person, bully their stupid loving opinions out of them.

Neoliberalism destroys everyone in the end, so it's a target-rich environment.

If nothing else they'll stop trying to talk politics with you, so it's a win whatever happens.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Enjoy some hot wet pussy action to make up for it.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MarvelousAjarBetafish-mobile.mp4

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

Failed Imagineer :eightbux: posted:

"Free Palestine" to the tune of "Sweet Caroline"

Legit brilliant. In the sense of "I wish I had thought of it".

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
:ssh: It's avant-garde situationist satire w.r.t. The New Twitter (look at the name of the smilie). I'm also just amusing myself. You gotta take your fun where you can get it. The long winter nights just fly by.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
ha ha ha political capital ha ha ha loving hell

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Numbers without context

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Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
You must have a Platinum Account to view this content. Hah. Gottem.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
S'true. Toddled off to Tesco the other day, no eggs, no cornflour, no freakin' cream crackers eff eff ess. And this is in one of their superstores, serving a wealthy suburb.

Luv too live in a first-world country.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Will the newspaper daily comics' inherent salaciousness focus their attention on the Mone-centred corruption thing?

Will mouthwatering Michelle (51) be the one to drop the veil, expose everything, and finally get them out?

"Them" means the tories, I dunno what your dirty mind was thinking.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Mmm, just thinkin' 'bout dem delicious, delicious dead rats.

That's Xmas dinner sorted, anyway.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

sebzilla posted:

Those aren't Manx cats...

Well, they are, in the sense they don't pay tax HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
She's had as many jobs as there are random numbers in her username.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
It's not meant to make any sense. It's meant to plant daft ideas in the already-confused and overwhelmed, and bore and annoy those who have seen the matrix code so we *coff* sorryImeanthey tune it out.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Shocked that a tory MP was so rapey a group of his enablers mates dobbed him in.

Wait, no, the opposite of shocked. Dis-shocked? N'est shocked pas?

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
1. Of course there is a "VIP lane", these fucks can't not gatekeep poo poo

2. Come on Shelly, blow it all up!

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
  • Looks at millstone of forty years of bad choices round neck
  • Clearly it is flexible working that has caused this
  • I am very smart and in Singapore

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1600887030732431362

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

OwlFancier :eightbux: out of context posted:

games don't have to be fun

...aaaaand we're back to st*r c*tizen again!

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
beanne-blassting taxxe

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Les Bleus vs Les Bleurghs

Every one of the QFs has been bonkers one way or another, so...

CAM ON INGLAN SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Told ya. Referee getting RSI from motioning to play on, and TV commentators huffing industrial-strength save-me-daddy-VAR copium.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
We don't need cheap nuclear power in ten years, I say, every ten years ago, every year. Hello, Mark, yes?

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Niggle Farridge, pictured earlier today

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HardtofindPhonyElver-mobile.mp4

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Guys have we considered that both sides might be in the wrong?

https://twitter.com/Wilko1882/status/1603027548832960514

(click through for thread of replies and punchline after punchline)

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Base rate up again.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/business-63985437

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
^^^ :master:

Also, excellent cattes everyone. Tell them I said Pspspspspspspsps. They'll know what I mean.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Cats on the table, here's some cards.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Apparently the last being Lenin spoke to before dying was his cat.

I assume he said said Pspspspspspspsps.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
'Tis the season!

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1603064588223893505

:negative:

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Everyone in LGB Alliance has a story they can tell that ends "...and they just stopped talking to me, for no reason!"

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

kecske posted:

what a time to be alive

Well, they said the living would envy the dead.

Now, am I talking about nuclear war, or forty years of tories? Does it matter?

I suppose that the difference is hypothetically after nuclear war there's a chance of rebuilding.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
147 open tabs here. I only fettle around with the last 20 or so. The others I will get to at some point. Always a relief when I close a tab that's been open several years.

Doubly so (literally) when I close a later one and find it's a dupe of an earlier one and I get to close two at once!

Executive dysfunction is a biyatch.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Perverse on the obverse.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
I dunno, three strikes laws worked great in That America They Have Nowadays, so this looks like a winner.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
MacKenzie embodies the term vile shitbag. And throws out the "how would you feel if" strawman. Just repulsive at all levels.

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Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Surely

In a pharmacy

In one of the most surveilled countries on earth

There's CCTV footage to prove that whatever-it-was didn't happen

Surely

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