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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

GBS is back, babies

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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

exposing my ex's sex excess

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Ooh, yeah! All right!

Alright.

We're cumming
(See)
I wanna cum it wid you
We're cumming, cumming,
And I hope you like cumming, too

We're cumming
To think that cumming was a thing of the past
We're cumming,
And I hope this cum is gonna last

We're cumming
Cumming
Cumming
Cumming
Cumming

Now we're cumming in the name of the Lord
We're cumming,
Cumming
Cumming
Cumming
Now we're cumming right straight from yard

Ooh, yeah!

We're cumming
I wanna cum it wid you
We're cumming, cumming,
And I hope you like cumming, too

Cum's about my pride and truth I cannot hide
To keep you satisfied
Love that now exist, true love I can't resist,
Cum by my side. Oh, yea-ea-yeah!

We're cumming
(See)
I wanna cum it wid you
We're cumming, cumming,
And I hope you like cumming, too

We're cumming
To think that cumming was a thing of the past
We're cumming,
And I hope this cum is gonna last

We're cumming
Cumming
Cumming
Cumming

Now we're cumming in the name of the Lord
We're cumming,
Cumming
Cumming
Cumming
Now we're cumming right straight from yard

Ooh, yeah!

We're cumming
I wanna cum it wid you
We're cumming, cumming,
And I hope you like cumming, too

We're cumming,
cumming
cumming
cumming
I wanna cum it wid you
We're cumming, cumming,
And I hope you like cumming, too

We're cumming,
We're cumming,
(See)
We're cumming,
We're cumming,
Oh yeah!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Why did you post a screenshot of a photo that you took

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Load bearing carpet

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Load bearing carpet

:vince:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think there's some poo on it too

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Colonel Cancer posted:

I think there's some poo on it too

Free cumshitter.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Op how did u know it was cum? Did you taste it? What did it smell like?

It looks like someone dropped a chicken parm and just put a rug on it.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

If you spunked it then you should’ve put a rug on it. If you spunked it then you should’ve put a rug on it.

Oh oh oh.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Because your love, your love, your love is all over my rug.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Wait, exes plural?

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Holy snot this blows the case wide open! Put another pot of coffee on to brew its gonna be a long night.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
oh jeez.

however,

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Load bearing carpet

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Spray it with water, wring it out on your face

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hey OP do you mind crossposting this in the official megacum megathread

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Shouldn't there be a My Little Pony on it?

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Op how did u know it was cum? Did you taste it? What did it smell like?

It looks like someone dropped a chicken parm and just put a rug on it.

Haha I'm just curious for laughs haha I would like to smell it

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

istewart posted:

Too bad embeds aren't working right now

FAUretirenow posted:

I moved the throw carpet and there it was, the cum carpet

i left my key on it and got a krystal sackful on the way home



looks embedded to me

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Load bearing carpet

:vince:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bossy lady posted:

get that carpet a pregnancy test

Congratulations it's a loveseat!!

🎉

dropkickpikachu
Dec 20, 2003

Ash: You sell rocks?
Flint: Pewter City souveneirs, you want to buy some?
would you believe me if i said i found this thread because it was featured on the SA front page's "popular threads" widget

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
wtf is a front page

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
I really hate to ask but… does the carpet match the drapes?

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Why did you post a screenshot of a photo that you took

the original photo may have geolocation metadata that could allow the ex to be tracked down by :cumpolice:

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
So does your Ex have a black coaxial fetish?

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i enjoy cumming

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

git apologist posted:

i enjoy cumming

Ew. That's gross. You're gross.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

wait this is the ops only post, yet they registered in early 2019 with a username attacking one of the admins at the time, implying a level of Forums Knowledge

who are you really, op

Facts Are Useless ex girlfriend.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Noblesse Obliged posted:

Load bearing carpet

lmao

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Load bearing carpet

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Shant speculate

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Load bearing carpet

drat!!

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Should have kept it and waited for the mushroom harvest

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


alright

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
Can't believe you would publicly post my cum carpet

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Load bearing carpet

Jizz the season

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Load bearing carpet

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Load bearing carpet

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
im confused. was there a top rug that was used to hide the cum rug? they were double rugging it? how is that a thing except here, where im assuming its only for hiding the cum rug?

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Is the carpet for sale?

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