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L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:
Time between not letting it slip and letting it slip

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Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
drive-by interviews

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

Odemwingie/car park

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

senior team goals/arrest

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
Dildo slaps per transfer deadline

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




train sets/ballon d'or

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Teammates blackmailed

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
center-circle player reveals from helicopter / dissidents thrown out of helicopters into the ocean in player’s home country during the late 70s & early 80s (rKD)

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
ExecutionsOnPitch

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
Player Forced Abortions

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
# of incidents I did not zee

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




sit down telling offs per half

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
income tax rate

Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails


the sex ghost posted:

Quality of Hit (cannot be too low or too high)

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Neymar barrel rolls

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
It’s Comin Home status (0/7)

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Serie A Calciopoli’s

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


Drip Doctors Visits

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
sock height / tackles won

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Bald Frauds
Bald Mods

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Full Kits Wanked

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Witch doctor curses/cup

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
# of levers pulled

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

quote:

According to Nielsen Gracenote's analysis, Cameroon's victory over Brazil was the 12th upset (matches in which the winners' chances of victory stood between 16.7% and 33.3%) or shock (less than 16.7%) of the tournament so far.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
most annoying fake stat currently is definitely those dumb AI win prediction percentages that are always wrong

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

vyelkin posted:

most annoying fake stat currently is definitely those dumb AI win prediction percentages that are always wrong

Bring back Paul the Octopus

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

Apparently spin rate is a thing, so that

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
there’s no fuckin way anyone is keeping track of this

https://twitter.com/optajoe/status/1599061326156140544?s=46&t=Vx_haGQbo11eMQ5McmM-og

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
OptaMan boots down the door to the stats office and grabs a staffer by the collar

'watch every Netherlands match at a world cup since 1966 and count the uninterrupted pass sequences' he says

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Hey Mr opta, you know that sequence of uninterrupted passes you were looking for? Well get a load of this!

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
Boyhood clubs per Brendan Rodgers

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

cagliostr0 posted:

Boyhood clubs per Brendan Rodgers

that's a funny way of spelling Robbie Keane

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

The most dangerous lead

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Grans shagged

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Testicles bruised

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Homes Wrecked (measured in xWanda)

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Stepchildren tattoo’d on back per tumultuous adversarial relationship

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Easy games / this level

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Hairbands per international goal

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jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
Comeback status

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