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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Out of all the teams in the NFL, the Patriots feel like the worst offense to watch. They're happy to just lose by 2 scores instead of 3.

In short:

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Mac Jones ain’t it.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The Patriots losing is always cool and good, IMO

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I am in danger of actually feeling bad for Mac Jones, which is really hard to wrap my brain around.

I mean he isn't good, I don't want him to be good. But I also think he has zero chance here with his coaching and there's no help coming soon.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
bottle this pats/bills game and give me a dose every time I get sad bc its an absolute joy seeing the pats get throttled and bill just give up.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gonz posted:

Mac Jones ain’t it.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Mac Jones throws a ball designed to murder his receivers.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
The Patriots barely tried. I think we've finally broken them as they broke us.

:lol: they got a loving gift on the Poyer INT getting overturned and still couldn't muster more than 10 poinra.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Remember when big brained rocket scientist Matt Patricia threw out the McDaniels playbook and "streamlined" the Patriots offense this year?

I guess in a way diarrhea is very aerodynamic.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/PFF_BenBrown/status/1598530328850845698

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
aww josh allen shows up the to the TNF set afterwards wearing a fitzpatrick jersey

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
On any other team the OC would probably in serious jeopardy of being fired.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
Bills are the first team in NFL history to be 3-0 on Thursday night in a single season :cool:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

On any other team the OC would probably in serious jeopardy of being fired.

Do people who aren’t as terminally wired as I am about this thing finally understand why I so desperately want the entire staff fired? Is it clear yet?

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
lmao they asked josh allen if there's been a lot of talk about how he needs to start sliding and take less hits

"oh yea, there's been a lot of talk about that but im a football player"

lol, he's just trucking fools bc he loves it and ignoring the coaches

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/JoshNorris/status/1598532632035328007

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Never been happier to miss a game.

Played a rousing game of Ark Nova at a friend's house tonight, I made the smart decision.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Hahahaha

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
More importantly who was he talking to?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

More importantly who was he talking to?

Me through the tv.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
they gave josh allen a giant hat!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he was talking to the playcaller and saying to call throws down the field

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

More importantly who was he talking to?

Gotta be Patricia, right?

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
https://twitter.com/NFLonPrime/status/1598536343646240769?s=20&t=qjMBeUKYAfitab0MtNzjAQ

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

Please never retire Belichick.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/1598535994126454784

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010


turn on ur monitor Mac

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

That is an all time great photo.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
The shoes make the outfit there considering they are on Bill Belichick.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
=
New look for the Super Bowl.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

It looks like he says "run the loving ball, loving quick game sucks. gently caress." Which, yeah. He's right about something.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Here’s the thing about the Pats’ passing game, though:

It involves Mac Jones passing the football and not another person.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Gen z quiet quitting is out of control! Congress must act fast!

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

Wasn't one of Brady's complaints about Bill was that Brady could have a perfect game and Bill would come into the video room and still just tear him apart nitpicking every little mistake?

What I'm saying is I want to be in the video room when Bill and Mac go over this tape.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Woozie66 posted:

It looks like he says "run the loving ball, loving quick game sucks. gently caress." Which, yeah. He's right about something.

He's probably complaining about the number of loving times they called plays for throwing behind the LOS that picked up like a yard.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

He's probably complaining about the number of loving times they called plays for throwing behind the LOS that picked up like a yard.

yeah it was baaaaaaaaaaaaad, Patricia was never good but the gameplan when they got down was:

1. Throw screen pass
2. ?????
3. Lose by 17

Just awful, Kawalimus would have keeled over if this was Greg Roman.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Feeling p bad about getting blown out by this Pat's team six weeks ago or whatever.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

C-Euro posted:

Feeling p bad about getting blown out by this Pat's team six weeks ago or whatever.

Eh. Belichek is Goff's kryptonite. Don't think about it too much.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Most of us posting here sat through this, but for those that didn't let's just take a moment to appreciate the Pats last offensive drive. They take the ball over with 7:38 left down 17. This is not likely but not impossible.

They start off the drive, very first play with a 20ish yard pass! Hey, good start.

Then we had this excruciatingly long 19 play drive that lasted for 5 minutes and 45 seconds on the game clock but about three hours in real time. They've already lost the game by this point, there's not enough time. But at least they might cover or something if they get lucky and recover an onside kick, they're down pretty close to the goal line after a Buffalo safety lights a defenseless receiver up in the end zone and gets disqualified.

Mac Jones immediately takes a horrendous 13 yard sack and now they're back at the 21 on 2nd and goal. An incomplete pass later on third down Mac somehow ends up running around the 40 yard line forever before throwing a ball to a receiver who was standing three yards out of bounds and was no longer paying attention to the play.

Then they kick a field goal.

It was poetry, you had to be there to understand.

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