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The Poster - makes bad posts on various websites and terrorizes the masses The Flasher - terrorizes Gotham by taking photographs of them with flash enabled while it's dark and their eyes aren't adjusted Scissorman - runs around cutting up anything and everything; is only defeated when Batman uses a rock on him Santa Claws - Santa Claus, but evil; only gives coal or maybe steals your presents; doesn't like milk and cookies The Hamburgler Elon Musk
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Look out, it's the goldfish!
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THE SQUIDDLER! All oceanic riddles. Kind of setting dependent like Aqua Man.
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The Racketeer. This Tennis-themed villain did surprisingly well against the Bat-Man.
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Vaseline on Rooftop Ledges Man A Surprising Live Gargoyle The Cop That Successfully Pulls Over the Batmobile
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The, um, uh, uh... desk-lamp man! Coffee cup man! Empty yoghurt pot man! Angry editor man!
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evilmiera posted:The Racketeer. This Tennis-themed villain did surprisingly well against the Bat-Man. Definitely a highlight of the combating-Mafiosi era of Batman's career What didn't go over so well were his sons the Wrecketeer (who caused car accidents), the Ricketeer (who cheaped out on putting Vitamin D in milk) and the
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And the socketeer Who stole all of gothams 10mm sockets
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The Bad Boy - goes around Gothan telling dogs they are bad boys when, in fact, they are very good boys/girls The Mockingjay - uses a mocking and condescending voice to repeat what people say, very annoying; also J-walks a lot The Redistributor - thinks Bruce Wayne is far too rich, especially while other people are struggling to get by; never calls himself that and seems to have no criminal history, but Batman considers him a threat to the city, so the police are looking into him further
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Shadow0 posted:The Bad Boy - goes around Gothan telling dogs they are bad boys when, in fact, they are very good boys/girls Worse than Darkseid.
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The Cunning Linguist, editorial says he's not allowed to appear in stories anymore.
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Fuckface. No dont ask.
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Alfred Pennyworth (secretly a HUGE pervert)
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Libra posted:Alfred Pennyworth (secretly a HUGE pervert) Using the moniker Alfred Pennywise. Bruce does not make the connection.
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General Bullshit, an ex-Marine officer who isn't exactly lying all the time, but he's definitely bullshitting, and it's getting on Batman's nerves.
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The Smoker and the Midnight Toker.
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Batman But Evil Somehow, a version of Batman that is totally him but through a dark mirror. Maybe he went to a slam poetry session with his wealthy parents before going into murder cul-de-sac. Batman But Evil Somehow has no superpowers or special abilities other than an improbable capacity for chessmaster planning, seemingly infinite resources, and being completely unknown to anyone despite having some ironic historical parallel to a young Bruce Wayne. To accomplish his goals he has created an elaborate plan which perfectly undermines and defeats every tool that the bat-family has at their disposal, in preparation for years. Batman But Evil Somehow has some really cool outfit that is much more hardcore and badass than Batman's, you guys. He's a master manipulator who totally has all the other villains aiding in his plan, without their knowledge even! The climax of the plan included a famous, striking image of a bat-thing being broken, and some commentary that undermines something about the idea that Batman is good, because there can also be a Batman that is Evil Somehow. After the revelation and culmination of his horrible and perfect plan which the bat-family was completely unprepared for and which didn't kill Batman, Batman But Evil Somehow develops crippling passivity and Batman defeated him in a way that reflected how they were actually very different, probably the power of friendship. Batman But Evil Somehow died two years later at the hands of a new supervillain or maybe an aesthetically more hardcore Joker, letting all of Gotham recognize how gritty and serious the new villain/writer's take on Joker was. He lives on in a cycle of death and rebirth in alternate universe titles and DTV film. He is survived by his big brother, Superman But Evil Somehow And Written By An Irreverent Brit. Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Dec 27, 2022 |
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George Gunderson: One of The Joker's henchmen and the only one who thinks that Joker is really, legitimately very funny. He's always busting a gut laughing at The Joker's antics and one liners during his fights with Batman and it's really distracting for The Caped Crusader.
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The Laws of Physics. He follows Batman around complaining that what Batman does isn't possible. The Neckbeard. Leader of a movement that initially obsessively followed and tried to help superheroes. Because Batman didn't live up to their ideal they now despise heroes and try and disrupt their activities, especially those of Batman.
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The Editor. Whenever Batman begins rehashing story beats, infringing on another superhero's gimmick, or his plot armor is simply too thick, suddenly all around him, things just change for Batman!
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Count Ackschually: drives Gothamites insane by correcting everything they say
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Darth Brooks posted:The Neckbeard. Leader of a movement that initially obsessively followed and tried to help superheroes. Because Batman didn't live up to their ideal they now despise heroes and try and disrupt their activities, especially those of Batman. Also really upset that there is both a Batgirl and Batwoman. That's too many 
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srypher posted:Count Ackschually: drives Gothamites insane by correcting everything they say This is a misnomer, his actual title is Viscount Ackshually.
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Rigged Death Trap posted:And the socketeer Still better than the Pocketer. A guy who just pocketed anything lying around the general Gotham area. He's somehow robbed several Gotham banks but all he ever took were those pens you use to write checks and deposits with. Being a billionaire, this hit a bit too close to home with Bruce.
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nimby posted:Using the moniker Alfred Pennywise. Bruce does not make the connection. At least until it was retconned that Alfred Pennywise is a clone of the original Alfred that went evil. This was revealed when a third clone Alfred Poundfoolish terrorized Gotham and the other Alfred clones had to team up to stop him.
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Wayne Bruce. By day he squanders his vast fortune on civic improvements, street lighting, and actually paying taxes. But at night he becomes... Still Wayne Bruce, who squanders his vast fortune funding police reform causes and hiring actually competent therapists for Arkham Asylum. Batman loving hates him.
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Splicer posted:Wayne Bruce. By day he squanders his vast fortune on civic improvements, street lighting, and actually paying taxes. But at night he becomes... Still Wayne Bruce, who squanders his vast fortune funding police reform causes and hiring actually competent therapists for Arkham Asylum. Splicer posted:Batman loving hates him.
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Small Fry - A 5'4" former fry cook who displays symptoms of schizophrenia. Got all hosed up in a frying accident, but likes to cheer himself up by wearing a colourful suit sometimes. Batman beats the poo poo out of this guy every day, just because.
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Red Scare - the crimson ghost with Marxist leanings
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Badman
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Mr Crimeman. Just a normal dude, last name is pronounced "Crymin". Batman beats the poo poo out of him every night, just in case.
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Mr. Thief. He breaks into people's houses and takes their things. His costume is dark clothing and his signature weapon is a crowbar. Batman keeps trying to beat him up but every the time he thinks he's caught him it's just some burglar.
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The Bat Man. A guy who goes around at night beating up criminals, mentally unstable people and the homeless that happen to get in his way, most likely with a baseball bat. Rumour has it he always turned up in the same area Batman was patrolling, but Bruce has never found a solid lead as to who it is.
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White Collar. He's Bruce Wayne's tax accountant and has done more damage to the Gotham economy than every other costumed lunatic combined, including Batman himself.
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nimby posted:The Bat Man. A guy who goes around at night beating up criminals, mentally unstable people and the homeless that happen to get in his way, most likely with a baseball bat. Rumour has it he always turned up in the same area Batman was patrolling, but Bruce has never found a solid lead as to who it is. Morgan Freeman pulling double duty in this movie.
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