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It's the knockout stage! There are 16 matches left in this World Cup and today we have two of them. The first game is Louis Van Gaal's Lung Cancer Cells against the You Ess Em En Tee. Will Gakpo continue to make commentators say his name out loud? Will Pulisic murder his balls once again? Will the Americans finally go away? Time will tell starting one hour from now. The second game is Lionel Messi's Team of Tax Avoiders against the Subway Eat Fresh Socceroos. Will the spirit of Tim Cahill inspire the Aussies to a dire 0-0 draw and send Messi home on penalties? Will the man with the most Argentine name in the world, Alexis Mac Allister, score more goals? Time will tell starting five hours from now. 
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*Sounders capo noises intensifying*
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I believe... we might make it to extra time.
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Matty Turner in tie-dye. Oh no, those are our kits? Ffs. What is this, dazzle camouflage? habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Dec 3, 2022 |
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I believe the Netherlands are suddenly going to be actually good now that the knock outs are starting. 3-1.
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sweek0 posted:I believe the Netherlands are suddenly going to be actually good now that the knock outs are starting. 3-1. Thanks for cursing them to failure
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Dec 3, 2022 15:26
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hopefully the days of training will pay off for the US lads and theyll remember that its not the kind of football where you touch the ball with your hands
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I believe in footlong toasted meatball on Italian herbs and cheese
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I I believe I believe that I believe that we I believe that we could feed an entire family of four with a $5 footlong
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Matt Turner will save the day
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habeasdorkus posted:I believe... we might make it to extra time. Not if Zimmerman has anything to say about it! Eagerly looking forward to an unnecessary game-losing foul in the box
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If Australia wins while the US loses, can we use oval office on any part of the site?
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Redczar posted:If Australia wins while the US loses, can we use oval office on any part of the site? This site is full of cunts tbf
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https://soundcloud.com/1013records/usa-is-number-one-randy-wrangler
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I have a cup of tea and I am ready to watch some football. 
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USA Netherlands Referee: Wilton SAMPAIO (BRA) AR1: Bruno Boschilia (BRA) AR2: Bruno Pires (BRA) Fourth Official: Andrés Matonte (URU) VAR: Nicolas Gallo (COL) Cool, we get the #2 Brazilian guy. I think this is a pretty clear signal both Brazilians will work knockout matches, which then really starts to make the numbers a little funny for others. I hope this goes well. Gallo in the VAR seat has only had one intervention I believe so far. They are using real referees as 4th officials now, so I'm curious to see if Matonte is done or if this is prep for a future game. Sampaio's two group stage games were Senegal Netherlands and Poland Saudi Arabia. Argentina Australia Referee: Szymon MARCINIAK (POL) AR1: Pawel Sokolnicki (POL) AR2: Tomasz Listkiewicz (POL) Fourth Official: Mario Escobar (GUA) VAR: Tomasz Kwiatkowski (POL) Typically, you have to work two group stage games to get a knockout. When Marciniak only did one and it was without major controversy, I was really wondering what in the world was happening. Looks like they're breaking that here, which is probably a good thing. His lone game to date was France Denmark and he was fine in it. Kwiatkowski hasn't done much VARing this tournament so far, no interventions and I think only two matches in total.
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I can’t wait for the USA to beat the Dutch and finally bring democracy and freedom to Western Europe.
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what is this boring-rear end church hymn the Dutch call an anthem
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Just got in from a morning walk, and made some breakfast. I’m ready. Oh and Max Verstappen sux.
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These Dutch fellas seem to like going full contact https://i.imgur.com/8Co2shM.gifv
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blue footed boobie posted:I can’t wait for the USA to beat the Dutch and finally bring democracy and freedom to Western Europe. And acceptable weed
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weak anthem performance by the USA except for Pulisic who looks like he's ready to smash his balls once again
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BioThermo posted:These Dutch fellas seem to like going full contact can't wait for De Jong's ballpunching to meet Pulisic's ballsmashing
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Dec 3, 2022 15:58
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U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO SCORE SOME FUCKIN' GOALS, AMERICA!
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vyelkin posted:can't wait for De Jong's ballpunching to meet Pulisic's ballsmashing stuck between a cock and a hard place
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GO TEAM USA
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I hope they smash Pusilic's dick and balls again
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I am ready
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I'm at the airport and the foot isn't on but I did see a sign saying maximise bin space
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"root"ing for captain america Tyler Adams and Aaronson if he gets on the pitch and no-one else
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I've been wired since 4 AM and am fully stressed at this point. Let's go boys
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the C in CBT stands for Christian Pulisic
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The commentators here keep pronouncing “Weah” as “way-ah” which sounds like local slang for testicle
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Hachi machi
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Redczar posted:The commentators here keep pronouncing “Weah” as “way-ah” which sounds like local slang for testicle No that's Pulisic
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