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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > SNF 124 GDT Coolts/Cowboys Fuck the Cowboys

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I ate at a Denny�s in Terre Haute once

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:15

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Tulalip Tulips: Sep 1, 2013; The best apologies are crafted with love.

Now I can go make pumpkin custard if my cat decides to get up off me.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:15

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/mbI2BK5.mp4

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:17

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Al Michaels I will paypal you three American dollars to speak, on air, about the numerous and greivous bigotries of the salvation army

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:17

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Haha brutal

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:17

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

CapnAndy posted:

I go every year for GenCon

indianapolis is the worst major city I've ever set foot in, it's a half-baked suburb that some idiot dropped a football stadium on

have you been to phoenix? worst city ive personally set foot in. its a giant suburb without a single walkable liveable neighborhood!

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:17

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Oh come onnnnn.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:18

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Chinatown posted:

have you been to phoenix? worst city ive personally set foot. its a giant suburb without a single walkable liveable neighborhood!

I have not

I admit the possibility that there are worse cities than Indianapolis but it's a very low bar

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:18

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Jesus, just fetch the loving shotgun and put the horses down

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:19

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Chinatown posted:

its a giant suburb without a single walkable liveable neighborhood!

Weird way to misspell Dallas :raise:

:raise:

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:19

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Chinatown posted:

have you been to phoenix? worst city ive personally set foot in. its a giant suburb without a single walkable liveable neighborhood!

My one time in Phoenix had me barely escaping a flash flood in February.

0/10 would not recommend.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:20

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Matt Ryan has become addicted to throwing picks, he can't help himself anymore

Edit: also fumbling

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:20

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Android Apocalypse posted:

Oh come onnnnn.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Oh come onnnnn.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:20

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

for the love of god, Montressor

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:20

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

:lol:

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:20

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Is this gonna be one of the games where the winning team scores so much it's a scorigami by default?

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:20

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

jesus christ

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:20

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Wasn�t this a two point game at the start of this quarter

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:20

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

lmao

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:21

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Android Apocalypse posted:

Oh come onnnnn.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:21

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

i hate both these teams however i will choose to enjoy the misery of the one

lol Colts

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

please refs

invent a mercy rule

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:21

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Can't post for 4 hours!; Gravy Boat 2k

HURRY THE gently caress UP, REFS

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:21

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

If only Frank Reich had been allowed to keep starting Matt Ryan

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:22

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Wasn�t this a two point game at the start of this quarter

No, that doesn't seem right

I'm gonna check the box score to be sure but first let me drink a great big mouthful of this delicious water

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:22

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Shinjobi posted:

HURRY THE gently caress UP, REFS

Lol

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:22

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

the espn guy is bad at coaching

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:22

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Chinatown posted:

have you been to phoenix? worst city ive personally set foot in. its a giant suburb without a single walkable liveable neighborhood!

They both suffer from the same core problem which is a complete lack of character beyond "large city"

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:22

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

CapnAndy posted:

please refs

invent a mercy rule

The only way this is gonna happen is if some team puts up like 80 points on another team on a primetime game and there's still like a quarter to go

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:23

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Shinjobi posted:

HURRY THE gently caress UP, REFS

Take lots of postgame pics and post them in the Dallas thread tomorrow.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:23

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPer rush

Funnier if you say it like the Cookie Crisp mascot Chip the Dog

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:23

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

My dog's name is also Cooper

He's having a good time rn

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:24

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

lol

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:24

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

:fork:

:fork:

:fork:

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:24

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

its just cruelty

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:25

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Lol remember this was a one score game not that long ago.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:25

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Takes No Damage posted:

oh, this is the score that puts it away?

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:25

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Chinatown posted:

the espn guy is bad at coaching

It�s actually good coaching to have your team completely give up in the fourth quarter of a winnable game. Save the energy for next week.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:25

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

33 points in the fourth quarter

How bout them cowboys!!!

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:25

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

y'know when the bookie offered me IND +34 I thought that was pretty safe

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:26

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