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gently caress the Cowboys?
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
why the gently caress are we being subjected to the anthem tonight?

oh hey, ASL cheerleader again

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
How is McCarthy not fired yet

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

The dog got her dinner. Meanwhile I ordered more wings than normal because I thought I'd be sharing them.


Also I forgot we have a 6th armed service branch.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Somebody gif that service member… vibing(?)

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
while I know they're waving the flag, that close up of a gyrating Marine gave a very different impression.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I’ve seen marvel movies we need a dimension force too

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im here to watch this garbage

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Maximum hilarity would be a Coolts win. Go Coolts.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Cowboys are a half a game close so a win would put the colts closer to the titans then they are to the ifgles

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?







This is what's left of my Stromboli and my Sunday night football pants.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
why wasnt Chiefs Bengals flexed to SNF?

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
I just can't take a man with the last name Saturday seriously. Sorry to folks with days of the week as their last name.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
That national anthem is exactly the display I'd expect from a Texan accused of being the forest Gump of segregation

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Chinatown posted:

why wasnt Chiefs Bengals flexed to SNF?

Cowboys puller 45 million viewers thanksgiving

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Chinatown posted:

why wasnt Chiefs Bengals flexed to SNF?

Because there's no such thing a merciful god.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Because there's no such thing a merciful god.

He is definitely vengeful

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chinatown posted:

why wasnt Chiefs Bengals flexed to SNF?

Networks can protect a certain number of games and CBS wanted us to watch this poo poo.

Still were like 6 other games they could've flexed in tonight. Like why wasn't 49ers-Dolphins or Tits - Eagles? or Jets - Vikings?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Quiet Feet posted:

I should follow Sarah Silverman's example and sell pictures of my gross feet.

Nikki Glaser is the queen of that hustle

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
lol that was quick

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
clownball already eh

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

gently caress the cowboys but that red helmet stripe owns imo

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Android Apocalypse posted:


The dog got her dinner. Meanwhile I ordered more wings than normal because I thought I'd be sharing them.


Also I forgot we have a 6th armed service branch.

Wanna pet that dogge

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
lololol of course

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The Cowboys have a red-white-blue stripe on their helmets is offensive. Should be blue-white-red to be French.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
lol off to a great start Dallas

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



haljordan posted:

Wanna pet that dogge

I want to distract Android Apocalypse while the dog goes to town on those wings

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Matt Ryan in his introduction looked like Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

haljordan posted:

Wanna pet that dogge

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
What in the world is going on with Matt Ryan's hair in his intro graphic???

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





haljordan posted:

Nikki Glaser is the queen of that hustle



Oh dude that is nasty


That is dogshit

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

fartknocker posted:

Matt Ryan in his introduction looked like Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

gently caress, I was wondering why a weird fear feeling hit my brain.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Tulalip Tulips posted:

What in the world is going on with Matt Ryan's hair in his intro graphic???

Receded hair line but still trying to style it like it s full.
A classic early thirty's mistake

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Android Apocalypse posted:


The dog got her dinner. Meanwhile I ordered more wings than normal because I thought I'd be sharing them.


Also I forgot we have a 6th armed service branch.

that's a good dog who deserves pets and acknowledgement for her self control for not going after those wings.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Kalli posted:

I want to distract Android Apocalypse while the dog goes to town on those wings

Chicken bones are a choking hazard for dogs! :mad:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Quiet Feet posted:

Oh dude that is nasty


That is dogshit

ONCE YOU SEE IT YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Shinji2015 posted:

lol off to a great start Dallas

The Football Funhouse › SNF 124 GDT Coolts/Cowboys gently caress the Cowboys

:hmmyes:

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Running on third and five, huh

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Fieldgoal coolts

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
That was a choice there by the Colts

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

saturday gonna beat fat mike


please

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