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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Android Apocalypse posted:

Chicken bones are a choking hazard for dogs! :mad:

Always go boneless

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Harlock posted:

Running on third and five, huh

Have you seen Matt Ryan and the pass protection?

Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp

Android Apocalypse posted:

Chicken bones are a choking hazard for dogs! :mad:

For clarity that is only the case for cooked bones. Raw bones are fine for dogs.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
But also if you need help I will come over and share the wings

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Rogue Elephant posted:

saturday gonna beat fat mike


please

Colts gonna win 3x8 to 20.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
well that was an interesting choice for bumper music

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Colts gonna win with nothing but field goals.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

i believe in matty ice

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

HootTheOwl posted:

Always go boneless

chicken tenders are for children op

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Sweet potatoes are a C-tier side so who cares if that lady forgot them.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



GOOOOOOOOO



COOOWWWWWBBBBBOOOOYYYYSSSSS!!!

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


The Bananana posted:

GOOOOOOOOO



COOOWWWWWBBBBBOOOOYYYYSSSSS!!!

Bananana gets it

Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp
If the colts win this game then neither team deserves to go to the playoffs for the next 10 years.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Quiet Feet posted:

Sweet potatoes are a C-tier side so who cares if that lady forgot them.

What if she means sweet potatoe souffle

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Quiet Feet posted:

Sweet potatoes are a C-tier side so who cares if that lady forgot them.

Sweet potatoes are a dessert, not a side. I will fight you.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Puss in Boots looks like an acceptable movie for me to sit through with my niece, so it's got that going for it.

That was a nice return.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Bananana posted:

Sweet potatoes are a dessert, not a side. I will fight you.

MEET ME.OUTSIDE BANANANNANANA

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I can't fault Antonio Banderas for taking the bag, but does he seriously have nothing better to do than Puss In Boots?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Imagine being Mike Myers and somehow so unpopular that the franchise you started (Shrek) is now spun off with Antonio Banderas.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Chinatown posted:

chicken tenders are for children op

They're easier to eat and also boneless wings are for adults.
They're nuggets when they market them to children

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

Sweet potatoes are a C-tier side so who cares if that lady forgot them.

Candied yams, on the other hand, are A+ dessert :yum:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

The Bananana posted:

GOOOOOOOOO



COOOWWWWWBBBBBOOOOYYYYSSSSS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYP6SJyixBo

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

TheKingslayer posted:

I can't fault Antonio Banderas for taking the bag, but does he seriously have nothing better to do than Puss In Boots?

He did SpongeBob movie

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






TheKingslayer posted:

I can't fault Antonio Banderas for taking the bag, but does he seriously have nothing better to do than Puss In Boots?

I would do 100 of those movies for a mere fraction of what he must be getting paid

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

TheKingslayer posted:

I can't fault Antonio Banderas for taking the bag, but does he seriously have nothing better to do than Puss In Boots?

I want the Interview with the Vampire TV series to bring him on even if he can't reprise Armand since the role is already filled. Make him a new gay horny vampire, I don't care.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I wish I had grown up in Dallas so I could've seen Dale Hansen in his heyday

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Tulalip Tulips posted:

I want the Interview with the Vampire TV series to bring him on even if he can't reprise Armand since the role is already filled. Make him a new gay horny vampire, I don't care.

Now this is what I'm talking about. Do this.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

HootTheOwl posted:

They're easier to eat and also boneless wings are for adults.
They're nuggets when they market them to children

If your chicken tendies aren't in the shape of dinosaurs what the gently caress are you even doing with your life <:mad:>

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Chicken tenders are likely made from chicken breast, usually the separate "tender" muscle.

Chicken nuggets are usually processed chicken meat formed into shape.

Chicken wings have bones in them, which allows me to enjoy pretending I'm a caveman.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

TheKingslayer posted:

Now this is what I'm talking about. Do this.

This also applies to What We Do in the Shadows for the outright comedic version since in that universe anyone who ever played a vampire on tv or in a movie actually is a vampire.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
DO IT cowards.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





GO 4 IT U Wimpz

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

HootTheOwl posted:

They're easier to eat

hahahahahahaha

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Gilmore you ain’t making that lol

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'm drunk as hell in the stadium and I say dak should run for 400 yards baybee

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Wow surprised they marked him short since it looked over the line. Not like it mattered in the end.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

GO 4 IT U Wimpz

:yeah:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
CCCCCCC DDDDDDDDD spinnaz

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Popeyes are the only people who make tenders that aren't obviously inferior to bone-in chicken pieces. Otherwise wings are always better than tenders.

EDIT OH LOL COLTS

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