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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I'm glad the Bengals and Dolphins got Burrow and Tua young speedy WRs and hope the Chargers do the same

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

N: Sounds like Ronnie Stanley, JK Dobbins and Marcus Williams will all play Sunday @ Pittsburgh.

V: Elephant in the room of course is Lamar being out but I believe Huntley can win with these guys back.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

how about herbert with hill and higgins. triple h

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Lamar on the dolphins what. about

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Cavauro posted:

Lamar on the dolphins what. about

:eyepop:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Who do you got in a fatal four way tag match between Allen and Tagovailoa vs Herbert and Mahomes vs Prescott and Hurts vs Jackson and Burrow. got to go afc west on this one

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Depends on how sick Lamar is

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i made the nfc east qbs into the afc south qbs because i have friends there in the nfc east. my best pals live there. no offense

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Cavauro posted:

Who do you got in a fatal four way tag match between Allen and Tagovailoa vs Herbert and Mahomes vs Prescott and Hurts vs Jackson and Burrow. got to go afc west on this one

I tried to pick but can’t and all I have to say is god drat we got a lot of awesome qbs right now

Football :swoon:

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like the fines for faking an injury is worse then the fine for actually causing a serious injury?

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Cavauro posted:

Lamar on the dolphins what. about

It won't happen for a variety of reasons, but if Lamar walks this off-season where would he go? Literally the entire NFCS is an option. Lions??

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

He can’t walk because of the franchise tag but Lamar on the Jets is a championship roster and I’d give up our next 4 firsts for him.

Also Revis was robbed of DPOY in 2009.

https://twitter.com/li_jets/status/1601631727230676992

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he'd probly go across the road. cdr. jackson. or head on down to atlanta. up to new york.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Diva Cupcake posted:

He can’t walk because of the franchise tag but Lamar on the Jets is a championship roster and I’d give up our next 4 firsts for him.

Also Revis was robbed of DPOY in 2009.

https://twitter.com/li_jets/status/1601631727230676992

This is bananas. Dffenses have already decided to target Sauce less than those other ballers!

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

syzpid posted:

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like the fines for faking an injury is worse then the fine for actually causing a serious injury?

Yeah that does seem a little silly. I'm 100% for fining people milking a fake injury but you should probably be fining players causing injury or trying to at least as much.


Diva Cupcake posted:

He can’t walk because of the franchise tag but Lamar on the Jets is a championship roster and I’d give up our next 4 firsts for him.

Also Revis was robbed of DPOY in 2009.

https://twitter.com/li_jets/status/1601631727230676992

I think there's very little chance that he goes anywhere given that its so hard to find a good QB, there's no way the Ravens want to go back to that poo poo show carousel. I think things get real interesting if he makes some kind of "I'll never play for the Ravens again" type statement and has a catastrophic fallout with the coaching staff though. I guess the Texans and Detroit kind of have the ammo to throw 3 firsts at it though.

I wouldn't rule out Tepper coming off the top rope if he hit the open market though.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Lamar on the lions would be a fun as heck team to watch on offense. Shame about the defense tho

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

EmbryoSteve posted:

Lamar on the lions would be a fun as heck team to watch on offense. Shame about the defense tho

They’ve improved since the beginning of the season.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

syzpid posted:

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like the fines for faking an injury is worse then the fine for actually causing a serious injury?

I mean look no further than the penalties for Watson vs Calvin Ridley. Even the appearance of loving with the integrity of the game is the only capital offense in the league’s book cause it has big monetary implications. Players or women getting hurt is whatever.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Sun God is a weird NFL receiver skill wise and I can't wait to see him against Sauce.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Soul Glo posted:

probably getting planted on his rear end every week unless they also had a different OL in that universe

herbert's a literal wizard at avoiding the pass rush so he'd be taking less sacks than burrow does but also probably less of those insane throws burrow waits until the last possible second to make happen.

im sure they'd both be successful with each other's team. they're both incredible

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Relentlessboredomm posted:

herbert's a literal wizard at avoiding the pass rush so he'd be taking less sacks than burrow does but also probably less of those insane throws burrow waits until the last possible second to make happen.

im sure they'd both be successful with each other's team. they're both incredible

A literal wizard?!

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

DeimosRising posted:

A literal wizard?!

That was a typo. OP meant "literary wizard."

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Woozie66 posted:

That was a typo. OP meant "literary wizard."

We don't make em that smart in Oregon.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Herbert is more of a Warlock than a Wizard.

Perhaps a Sorcerer, maybe.

In the sense that he and the Chargers make wins disappear.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

i hope Tua doesnt play as poorly as he did against the Niners and he bounces back and beats the dreaded boy quarterback

LightReaper
May 3, 2007

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1601917741862211585?s=46&t=v3QfL50B4a1uj71Cme0MUA

What a profound waste of time

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
I’m sad to miss the bengos game today but I hope they win

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Are you surprised

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1601938950209298432

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Weird that he'd be willing to leave his fami...oh right.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1601910229859700741

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
We'll see if they still think that when the Rams pick lets them select a franchise QB.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

If the Lions make the playoffs and the Lions offense stays at its current pace Jared Goff should win Comeback Player of the Year

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Weird that he'd be willing to leave his fami...oh right.

These jokes don't make sense to me. We all know football is Tom's real family.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Brady realizing he's on a sinking ship and needs another stacked team to prop him up while he plays flag ball.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FizFashizzle posted:

Brady realizing he's on a sinking ship and needs another stacked team to prop him up while he plays flag ball.

Cope or salt? You decide TFF.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


FizFashizzle posted:

needs another stacked team

*crosses off 98% of the league, including Bucs and Pats first crossed off*

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

Brady realizing he's on a sinking ship and needs another stacked team to prop him up while he plays flag ball.

At 45 I don’t think that’s unreasonable. Give him a good offensive line and he’ll probably deliver a top 10-15 offense.

Roethlisberger couldn’t help a stacked team at 38.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The GOAT, the #1 player in the league as voted by his peers, will deliver you a top 10–15 offense so long as he finds the perfect situation.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




He'll go to Detroit

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Deeply concerned the Ravens are going to lose to a dog poo poo Steelers team. Again.

Injuries are very obnoxious.

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