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Seth Pecksniff posted:If you nail prolific posters like my friend here sometimes you get a couple hours off on the weekend! Please don't post sexual innuendo in the GBS Help Desk thread Shrek, that's uncalled for
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Dec 6, 2022 21:00
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Hello I didn't receive my monthly order of dehydrated chimp & wolf testes
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Dec 6, 2022 21:00
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Ugh thank you that's all I ever wanted. *slams phone angrily*
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Dec 6, 2022 21:01
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Hello what’s the theoretical maximum amount of Shrek Hog the forums can handle
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Dec 6, 2022 21:04
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:sure we're not using it for anything else. ticket closed.- bagmonkey posted:Hi thanks for reaching out, yes Thank you for your quick response. If the Friday thread starts smelling a bit weird, just spray some Axe Phoenix ™ in there
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Thank you for your quick response. If the Friday thread starts smelling a bit weird, just spray some Axe in there Page Axe Maniac if thread starts to smell, got it. I published a KB for the team
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Dec 6, 2022 21:13
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Congrats. You're hired. Get to work. Ticket closed. Can you send us a link to the new-employee orientation video? I want to know what our “mission” and “shared values” are.
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Dec 6, 2022 21:28
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bossy lady posted:Thank you Athanatos. Sweet regdate.
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Dec 6, 2022 21:30
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I seem to have misplaced my goatman. Could you please send another copy? Kthxbye
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Dec 6, 2022 21:32
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How is what when the why is if?
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Dec 6, 2022 21:35
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Can I please get my posts to mirror on Twitter?
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Dec 6, 2022 21:57
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I'd like to learn how to post thanks
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Dec 6, 2022 22:03
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I just want to be able to make threads on the Android version of Awful.
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Dec 6, 2022 22:06
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hi Help Desk please make Smugworth apologize for calling my cat an alley cat who should be flushed down the toilet just fyi this is the cat he heinously insulted 
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Dec 6, 2022 22:10
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:hi Help Desk please make Smugworth apologize for calling my cat an alley cat who should be flushed down the toilet wtf
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Dec 6, 2022 22:11
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smugworth? bro?
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Chicken Butt posted:Can you send us a link to the new-employee orientation video? I want to know what our “mission” and “shared values” are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSyrFuAydD4&t=1s
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Dec 6, 2022 22:14
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That cats fine. Cannot believe what I'm hearing here
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Dec 6, 2022 22:14
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jokes posted:I'd like to learn how to post thanks Please click the below link for the posting FAQ https://www.wikihow.com/Post-a-Thread-on-a-Forum Thanks Ticket closed
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Dec 6, 2022 22:15
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I tried to explain gbs to a woman and I never heard from her again. Please advise.
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Dec 6, 2022 22:28
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it burns weh ni pee ):
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Dec 6, 2022 22:30
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Don't have to pee so much bro that's the only advice I have Sorry it happens to you tho
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Dec 6, 2022 22:32
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:hi Help Desk please make Smugworth apologize for calling my cat an alley cat who should be flushed down the toilet Hey, Willy Fucj yiur cat
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Dec 6, 2022 22:36
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bagmonkey posted:Please click the below link for the posting FAQ Thank you for your response. I have a second question-- I'd like to post in a different flavor, perhaps a mango flavor, is that possible? If not, I guess I'll just go gently caress myself Best,
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Dec 6, 2022 22:41
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How do I learn to love again?
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Dec 6, 2022 22:44
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jokes posted:Thank you for your response. Sorry Mango in not available in the Madrid release. Right now the available posting styles are OP, pig balls, Big Cummies, oblivious late 30s goon, aggro potato, kimchi from costco without two g's and big sams club energy
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Dec 6, 2022 22:50
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N. Senada posted:How do I learn to love again? Hi thanks for waiting I appreciate your patience There is no love, Obama forgot to appropriate money for it in the 2015 budget and it's since dried up, sorry Ticket closed
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alright I'm gonna go take a poo poo for the next hour while everyone on the team wonders where the gently caress I am, see ya
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Dec 6, 2022 22:51
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bagmonkey posted:Sorry Mango in not available in the Madrid release. Right now the available posting styles are OP, pig balls, Big Cummies, oblivious late 30s goon, aggro potato, kimchi from costco without two g's and big sams club energy Big Cummies, thanks
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cum
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Dec 6, 2022 23:29
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Great now I'll have to call someone taking a poo poo to get answer.
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Dec 6, 2022 23:32
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Hello yes I’ve been on this site many years and I cannot find any erotica anymore. Hornyposting with my fellow children of god is all I have left. Plz advise
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Dec 7, 2022 01:10
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N. Senada posted:Hey, Willy jokes posted:Big Cummies, thanks jokes posted:cum THIS!!!
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Where the good threads at aaaahahahahhaha
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Dec 7, 2022 01:16
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bagmonkey posted:Please don't post sexual innuendo in the GBS Help Desk thread Shrek, that's uncalled for See this If Seth was a woman he'd be demodded by now Maybe in a conservatorship 
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Spinz posted:See this ADMIN NOTE: Requester has implied that Seth is a man, resulting in a semantic error. TICKET CLOSED
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Dec 7, 2022 18:21
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But what if I can't just get it to work after my supervisor told me not to touch it? I tried the help desk, now there is customers yelling at ME because the equipment was faulty to begin with. Corporate said they'd fix it...
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Dec 7, 2022 18:33
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Hello I'd like to report to HR that Chinatown keeps giving me swirlies
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working as intended, won'tfix
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