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My butt is sometimes stinky but the poo is shy
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There’s a thing that keeps popping up in the upper right-hand corner of my screen, and it’s different than the thing that was there before. It’s a different color. Why can’t you fix this for me?? Getting very frustrated, this is my sixth time reaching out in four days.
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Dec 7, 2022 19:10
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Chicken Butt posted:There’s a thing that keeps popping up in the upper right-hand corner of my screen, and it’s different than the thing what was there before. It’s a different color. Why can’t you fix this for me?? Getting very frustrated, this is my sixth time reaching out in four days. Get some tape of the right color and put it on the screen. Ticket closed.
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Dec 7, 2022 19:12
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Get some tape of the right color and put it on the screen. Ticket closed. I’d like to speak to your supervisor, please.
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Dec 7, 2022 19:14
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Chicken Butt posted:I’d like to speak to your supervisor, please. Only if I can speak to yours
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Dec 7, 2022 19:16
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Smugworth posted:Hello I'd like to report to HR that Chinatown keeps giving me swirlies Stop being a nerd. Ticket closed.
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Dec 7, 2022 19:27
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Runny poops
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Dec 7, 2022 19:56
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Chinatown posted:Runny poops  Ticket closed!!!
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Dec 7, 2022 20:00
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Dear GBS Help Desk, hey how are you doing?
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Dec 7, 2022 20:16
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I saw that
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my dang posting tubes are clogged again!!!
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Dec 7, 2022 20:20
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Ffffff gotta re-listen to Flip Top Box now, I see where I messed up
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Dec 7, 2022 20:21
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no!!
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heeeelp my posting tubes are back flowing!!!!!!
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Dec 7, 2022 20:47
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Flush 'em like the rest of you're posts
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Dec 7, 2022 20:53
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jokes posted:Dear GBS Help Desk, Just got done taking a poo poo so pretty good
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Dec 7, 2022 21:09
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Toilet clogged again. Need one with that jet flush action boss.
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Dec 7, 2022 21:20
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Dear Mr Desk I hope this service ticket finds you well.
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Dec 7, 2022 21:21
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Hello, Help Desk, I was told I was unfunny 
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Dec 7, 2022 21:24
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All Help Desk Employees: In order to continue to offer the best possible service to our “family” (as we like to call our customers), GBS LLC has decided to replace all of you with AI chatbots. Please pick up a termination packet at the HR desk on your way out this evening. Note: anyone who fails to return their ID card will be charged $25.00. THIS INCLUDES THE LANYARD. Wishing you all the best in your future endeavors,
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Dec 7, 2022 21:27
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Space Kablooey posted:Hello, Help Desk, Hi thanks for reaching out. Every poster here at Something Awful Dot Com's Gay Dead Internet Forums is a terrible, unfunny poster, even the ones who act like they aren't. Hope this helps Ticket closed
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Dec 7, 2022 21:41
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Dear Help Desk esq, It appears I have found myself in quite the quandry and I am reaching out in the hopes that you might ameliorate the very horrible problem I am facing. I have never pleased a woman. That is all. Please help post haste. You will know me by the cheeto dust in my beard. -ManBoyChef
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Dec 7, 2022 23:01
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I need to stick my penis into the internet, help me find the correct port/gateway.
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Help Desk MD, it got worse Best,
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Dec 7, 2022 23:18
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By popular demand posted:I need to stick my penis into the internet, help me find the correct port/gateway. If you're at home your router should have 4 or so penis holes in the back. Any of those are fine. If you don't see them you'll have to purchase a penis-compatible router instead of just using the one your ISP provided. ManBoyChef posted:Dear Help Desk esq, I recommend taking advantage of the penis holes in your router.
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Dec 7, 2022 23:22
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I lost the washing instructions for my posting gloves.
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Dec 8, 2022 00:06
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:
Okay...so I tried this. Now I owe hackers in Bucharest my first and second born children.
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Dec 8, 2022 00:51
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ManBoyChef posted:Okay...so I tried this. Now I owe hackers in Bucharest my first and second born children. Excellent. Now the hackers can help you find a woman to give them their kids. Ticket closed.
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Dec 8, 2022 00:58
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Dear GBS Help Desk, you wouldn't believe it, but it happened to me.
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Dec 8, 2022 01:15
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im all out of drugs help me help desk HELP ME.
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Dec 8, 2022 01:20
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GBS Help Desk GBS, help— desk! GBS, help -desk
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numberoneposter posted:I lost the washing instructions for my posting gloves. You do know those are supposed to be single use, don't be thrifty here as you run the risk of infected posts!
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Dec 8, 2022 01:50
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By popular demand posted:You do know those are supposed to be single use, don't be thrifty here as you run the risk of infected posts! Declan posting gloves? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3902767&userid=0&perpage=40&highlight=posting,gloves&pagenumber=1
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Dec 8, 2022 06:16
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Hi GBS Help Desk, I’ve run out of poop/jizz socks
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Dec 8, 2022 06:32
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Gibbis health desk I have question Pain in assholes is painful how to maked less oanefjl
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Hello do you have a crush on anyone in GBS?
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What combination of hot sauce and alcohol can you recommend to get through this month?
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Dec 8, 2022 14:42
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I found the penis port on the back of my router, but I lack a penis Do I have to buy a new router, or a penis? I'm following all the instructions but it still isn't clear, why wasn't this more user friendly to begin with?
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Okay so your situation is that you got an E-Peen but not the physical module to upload it into. while people today often like to build a custom unit and modify it with a firmware package there's nothing wrong with an off the shelf dilz, just make sure to ask for C.U.M2.6 compatibility as the older models can experience slower data transfer rates.
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