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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Posting from my cyberdeck but it doesn't allow me to make new threads

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Rockin’ my black sunglasses and denim vest over my black t-shirt paired with my black leather pants full of pouches of blank minidiscs ready to steal large-scale information from a public library terminal.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

PITY BONER posted:

loling at this scrub who has never seen Johnny Mnemonic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Y7PCk5LSQ

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown




Insects!!!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
i hacked a library computer once, the password was guest!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
guest!

:razz:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




goin back to the ripperdoc tonight, he’s gonna do another half turn of my dick lengthening screw. scheduled off work tomorrow in case it triggers cyberpsychosis again.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I played cyberpunk on the Xbox I used the hacking to cast spells on guys to kill them and also to jump good and whip the poo poo outta people and cut their arms off with my arms

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown



Bad Purchase posted:

goin back to the ripperdoc tonight, he’s gonna do another half turn of my dick lengthening screw. scheduled off work tomorrow in case it triggers cyberpsychosis again.

Humans! Born useless and helpless, living whether you deserve to live, dying whether you deserve to die, your only purpose in life to spawn more ridiculous animals like yourself. How can you hope to challenge me?

Nooner posted:

I played cyberpunk on the Xbox I used the hacking to cast spells on guys to kill them and also to jump good and whip the poo poo outta people and cut their arms off with my arms

this sounds pretty dope ngl

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Whats the worst cyberpunk book I can possibly read that isn't an intentionally bad gimmick

Altered Carbon was p bad and the Netflix series they made based on the book was even worse

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I spraypainted shoes on my feet...pretty cyberpunk if you ask me.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I got a cybernetic dinger
It's real big but it can't feel anything

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
The smoke from my vape was the color of static from a scrambled Cinemax soft-core porn movie.

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
Johnny Fiveaces, but it's online poker websites.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm probably the closest to an irl cyberpunk person you'll know, and it really boils down to unemployment

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Confused this with steam punk, so putting away the goggles and the top hat.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Szyznyk posted:

Confused this with steam punk, so putting away the goggles and the top hat.

Maybe you should have consulted this helpful guide:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

in the year 2077 robo rich kyanka rules cyberspace and the only man who can stop him walks the streets of neo-minneapolis: his name is fragmaster.

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


don't leave home without your electronic cottage



or your gals pal


but please be careful or your gals pal could fall in love




vintage future cyberpunk problems :argh:

digitalist fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Dec 7, 2022

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

I got a bad Tek module the other day from a back alley chip slinger. Unfortunately I was low on BluCresent health credits, but found an organ legger that would do a swap out for bluebacks so it turned out ok.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFHRDcfreIw

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Whats the worst cyberpunk book I can possibly read that isn't an intentionally bad gimmick

Snow Crash is what you're looking for.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I’m most interested on when I can consult Dr Jones for medical advice

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

you will not believe how bad snow crash is.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Recently I listened an audiobook of it after like 20 years and yup it's pretty bad

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

If i was born in 2077 i wonder if I would still have my foreskin or not

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
Snow Crash was written to make fun of all the overused cyberpunk tropes, so I don't think it qualifies as not being intentionally bad.

Mr.Acula posted:

If i was born in 2077 i wonder if I would still have my foreskin or not
Imagine a future where dudes can get synthetic foreskins. Mine would hang down to my knees, and it would be the stretchy kind of e-skin so I can tie it up and pee in it and it will just inflate like a water balloon.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They just install a cyberskin on your brand new cyberdong. It's got LEDs and everything.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

laserghost posted:

Ready player one

Man I really dont wanna read that

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Brother Tadger posted:

Altered Carbon was p bad and the Netflix series they made based on the book was even worse

Oh this sounds like a good bet

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I have an oled display tattoed onto my chest and my hads are shaped like playstation controllers, i work in akihabara as a human emulation device.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Does having a plate for part of my skull count. Am I cyber now guys???

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
If anyone likes Cyberpunk 2077, Mike Pondsmith said in an interview that the book that inspired him the most while creating the pen and paper game was Hardwired by Walter Jon Williams. The trilogy is an easy read because of his style and how the stories are laid out. If you go into the books with knowledge of the Cyberpunk series, you'll immediately start seeing Pondsmith's inspirational sources.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Literally A Person posted:

Does having a plate for part of my skull count. Am I cyber now guys???

I have a radio tracker in my tits and I wish I was joking. It even came with a card to register on some website with all my personal information.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Literally A Person posted:

Does having a plate for part of my skull count. Am I cyber now guys???

can u play DOOM on it?? :ninja:

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
'don't worry' I snicker 'they'll listen to Reason'

~breaks out bluetooth speakers with chrome ULTIMO RATIO REGUM 3d-printed across the top~


'time to go full Gargoyle'

~snaps down Meta Quest 2 goggles~

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Elentor posted:

I have a radio tracker in my tits and I wish I was joking. It even came with a card to register on some website with all my personal information.

It's a plot

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Elentor posted:

I have a radio tracker in my tits and I wish I was joking. It even came with a card to register on some website with all my personal information.

This is Busty Bosom on the CB telling all you lonely cybertruckers out there that you’re cumin’ in clean on my nipple receivers, over

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Grinding gears screech as I seductively wiggle my tin eyebrow

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