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1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

I can post badly using VR

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I can play mixtapes with my buttcrack. :sexarse:

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

My lower jaw is like 3% titanium. :awesomelon:

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Mr.Acula posted:

If i was born in 2077 i wonder if I would still have my foreskin or not

You will have a digital foreskin that you connect to web 5.0 with

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

ManBoyChef posted:

You will have a digital foreskin that you connect to web 5.0 with

The foreskin is locked out by the corpos unless you pay your subscription.

I know a guy who can hack the firmware, but it's a pretty dodgy thing and extremely painful.

It also voids the warranty.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Which build tree has the foreskin whip mod

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Web 5.0 is too raw can I buy a dlc to remove the cyberskin

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Elentor posted:

I have a radio tracker in my tits and I wish I was joking. It even came with a card to register on some website with all my personal information.

Well at least now you can find them if you misplace one

Nooner posted:

can u play DOOM on it?? :ninja:

Just pong :(

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlj_GeKniA

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Why, what the gently caress, who hacked my cyberdick? This ain't cool.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Deki posted:

Why, what the gently caress, who hacked my cyberdick? This ain't cool.

I hacked your cybereyes to know what you are doing at all times and activate massive erection of the cyberdick at the most inappropriate times, and go to turtle mode when you want to use it.

This ruins your political career attempt.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTfGGl1mWVs

New video of this game just dropped, but you know it's never going to be released.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



My shirt has technology in it that changes color when it gets slightly warm. Its extremely cyberpunk.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

PITY BONER posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTfGGl1mWVs

New video of this game just dropped, but you know it's never going to be released.

Sector D’s nutz

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I don't think hanging out with Keanu Reeves is cyberpunk, but I bet it's fun. :kiddo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE5L3WVIGW8

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I have a pair of very cyberpunk shoes that have a slot on the side that holds exactly two servings of beef jerky

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGzseVQPFs

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The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Elentor posted:

I'm probably the closest to an irl cyberpunk person you'll know, and it really boils down to unemployment

NGL the first thing I thought when I saw the thread title was “paging Elentor.”

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