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teen witch posted:Fun fact, his name is Count Alfred Chocula Wow no poo poo? I’m gonna look him up. My therapist says I should confront my fears. 
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god please help me posted:Can I list instead the few that I am sure could beat 50 percent of the time? I think that would be a shorter list. I'm guessing you've just eaten breakfast cereal and are overconfident due to the sugar high.
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Dec 7, 2022 11:32
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Tony The Tiger could lift me off the ground by the neck with one hand, grab a box of Frosties with the other, rip it open with his teeth, serve it in a bowl with milk and then just fully slam my face into it, submerging it in its sweet sugary embrace. He'd hold my head in the alabaster depths until I was drowning in its vitamin reinforced richness, then pull me out at the edge of consciousness, only to repeat it until the bowl was drained. Then he'd let me regain my footing, dazed and confused and just on the edge of lucidity, tears in my eyes and he'd whip the empty bowl into my face, full force, shattering it all over the kitchen Then he'd snarl and demand I clean it up from my prone position on the floor, shards of ceramic surrounding his beastly paws, and when I reach for the final piece he'd violently just, just curbstomp me into the ground, just gently caress me up real good, just Then I'd come back to consciousness and there'd just be a red bandana with an autographed picture inside
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Dec 7, 2022 12:28
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The Cookie Crisp cop could shoot me and get away with it, but only if he thinks I'm a minority.
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Dec 7, 2022 21:41
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I figured I could at least take Cap’n Crunch, but he looks a little more psychotic with every new package redesign 
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Dec 7, 2022 22:34
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DamnCanadian posted:I figured I could at least take Cap’n Crunch, but he looks a little more psychotic with every new package redesign Cap'n crunch is a war hero. He's seen good men die right before his eyes. Ain't nobody gonna take him on
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Dec 7, 2022 22:43
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anyone remember that cereal from the nineties that was like two cereals? It was nintendo. One side was Mario Brothers the other side was Zelda. If you had to fight both at once in some sort of smash brothers ultimate situation I could see one working your body while the other would be jumping on your head or something. You might get stabbed too. Im sure you would at least poo poo your pants.
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Dec 7, 2022 22:54
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Cap'n Crunch has canonically killed pirates with his blunderbuss. So I'll just walk the plank and take my chances with the sharks. gently caress as I think about it I can't think of a single cereal mascot that wouldn't tear my rear end to shreds. Even the magical flying raisen scoops would gently caress my poo poo up.
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Dec 7, 2022 23:06
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Frankenberry would immediately hoist me into the air and spit me into two parts through my midsection.
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Dec 7, 2022 23:19
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This motherfucker here though. You got captain crunch roaming the seas and then this bastard constantly dive bombing you every time you leave your house... all you wanted was breakfast...but you got so much more.
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Dec 8, 2022 02:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI
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Dec 8, 2022 03:46
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ManBoyChef posted:This motherfucker here though. You got captain crunch roaming the seas and then this bastard constantly dive bombing you every time you leave your house... show some respect. you'd be eating Graf Schokula for breakfast if it weren't for this guy
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Dec 8, 2022 04:36
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the cookie crisp cop wouldn't hesitate to use the state's monopoly on violence against you
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Dec 8, 2022 04:39
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Vitamin Charged free magic blow pipe Should probably buy one....
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Dec 8, 2022 05:14
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If you couldn't beat the Trix Rabbit's rear end then gently caress you
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Dec 8, 2022 06:38
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Shinjobi posted:If you couldn't eat the Trix Rabbit's rear end then gently caress you
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Dec 8, 2022 09:25
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Trix Rabbit suddenly unenthused about own cereal line, renames self to Lix
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Dec 8, 2022 10:38
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LL_Ghoul_J posted:Frute Brute brutalizes me with fruit Frute Brute is actually THE BRUTE from Two Worlds' headcanon
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Dec 8, 2022 10:55
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LL_Ghoul_J posted:Frute Brute brutalizes me with fruit Frute Brutes' Foote Up My Poope Chute
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Dec 8, 2022 10:56
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Saalkin posted:I think I could take count Chocula. nerdy little bitch. he's not even a real vampire he just lies about it so he can get that goth pussy. by the time im done with him he's gonna be called Count Cockula and he's going to say "i vant to suck your cock"
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Dec 8, 2022 11:12
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randy moss would gently caress my poo poo all the way up i could take doug flutie tho
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Dec 8, 2022 14:21
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Dig’em Frog has a giant spoon. I don’t.
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Dec 8, 2022 14:43
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Thankfully the Honeycomb mascot would die of DTs before it could do anything to anyone.
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Dec 8, 2022 14:50
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The dick tremors are no joke.
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Dec 8, 2022 14:53
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Fun answer: Fred and Barney put their differences aside and beat me to death with sacks of fruity pebbles, because they're god-damned cave men with red-in-tooth-and-claw violence for souls. Realistic answer: Honey nut Cheerios honey bee takes me out in the usual murder/suicide pact I have with bees. Yeah your cereal helps fight heart disease, sure, but unless the prize inside is an EpiPen I'm hosed.
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