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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > describe to me in detail which breakfast cereal mascot can kick your ass, and why
 
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BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


 Fun answer: Fred and Barney put their differences aside and beat me to death with sacks of fruity pebbles, because they're god-damned cave men with red-in-tooth-and-claw violence for souls.

Realistic answer: Honey nut Cheerios honey bee takes me out in the usual murder/suicide pact I have with bees. Yeah your cereal helps fight heart disease, sure, but unless the prize inside is an EpiPen I'm hosed.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > describe to me in detail which breakfast cereal mascot can kick your ass, and why