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Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




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Tony The Tiger could lift me off the ground by the neck with one hand, grab a box of Frosties with the other, rip it open with his teeth, serve it in a bowl with milk and then just fully slam my face into it, submerging it in its sweet sugary embrace.

He'd hold my head in the alabaster depths until I was drowning in its vitamin reinforced richness, then pull me out at the edge of consciousness, only to repeat it until the bowl was drained. Then he'd let me regain my footing, dazed and confused and just on the edge of lucidity, tears in my eyes and he'd whip the empty bowl into my face, full force, shattering it all over the kitchen

Then he'd snarl and demand I clean it up from my prone position on the floor, shards of ceramic surrounding his beastly paws, and when I reach for the final piece he'd violently just, just curbstomp me into the ground, just gently caress me up real good, just

Then I'd come back to consciousness and there'd just be a red bandana with an autographed picture inside

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Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




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Trix Rabbit suddenly unenthused about own cereal line, renames self to Lix

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




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LL_Ghoul_J posted:

Frute Brute brutalizes me with fruit

Frute Brutes' Foote Up My Poope Chute

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