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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

FutonForensic posted:

I'm not eating the loving pie

I wil lMAKE you eat the pie. I have a machine that makes people eat the pie. Imagine this:



BUT IT'S PIE

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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
if you made better pies you wouldn't have to force them on anyone, op

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Voice of Labor posted:

if you made better pies you wouldn't have to force them on anyone, op

Force? I merely suggest.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Literally A Person posted:

Force? I merely suggest.


Literally A Person posted:

I wil lMAKE you eat the pie.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

That was in jest.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Literally A Person posted:

That was in jest.
It's spelled ingest, dummy.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Slugworth posted:

It's spelled ingest, dummy.

Ingest? Nice $3 word there, College Boy

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I assume that pie you were making earlier must be in the oven by now and will be ready in under an hour?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I assume that pie you were making earlier must be in the oven by now and will be ready in under an hour?

Chilling the crust. What? You want lovely unchilled crust??

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
there's a hair in that second slice you suggested I eat at knife point also you just used canned blue berries as filling and it's mostly syrup and it's pretty bad

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Smugworth posted:

I don't like pie
Unless it's poontang pie :twisted:

The Rock said this on tv, and my little brother would always yell it during thanksgiving. I think he was 10 or 12

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Literally A Person posted:

Chilling the crust. What? You want lovely unchilled crust??

What I want is a pie. What I'm going to get is nothing.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Is it made out of people?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Doctor J Off posted:

Is it made out of people?

No, but, the USDA does allow for as much as 1 part per 1,000 of "unknown substances" in prepackaged foods and I plan on puting saran wrap on this bad boy.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What I want is a pie. What I'm going to get is nothing.

Rolling that bottom dough. Gonna go for the blind bake.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Looks like it's time to eat some humble pie

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Looks like it's time to eat some cow pie

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
But I don't want to be a pie!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Literally A Person posted:

Rolling that bottom dough. Gonna go for the blind bake.

Hoo boy I can't wait to sink my teeth into that pie which is surely ready by now.

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


What’s the table, plate, and cutlery situation here? Is this an comfortable and rejuvenating pie eating situation or are you handing this to me on a napkin on a street corner?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Chrome too

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Can I have a pie thats actually just shaving cream in a pie tin? TIA

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Hello Machine posted:

But I don't want to be a pie!

Literally A Pie

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.
How much horse laxative is in it

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
It has been left wide open that we might be getting served cow pies. I'm on to you OP. :mad:

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Always blow on the pie. Safer communities together.

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


Yvershek posted:

It has been left wide open that we might be getting served cow pies. I'm on to you OP. :mad:

But he made the pie? Is op a cow??? :confused:

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
If you get a cow pie you can always use it as a frisbee

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Hoo boy I can't wait to sink my teeth into that pie which is surely ready by now.

Harvesting organically grown but conventionally harvested fruit to make the filling. What? You want lovely supermarket fruit????

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Don't worry homie I've spent a lot of time making pies from scratch that nobody wanted.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Literally A Person posted:

Harvesting organically grown but conventionally harvested fruit to make the filling. What? You want lovely supermarket fruit????

Yeah that's what I thought. You're no pie man. You're not even a pie boy.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

thinking to make a homemade cheesecake and also make the neufchatel for it as i used to do many years ago for dessert for christmas dinner this year. and as we all know cheesecake is basically a pie

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I hope the filling is deep. Not some wipe of filling and an inch of airgap.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Did OP make fork marks in the crust so we know it is homemade?

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Literally A Person posted:

Harvesting organically grown but conventionally harvested fruit to make the filling. What? You want lovely supermarket fruit????



Funky See Funky Do posted:

Yeah that's what I thought. You're no pie man. You're not even a pie boy.

Yeah! Eat a dick pie boy!

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Literally A Person posted:

I wil lMAKE you eat the pie. I have a machine that makes people eat the pie. Imagine this:



BUT IT'S PIE

Getting the strangest boner right now

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I'll eat the pie if it's apple

Don't put the cheese on top though

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The pie is a lie.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



how many USB ports does the pie have? is it scalable?

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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I am throwing it straight in the garbage where it belongs.

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