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Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



I'm already floating my way over to your windowsill LAP, lured in by the smell

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covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Does it have many berries? I'm doing the low berry diet right now.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its packed with dingle berries

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

covidstomper58 posted:

Does it have many berries? I'm doing the low berry diet right now.

The filling is literally one gigantic berry, yes.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



edit. gently caress I went big and failed.

ManBoyChef fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Dec 9, 2022

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I have a fatal allergy to one specific food I refuse to disclose but gently caress it I’ll eat the pie, it’s probably fine.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You know what op? That looks like a really nice pie. To throw in a clowns face. At the circus. :smuggo:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You know what op? That looks like a really nice pie. To throw in a clowns face. At the circus. :smuggo:

And that clown? Albert Einstein.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
And everybody stood up and clapped

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i taste the goatmeal

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Treecko posted:

And everybody stood up and clapped

Because in the end, it was a circus and only a loving rear end in a top hat doesn't clap at the circus.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Literally A Person posted:

The filling is literally one gigantic berry, yes.

That's fine I can have 3 berries a day. 5 on a cheat day.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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covidstomper58 posted:

That's fine I can have 3 berries a day. 5 on a cheat day.

drat you on that Fatkins poo poo? :thunkher:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

And that clown? Albert Einstein.

No YOUR the special r-relativity. :colbert:

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

drat you on that Fatkins poo poo? :thunkher:

No, it's the Drew Berryless diet, it really works. See they found out their uncle had diverticulosis and they shouldn't eat berries otherwise they'd fart up a storm. I noticed the same thing when I'd eat 4 sugar free cough drops in a day or eat a whole bunch of berries for breakfast. It turns out it's the exact same symptoms. Just eat less than 4 berries or sugar free cough drops in a day.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Nooner posted:

OP is my cherry pie but not sexy like the warrant song, more like one of those lovely off brand fruit pies that they sell for $.33 by the cash register at the lovely market you don't like going to because all the produce sucks and the bread somehow always goes moldy after 2 days even though the use-by date is still a week and a half away, but it's close to your house so you go anyway

Put it in the fridge, rookie

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I will eat that pie. I will eat that pie so hard. I will go at that pie like it's Japan and I'm Godzilla. I will do things to that pie that will make you regret ever asking me to eat that pie. After you witness the utter devastation I unleash on that pie, you will need to call an emergency meeting with your pastor to discuss the biblical implications of what you have just seen. After hearing this, he will leave the cloth, and you will be left a dusty husk of a person, bent and broken under the weight of your foiled pie shenanigans.

You will rue the day you ever involved me in one of your piece schemes. You shall, nay WILL, be hoisted on your own pietard.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hey you know what? If any of you guys want pie, just say “creampie me”! :haibrow:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I;m thinkin about thos pies

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



can you inject the insulin directly into my pie? I appreciate it friend. I'll be over at three. I'll bring my VHS copy of Speed 2.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm gonna gently caress the pie

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

I'm gonna gently caress the pie

YOU loving FOOL SOMEONE POSTED THAT ALREADY DO YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE THREAD LORE YOU loving CRAZED INDIVIDUAL

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Literally A Person posted:

YOU loving FOOL SOMEONE POSTED THAT ALREADY DO YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE THREAD LORE YOU loving CRAZED INDIVIDUAL

sloppy seconds :sludgepal:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

sloppy seconds :sludgepal:

:hmmyes:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

sloppy seconds :sludgepal:

Sicky.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


You can have a piece too bruh

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

You can have a piece too bruh

Ew. No.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe
Please sir may I have some more- OF THAT DELICIOUS PIE??
WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!!

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

You didn't use any Crisco in the crust did you? Because I'm doing the Criscut thing right now.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



are we gunna be able to get this pie up to 88mph or are we just loving around here?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I think by now the pie might be expired...now sure if I want it anymore

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

YOURE NOT MY MANAGER YOU CANT MAKE ME

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



numberoneposter posted:

YOURE NOT MY MANAGER YOU CANT MAKE ME

That's it. This is the last time. You are off the schedule. Turn in your nametag and apron. Clear out your locker.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Anybody got a fresh slice of poontang pie?? I'm HUNGRY!! :razzy:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Anybody got a fresh slice of poontang pie?? I'm HUNGRY!! :razzy:

Ew. Icky.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


:cheeky: :qirex:

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