Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Smugworth posted:

Wonder how many permabans will result from this thread

mods verifying poster gender now to assess whether horny posts are legal or not

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




hot cocoa on the couch posted:

mods verifying poster gender now to assess whether horny posts are legal or not

I firmly believe horny posting is gender-neutral, thank you very much.

Just keep the explicit stuff under spoilers/not embedded, use tags, and absolutely no pedo poo poo (which I think should be obvious).

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Blue Footed Booby posted:

lol

I was trying to find the most obnoxious picture I could, ideally in that stupid meow-meow pose, but I was taking too much psychic damage sifting through statues of obviously underage girls in inappropriate attire.

Turns out anime figurines are bad. Who knew

Me. I knew.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Smugworth posted:

Wonder how many permabans will result from this thread

Not sure about the people posting :nws: stuff behind spoiler tags, but all of the characters posted itt are over 18.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Infidel Castro posted:

I firmly believe horny posting is gender-neutral, thank you very much.

Just keep the explicit stuff under spoilers/not embedded, use tags, and absolutely no pedo poo poo (which I think should be obvious).

lol that people had to turn this wholesome thread into some kind of pervertitorium.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Also I think they stop being "figurines" when they're literally taller than an average adult human.

Like that nutting cowboy is almost twice my own height.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Literally A Person posted:

lol that people had to turn this wholesome thread into some kind of pervertitorium.

lol. :gb2gbs:

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
POST-WAR AND CONTEMPORARY (AFTERNOON SESSION)

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




FIX SIGNS posted:

POST-WAR AND CONTEMPORARY (AFTERNOON SESSION)

Makes you wonder if there are any pre-war big titty anime figurines.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



I. M. Gei posted:

Also I think they stop being "figurines" when they're literally taller than an average adult human.

Like that nutting cowboy is almost twice my own height.

That's a lot more cum than I ever thought.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Infidel Castro posted:

Makes you wonder if there are any pre-war big titty anime figurines.

Actually all titties were A cups before the war. It was why Unit 731 existed. They were working day and night to develop big titty anime figurines. They pretty much got them up to Cs. After the war the US kept working tirelessly on the project in tandem with some of the scientists from Unit 731to get us to the size you see now.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Big titties blow as much as a nuclear bomb, don't recommend

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Infidel Castro posted:

Makes you wonder if there are any pre-war big titty anime figurines.

Like that mermaid figurine in The Lighthouse

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Infidel Castro posted:

Makes you wonder if there are any pre-war big titty anime figurines.

How pre war we talking, and how big the titties?

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Blue Footed Booby posted:

How pre war we talking, and how big the titties?


no thigh highs / cat ears. 0/10

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe


Greek Mythology was pretty much anime right?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Dang she looks pretty good considering she's been eroded for so long

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Blue Footed Booby posted:

How pre war we talking, and how big the titties?


plz dont dox me thanks

Moai Ou
May 18, 2004

WE LOVE SHOOTING GAMES!


Fun Shoe
These anime titties will take your eye out if you're not careful:

:nws::nws:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

bossy lady posted:

no thigh highs / cat ears. 0/10

Cat ears, you say?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Cat ears, you say?


I don’t see no titties

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I don’t see no titties

They were eroded away by time. This is a vintage catgirl, 35-40 thousand years old

Edit: here we go

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Blue Footed Booby posted:

They were eroded away by time.

You hate to see it

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
They must have been more of a face kinda guy

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



people just had better imaginations back then.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
All that cat head and titties, no real legs to stand on. Gonna topple over at any moment.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Update: haven't found an anime girl to harass. While they are all over the internet, they are shockingly hard to find in real life.

I tried leaving a hamburger on the ground to lure them but crows came and started eating it. I didn't try to fight them off because they were really big.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Update: haven't found an anime girl to harass. While they are all over the internet, they are shockingly hard to find in real life.

I tried leaving a hamburger on the ground to lure them but crows came and started eating it. I didn't try to fight them off because they were really big.

did any of the crows have big tiddies?

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021

Blue Footed Booby posted:

How pre war we talking, and how big the titties?


Pretty sure I fought this thing in one of the MegaTen games.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

How pre war we talking, and how big the titties?


big bottom titties

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My wife likes anime

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Update: haven't found an anime girl to harass. While they are all over the internet, they are shockingly hard to find in real life.

I tried leaving a hamburger on the ground to lure them but crows came and started eating it. I didn't try to fight them off because they were really big.

Please keep us informed of your attempts. I read in some journals that you may need to do a mating cry to lure them out of hiding.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

ManBoyChef posted:

did any of the crows have big tiddies?

Turns out there's a bird called a crow tit. They live in Korea

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Blue Footed Booby posted:

Turns out there's a bird called a crow tit


Doesn't look that big to me

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Infidel Castro posted:

Doesn't look that big to me

Best I can do is this Etsy page :nws:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Big thread tibbies

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Lemon tits

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

My wife likes anime

condolences

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



man that crow....gotta totally....look at it....one handed.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
scantily clad figures doing yoga is more my cup of tea
:nws::nws:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply