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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Palm trees in the snow.
 
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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

 I dislike palm trees because they have very sharp spikes along the stems of their fronds. You’d better have some thick-rear end gloves if you’re trying to clean up after these bastard hell fuckers of the tree world. In the depths of winter, you may be having romantic dreams of wandering along a palm-lined tropical beach in flip-flops, but you’re gonna get a reality check right quick when you trip over some of their droppings.

DPPH = Don’t Plant Palms Here

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Palm trees in the snow.