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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Round like a ball, repelled by horseshoes

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Emmanuel Macron

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Someone who looks at “genocide shouldn’t happen at all” and “genocide is awesome let’s do more” and finds a middle ground between those two positions.

They don’t think you should eradicate all native people. But you should get an allotted amount every year with a licence fee.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Hobbits

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
What do you mean this slight inconvenience is not literal violence? loving centrists, worse than the far right in many ways

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
Someone who simply cannot be defeated on the chessboard of logic and free thinking. :smuggo:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Someone who doesn't vote for the Ds hard enough to get anything done

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

"Sure, the flare-ups of all these symptoms suck really bad and I hate them...but the disease is just so wonderful that I couldn't possibly start to get rid of it"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Somebody who can balance a lever in the middle

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/881161169469403137?s=20&t=97xW2dj6fapGwxeg48h1YQ

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
It’s me, I’m the centrist, I’m the guy who saw a civil war documentary as a kid and said “Never again”. Not kidding, would commit suicide if there were another one and it came within 100 miles from me. Well, that’s wrong too, I would just flee. Whatever. I’ve got the soul of a poet, not a warrior.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit

Nigmaetcetera posted:

It’s me, I’m the centrist, I’m the guy who saw a civil war documentary as a kid and said “Never again”. Not kidding, would commit suicide if there were another one and it came within 100 miles from me. Well, that’s wrong too, I would just flee. Whatever. I’ve got the soul of a poet, not a warrior.

Warriors can be poets, too. Stop picking sides- and you call yourself a centrist....

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
Personally I just wish everyone would stop arguing and complaining all the time! Especially about things I don't care about! I just want a nice world where I can do what I want and everyone else shuts up and does what they're told, is that so wrong?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I do a little fistpump when a sports match ends in a tie

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Warriors can be poets, too. Stop picking sides- and you call yourself a centrist....

I should have been more specific, I have the soul of a pacifist poet who was kicked out of the Quakers and the Universalist Unitarians for being too much of a pussy.

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Dec 10, 2022

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
I consider myself to be normal. Being normal is important to me! I am a normal person, not some weirdo! Just an average, every-day, completely NORMAL person.

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

Never met an opinion I didn't like!

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

Politics is a sucker's game. It's a tug of war, but I'd rather be the rope!

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I just don't know what to think anymore! Right or wrong, left or right? F it Im sitting right here.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I just wanna grill

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

mutantIke posted:

What is a centrist? A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Great now I have to re-listen to that album too

But maybe I shouldnt....

gently caress yeah I will

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Treecko posted:

Great now I have to re-listen to that album too

But maybe I shouldnt....

gently caress yeah I will

Great Milenko, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
We soak the mush from bleeding chests
Our wings they need-a-fixin
We swarm the oven's open jaw
Our talons spread wide, glisten
We coax the Father's tenderness
From neath his chin unshaved
And smash him way upside the head
For all the souls he's saved

(Chorus)
And we buried him in the shallows
And we buried him far and wide
And he swayed some more from the gallows
Of the bitter cold countryside

Well he came from the great big city
To instill in us shrunken brows
And he came without any rifles
Any chickens, pigs, or cows

And he came on Sunday morning
On the coldest day of the year
But we don't want no uninvited
City slickers to come 'round here

(Chorus)

And he came with a badge of courage
And a book and a bag of gold
And he rode in on a white pony
That Ol' Bobby Wiley eventually sold

And he came a-preachin' Jesus
Fearing God, goodwill and hope
Then he loosened up his collar
And I said "Floyd....get a rope"

Then we hung him from the rafters
And we lynched him in the barn
Then we wrapped him from head to toe
With some of Aunt Opal's finest yarn

Then we chopped him into six pieces
Two arms, two legs and a head
And his mid-section made a fine table
Next to Jimmy-O-Wilkinson's bed

And his toes now creep in the river
And his fingers they tickle the corn
And his skull flies high in the hemlock....
From dusk till the early morn

(Chorus)

So let this be a warnin'
To you God fearin' urban scum
If you wanna live in the country
We're gonna show you how it's done!

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
It's a perfect album to express GBS.

Funny, not too serious

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Communism? Dunno I like equal worker rights but not really the famines or eventual dictatorship.

Nazism? Dunno I like the roads and brutalism but not really the genocides or eventual dictatorship

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I love communes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Archer666 posted:

Communism? Dunno I like equal worker rights but not really the famines or eventual dictatorship.

Nazism? Dunno I like the roads and brutalism but not really the genocides or eventual dictatorship

there is an in between.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
In between my but cheeks

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

precision posted:

In between my but cheeks

yes, that is the Republican Party

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
When I design my cities for my fantasy setting . I always make sure to include a rich district and a poor district. A benevolent king watches over them all.

My loyal band of heroes ensures that the kings reign is long and just and we keep the dark tide of ne'er do wells at bay.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Zeniel posted:

When I design my cities for my fantasy setting . I always make sure to include a rich district and a poor district. A benevolent king watches over them all.

My loyal band of heroes ensures that the kings reign is long and just and we keep the dark tide of ne'er do wells at bay.

the key word here is fantasy

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

the key word here is fantasy

If only I could live in my own fantasies, where me and my friends bravely uphold the status quo.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The very center of the Goatse rear end in a top hat. :rms:

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
"Best British blues-rock band? Probably Status Quo, but I don't like to choose."

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Icochet posted:

I do a little fistpump when a sports match ends in a tie

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