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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Party In My Diapee posted:

The captain that wins the coin toss can choose which goal to attack first, right? So why don't anyone ever say "actually, i want to be on the other side for the first half" causing everyone to move to the other side?

it happens occasionally

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UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Portugal coach needs to trim his nose hairs

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
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drat Morocco smooth moves

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

UnfurledSails posted:

Portugal coach needs to trim his nose hairs

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
I would sell my soul for an ARG-POR final where a Ronaldo-less Portugal wins lol

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Vintersorg posted:

drat Morocco smooth moves

They sure do play pretty.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
*Whistles*

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Empty seats.

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


Moroc sure likes to defend

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
This will go to penalties as well

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

poty posted:

isn't there a ref from qatar that can get the nod as a last "thank you for the money" from fifa

He reffed the Wales USA match to get that out the way, not that he would do any worse than yesterday's performance

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
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Her Dryer posted:

This will go to penalties as well

Ronaldo will come on and fall down in the box to make sure this doesn’t happen

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


poty posted:

isn't there a ref from qatar that can get the nod as a last "thank you for the money" from fifa

I suspect Al-Jassim has been penciled in for the third place game for a while but that is true, they could give him the final! That would be fun

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

goatface posted:

Empty seats.

Actually the stadiums are full didn’t you know

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

goatface posted:

Empty seats.

It’s so annoying how the empty seats and the guys in thawbs look basically the same lol

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

It’s so annoying how the empty seats and the guys in thawbs look basically the same lol

It's almost like it's by design!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

There's no way the two matches today will be as interesting as yesterday, but I can dream.

Let's go Morocco

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
Morocco actually shot towards goal!

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
crazy stat: no opposing player has scored against morocco yet. their one goal against was an own goal

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

poty posted:

crazy stat: no opposing player has scored against morocco yet. their one goal against was an own goal

Morocco are the new Greece right down to owning Portugal and making Ronald cry. I Believe

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Morroco sure are nice to watch when they get on the ball

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Oof

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

It’s so annoying how the empty seats and the guys in thawbs look basically the same lol

it owns actually

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Bono cradling Bruno like a baby

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Leave bono alone

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
didnt realize portugal was playing in white till i saw the b. fernandes shirt lmao

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

we're like three weeks into this tournament and i'm still not entirely sure what a defensive line break is

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


At the beginning of the game I was thinking that Portugal don't know how to play without the ball but they sure seem to be taking it back pretty frequently now.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

ilmucche posted:

we're like three weeks into this tournament and i'm still not entirely sure what a defensive line break is

I don't know what possession in contest is and I will ban+30 anyone who tries to explain it to me

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Lol what

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

the sex ghost posted:

I don't know what possession in contest is and I will ban+30 anyone who tries to explain it to me

It’s describing the Qatar medical authorities holding Grant Wahl’s body

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

the sex ghost posted:

I don't know what possession in contest is and I will ban+30 anyone who tries to explain it to me

possession in what?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
you don't see a lot of defenders thinking about protecting their balls outside free kicks

good fundamentals from morocco

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
c'mon Maroc you gotta do better than that

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Absolute skyer

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

ilmucche posted:

we're like three weeks into this tournament and i'm still not entirely sure what a defensive line break is
It’s the imaginary line your defenders stand along. What’s there not to understand.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

TheRat posted:

possession in what?

There's possession for both teams and then a bit in the middle of the bar that says in contest like there's parts of the game where there is no one in possession. it's not right

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I thought hand balls was illegal?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

lmao

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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Vegetable posted:

It’s the imaginary line your defenders stand along. What’s there not to understand.

And then the defenders take that imaginary line and break it!

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