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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

2 red cups. Half Seagram 7 and half Diet Coke.

You?

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I go to Supercuts, personally.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
i huff sulfur hexafluoride gas until i sound like andre the giant, then phone up record labels and college radio stations and kick chali 2na lyrics to the receptionists

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just booze until it feels right.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

One whiskey ginger, and one rail of nice Colombian blow. Now that’s a good start to the night.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

hell yeah

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
Mineral water and black coffee, sativa, egg bacon cheese, mimosa, danish and black coffee, 6 lines of cocaine, eleven minutes of recitation from the king james bible, gas station dick pills, gasoline fumes, indica, authentic panties from a japanese vending machine, the crucial first nut, more cocaine, fentanyl, more mineral water and coffee, and a cigarette

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Cuervo gold

Fine Colombian

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Real talk rn I’m sipping mai tai, owns bones make yourself some orgeat

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

taser -> balls

Skankhunt42
Oct 9, 2016

Some men just want to watch the world burn...
If we're talking a quiet night in, a couple of gravity bong rips and a bottle of Gekkeikan Sake.

But if we're partying, four points of molly, jack and coke, and all the bud I can find.

If we want to talk to god, two hits of acid and plenty of bud. (Bonus points for the kaleidoscope glasses and multicolored light bulbs.)

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

gently caress me I miss Molly and music festivals

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw9azZmLxtw

e:f,b

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Skankhunt42 posted:

If we're talking a quiet night in, a couple of gravity bong rips and a bottle of Gekkeikan Sake.

But if we're partying, four points of molly, jack and coke, and all the bud I can find.

If we want to talk to god, two hits of acid and plenty of bud. (Bonus points for the kaleidoscope glasses and multicolored light bulbs.)

Let’s party

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


A freezing cold Mickey's and a bowl is good enough for me. I'm a cheap date

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Love to have a pint every once in a while.

I only drink vodka hence why I keep it to once in a while.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Alcohol and good blow.

Alas, those days have passed.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A marijuana in every orifice

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Chinatown posted:

Alcohol and good blow.

Alas, those days have passed.

truth

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Beezin’ is where it’s at. Just apply Burt’s Bees lip balm to your eyelids.

*I just heard about this today and have no idea whether it is real or works at all.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

11 cafecitos.

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
buzz buzz, the bee from the future.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Skål you fuckers





Don’t doxx me as someone who likes angostura a lot thank u I just like the gentian vibe frfr!!!

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I go to Supercuts, personally.

As bugs bunny would say “what a maroon.”

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Piggy Smalls posted:

As bugs bunny would say “what a maroon.”

I resemble that remark.

I'm also not going to divulge what the best buzz is for fear of leading other people down the wrong path. Namaste.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.
Buzz.


Neil Young posted:

Anyway, we're in this hotel room (harmonica), we're trying some honey-slides, you know....You know what a honey-slide is? (voice from audience: Yes!) Honey-slide, mmmmmmn!
...
Just heat that honey up until it's slippery, you know, and mix that grass with it, you know the fine grass that you've cooked up just until it started to smoke and you took it off, mix those together and you get a spoon you know (voices from the audience and laughter).

I think you should eat it after that. Just eat a little of it, you know, maybe a spoonful or two, you'll be surprised, it just makes you feel fine... (laughter)

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Massive blood loss and a cigarette

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Diet soda and booze is the drink of psychopaths, OP

Look I'm not making any accusations I'm just saying maybe you don't want to keep such company because boy it doesn't look good

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
https://youtu.be/fUgzv-8_EMc

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Why do so many of you do cocaine? loving degenerates.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Much as I like to party with the liquor and the nose clams, these days my go-to is just a big 0.5mL dose of indica oil.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

Mr_Companie posted:

Mineral water and black coffee, sativa, egg bacon cheese, mimosa, danish and black coffee, 6 lines of cocaine, eleven minutes of recitation from the king james bible, gas station dick pills, gasoline fumes, indica, authentic panties from a japanese vending machine, the crucial first nut, more cocaine, fentanyl, more mineral water and coffee, and a cigarette

But you’ll have to poo poo after all that coffee.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Sucrose posted:

But you’ll have to poo poo after all that coffee.

I wonder if that's a reference to that list of daily intake of Huntet S Thompson by his wife or an assistant. It was a heroic dose of booze food and blow. The man was a legend.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jig­gers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


As with all people in the UK i like to start the day with a cup of Tea. This consists of 125mls of fresh brewed tea with half a litre of baileys. If you're hardcore you can double up the tea andnuse brandy, whisky or bourbon instead.

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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



60mg MAL and all the K I can sniff

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