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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I like a couple whiskies and enough weed where I can't smoke it all in the session. So like a lot.

Canadian whiskey preferably but I'll take a bourbon or scotch.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i like to pound 5 shirley temples and the n see how fast i can ride my motorcycle around dead mans curve

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

12 White Claw Surge
As many chicken wings as I can eat
An entire bottle of Pedialyte before bed
Another entire bottle of Pedialyte when I wake up

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Drone_Fragger posted:

As with all people in the UK i like to start the day with a cup of Tea. This consists of 125mls of fresh brewed tea with half a litre of baileys. If you're hardcore you can double up the tea andnuse brandy, whisky or bourbon instead.

Baileys is good with tea? Thought it was with coffee.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



nyquil and a good nights sleep

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
2.5mg THC edible*
Smoke a bowl
2oz bourbon**
Green tea for a little caffein to keep me from falling asleep ten minutes later.

*edibles hit me like a sledgehammer. I used to think I’d never be able to enjoy them. The trick was just having a fraction of a fraction of a normal dose.

**Swapping out the liquor for a Xanax is nice too.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I’m the cocktail thread I already gave out my secret Negroni recipe but here it is again:

Professor Shark’s Sleepy Juice
2oz each Cocchi, Tanqueray, Campari
Juice of 1 large grapefruit
Juice of 1 orange

Stir in a large shaker of ice and strain, then fall asleep

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

35MG edible hybrid
15 MG CBD
2 shots of tequila casa migos
1 beer
4-6 dabs of haf hybrids half indicas finishing with an indica to cool the mood

Then we off


Joint at around hour one or two. Sativa.

Joint at hour three. Hybrid with a CBD mix.
Last alcohol drink is a June hard kombucha to kill the stomach bubbles and general hangover relief while drinking more alcohol

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Charles Bukowski posted:

3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jig­gers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

there it is. ok whew

3hands
Feb 23, 2018

drunkb posted:

Beezin’ is where it’s at. Just apply Burt’s Bees lip balm to your eyelids.

*I just heard about this today and have no idea whether it is real or works at all.

the kids call it "beezin." they start off buying chapstick loosies here and there, next thing you know they blow their whole allowance on beeswax, eyelids fully moisturized & minty fresh

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I never had a bean fritter before

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Charles Bukowski posted:

3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jig­gers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep
There is a good 5:20 of overlap here.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Why did that man do so much coke and weed?

fins
May 31, 2011

Floss Finder

Jelly posted:

There is a good 5:20 of overlap here.

wake at 3pm, sleep at 8:20 am

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You are the perfect drug

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I sustain myself off the suffering of others, OP.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
a spliff and 2x 1/3 gin + 2/3 watermelon red bull + 4 medium sized ice cubes

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sippin on some sizzurp, sip sip sip sippin on some sizzurp

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

A 750ml enema from my old pal Evan Williams.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
A rough gently caress behind the shed from my friend Dick Miller.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


three joints

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Two joints in the morning, two joints at night, two joints in the afternoon, two joints in time of peace, and two joints in time of war, two joints before two joints and then two more joints

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The Afroman lifestyle.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Smugworth posted:

Two joints in the morning, two joints at night, two joints in the afternoon, two joints in time of peace, and two joints in time of war, two joints before two joints and then two more joints

what about when you play video game? at every 10,000 points?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

goatface posted:

The Afroman lifestyle.

tall cans.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

48 mickey's fine malt liquors

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?

Charles Bukowski posted:

I wonder if that's a reference to that list of daily intake of Huntet S Thompson by his wife or an assistant. It was a heroic dose of booze food and blow. The man was a legend.

indeed, it's the authoritative text on being a degenerate piece of poo poo. Sounds like fun though

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Part of my life I spent emulating HST. That was not the most productive period of my life.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Part of my life I spent emulating HST. That was not the most productive period of my life.

you used to be able to have a decent career out of "do a ton of drugs and write about stuff" but now they just call that posting in TCC

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

teen witch posted:

Cuervo gold

Fine Colombian

Certainly does make tonight a wonderful thing.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Nooner posted:

tall cans.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht1BrQIWBxA

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

working on my 3rd sparkling water beverage right now :clint:

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

One time I ate an entire bloc of edibles not realizing you should cut it down to a size that you want. I thought I would die.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A whole can of Sin Shine electronics air duster. I'm walking on sin shine.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eyna84qI9o

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I've been watching football and getting absolutely blitzed on Stella Artois liberte all afternoon ama

mmmm
Jul 26, 2010

hey
you're one of them fancy lads, ain't ya?
Windsor + soda

strong buzz, weak hangover. I gots no tolerance these days so when the rare chance arises, gotta go *oldguy*

Wiser's also works, but CC and Seagrams Canadian Thing don't do it for me. Maybe those two were better 50 years ago, idk.

But Windsor is the good cheap stuff as far as I can tell, and pairs beautifully with old cans of Klarbrun/La Croix rolling around in the back of the fridge. OK maybe not the La Croix flavors that taste like pie. Plain soda would best, I'm just not going to the store, it's loving freezing out there.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Piggy Smalls posted:

One time I ate an entire bloc of edibles not realizing you should cut it down to a size that you want. I thought I would die.

I never did it this bad but one time I got a rice krispie style edible and it was delicious and I kept eating more of it until I was lying in the fetal position in a hammock with some kind of weird vertigo like feeling and I always feel cold when I get too high for some reason so I was shivering and trying to sleep it off but I couldn't. Also could feel and hear my fast heart rate which, yeah, kinda thought I might die. I kept telling myself people don't die from weed but my paranoid mind was like "what if I'm the first one??"

Anyway, I think about 5mg THC is a good dose for me.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nooner posted:

I've been watching football and getting absolutely blitzed on Stella Artois liberte all afternoon ama
can or bottle?

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

2.5mg THC edible*
Smoke a bowl
2oz bourbon**
Green tea for a little caffein to keep me from falling asleep ten minutes later.

*edibles hit me like a sledgehammer. I used to think I’d never be able to enjoy them. The trick was just having a fraction of a fraction of a normal dose.

**Swapping out the liquor for a Xanax is nice too.

drat this is good

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