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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

It’s that time of year again: when Nooner gets upset that all the attention is going towards “The Reason for the Season (Santa)”, so to calm him down from ruining Forum Christmas let’s all say something nice about user Nooner.

He’s very consistent and often even very funny

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Nooner came up with a very funny nickname for Aardvark that starts with a t but I'm not allowed to type it

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Nooner? Hardly Knew Her!

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
I like the flamingo

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


In as much as I am aware of forum user Nooner he isn't the worst person ever.
Also, I like that kicky flamingo avatar. good choice.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

By popular demand posted:

In as much as I am aware of forum user Nooner he isn't the worst person ever.
Also, I like that kicky flamingo avatar. good choice.

This.

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
more like coomer

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


nooner is a fun name to say

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


By popular demand posted:

In as much as I am aware of forum user Nooner he isn't the worst person ever.
Also, I like that kicky flamingo avatar. good choice.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

he has a distinct musk

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
he sure is a 'yob poster

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I like Nooner

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
Nooner pulled up beside me in his '85 Camaro, slightly tipped his sunglasses down, told me "YOU GOT THE GOODS, KID!!" threw a Mega Gulp at my head, and peeled out. The scantily clad woman next to him laughed and pointed at me. Since then, I have never set foot in a Shoney's. I thank him every day.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

That”scantily clad woman” was my mother! :mad:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Nooner would make a good mod

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Sorry, I can't in good conscience endorse such a dumbass gimmick poster

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

gently caress nooner, gently caress you, gently caress me, and gently caress the entire island nation of East Timor

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

precision posted:

Sorry, I can't in good conscience endorse such a dumbass gimmick poster

This kind of posting is how you get busted by three ghosts, dummy

Edit: Post Ghosts

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Saalkin posted:

I like Nooner

Smugworth posted:

Nooner would make a good mod

also nooner made making GBS threads your pants cool again

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

precision posted:

Sorry, I can't in good conscience endorse such a dumbass gimmick poster

why do you hate christmas?

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Nooner? I haven't heard that name in years...

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
I think Nooner is a pretty cool guy. Eh posts poo poo and doesnt afraid of anything.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Professor Shark posted:

This kind of posting is how you get busted by three ghosts, dummy

Edit: Post Ghosts

I was making a joke because I myself am a stupid idiot baby moron!!!!! :swish:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Where is the old so-and-so anyway, It's his special day!
We should probably hide the remains of the cake and booze before he gets here, it'd be awkward if he knows we lack any patience.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:blush:

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Maybe if we compliment him enough his heart will grow three sizes and he'll join us in Christmas merry-making :)

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
The day I realized I was a bad poster, was the day I started liking nooner

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Nooner was in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I wonder what Nooner is like in real life. Maybe they're an accountant or something.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Santa isn't real

But Nooner is

Owned libs

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

California love

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



He's one of those posters who can pretty consistently make me laugh and/or get probated by only posting a few words and I respect that skill

Extra Large Marge posted:

I wonder what Nooner is like in real life. Maybe they're an accountant or something.

I wonder this about a lot of goons. For example:


I saw LSBB make a perfectly normal informative post about a project he was working on once and it was mind-altering.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Nooner is a funny soon to be dad who is prolly really chill and makes people laugh


On this forum they get to express their unrefined humor to a wide audience. Nooner popping into threads and saying some funny poo poo makes me lol

Nooner would be a nice guy to get sushi with

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Doc Fission posted:

Maybe if we compliment him enough his heart will grow three sizes and he'll join us in Christmas merry-making :)

:pray:


Ruby Gloom posted:

Nooner was in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



NormNooner!

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Didnt nooner get banned or am i thinking of one of the other 100k banned posters

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Nooner represents his Italian heritage with grace and dignity.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
There is no one like Nooner!

Which is unfortunate because their posts are generally good

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Nooner’s schlong isn’t very tasty but it’s pretty fun to eat.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I don't really like the excessive use of backwards smileys but that's our Nooner :11tea:

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