unironic bloodlust zone

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Xaris posted:

i love watching IDIOTS climb Mount Everest and get turned into RED MIST

The pavlovian response has made me start popping big boners every time I see violent content warnings

lmfao

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

i'd like aoc to pop my head off between her powerful thighs

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

i'd like to be riddled with bullets from lauren boeberts "latino style" uzi (sideways grip)

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Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

I want to invade a country. I'm gonna go to war. Any tips on small and weak countries I can easily defeat? It's my first time.

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redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Weka posted:

I want to invade a country. I'm gonna go to war. Any tips on small and weak countries I can easily defeat? It's my first time.

papua new guinea

then you can strangle australia and then take it over for a free two armies per turn bonus and nobody can dislodge you because it's the best choke point

# ? Dec 12, 2022 09:06

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Weka posted:

I want to invade a country. I'm gonna go to war. Any tips on small and weak countries I can easily defeat? It's my first time.

Get the Scots to rise up against their English overlords. Make them pay.

# ? Dec 12, 2022 10:30

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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Weka posted:

I want to invade a country. I'm gonna go to war. Any tips on small and weak countries I can easily defeat? It's my first time.

invade Fiji, nationalize the Fiji water company and give the springs back to Fijians, become legend

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Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

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Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Smythe posted:

i'd like to be riddled with bullets from lauren boeberts "latino style" uzi (sideways grip)

latino? you know better

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lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

posting in a bloodlustful manner

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vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

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lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

what do you think would be the purely hypothetical results of random acts of violence perpretrated by unidentifiable individuals on law enforcement officials?

this post does not condone violence perpretrated upon law enforcement officials of any nation, except the ones that are seen publically as good exceptions

# ? Dec 12, 2022 15:04

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Gravid Topiary posted:

Blood was the best

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AnimeIsTrash posted:

post all your kill fantasies here

guy with an awp camping the double doors on de_dust2

# ? Dec 12, 2022 15:43

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

lollontee posted:

what do you think would be the purely hypothetical results of random acts of violence perpretrated by unidentifiable individuals on law enforcement officials?

They'll probably demilitarize and submit to civilian review boards

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Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

g_saberrealisticcombat 1

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guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

first pro cia posts in the Mideast thread and now a honeypot thread hmm

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Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

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CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

Spinz posted:

Waiting for Azamoth to unnecessarily patronize and insult someone important

For the gerbillionth time I'm sure

And then get axed

someone important?

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fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

i pray every day for the united states of america to invade the wicked land of canadia and put justin trudeau to the sword

# ? Dec 13, 2022 02:24

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Everytime I get despondent about the state of the world I remind myself that we're only a single, sizable Wicker Man from being largely fine.

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Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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fabergay egg posted:

i pray every day for the united states of america to invade the wicked land of canadia and put justin trudeau to the sword

the Canuckistani Taliban is a threat to all the free peoples of the world

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AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

Badactura posted:

I dunno if you're actually supposed to post real bloodlust here

were going to kill you

# ? Dec 13, 2022 02:29

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Filthy Hans posted:

the Canuckistani Taliban is a threat to all the free peoples of the world

we will be greeted as liberators

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vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

im going to squash everyone who posts in this thread beneath an enormous steamroller (actionable threat)

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HashtagGirlboss: Jan 4, 2005

fabergay egg posted:

i pray every day for the united states of america to invade the wicked land of canadia and put justin trudeau to the sword

I support this as long as we force them to make Victoria and Vancouver switch names. It loving pisses me off beyond belief that Vancouver isn�t on Vancouver island. What loving inbred colonial administrator half assed that one because they wanted to finish their workday and go drink their probably really shittily made tea?

# ? Dec 13, 2022 03:59

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

HashtagGirlboss posted:

I support this as long as we force them to make Victoria and Vancouver switch names. It loving pisses me off beyond belief that Vancouver isn�t on Vancouver island. What loving inbred colonial administrator half assed that one because they wanted to finish their workday and go drink their probably really shittily made tea?

Cartographer's wife: "YOU HAVE LIPSTICK ON YOUR COLLAR AND STILL STINK OF DRINK! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE IN VANCOUVER!"

Cartographer: "But darling, I WAS in Vancouver!" *starts scratching name off map*

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lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

is this where i can post about how those teens killed at the chaz had it coming

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WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

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lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

actionable threat

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Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; Gleichheit soll gedeihen

has anyone figured out how to get blood without killing

# ? Dec 13, 2022 17:56

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

Cuttlefush posted:

has anyone figured out how to get blood without killing

this is an easy one, simply excercise relativistic control over blood extractors

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vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Cuttlefush posted:

has anyone figured out how to get blood without killing

go to a hospital and ask them for some blood, they might ask you some questions but just tell them you need it for health reasons and you should be good to go

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Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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Cuttlefush posted:

has anyone figured out how to get blood without killing

# ? Dec 13, 2022 18:07

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; Gleichheit soll gedeihen

oh, no the blood's not for me

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Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; Gleichheit soll gedeihen

you fuckin freaks

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Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

the butler posted it

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evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDskGPpOCqA Ok fine here's what kinda bloodlust I want

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

# ? Dec 13, 2022 18:21

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

HashtagGirlboss posted:

I support this as long as we force them to make Victoria and Vancouver switch names. It loving pisses me off beyond belief that Vancouver isn�t on Vancouver island. What loving inbred colonial administrator half assed that one because they wanted to finish their workday and go drink their probably really shittily made tea?

yet another in canadas long list of crimes against god, nature, and humanity

# ? Dec 13, 2022 21:49

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Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; Gleichheit soll gedeihen

evilmiera posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDskGPpOCqA Ok fine here's what kinda bloodlust I want

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

no, we know what kind of bloodlust you want

# ? Dec 13, 2022 22:02

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