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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Extra row of tits posted:

A shameful goon doesn’t even read the first 3 posts before posting.

i fuckedup , but it's a good site

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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
Icy Brian's rpg page is still up and has an update from july of this year

Trollipop
Apr 10, 2007

hippin and hoppin

:lmao:

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

the absolute exuberance that washed over me when I realized this jon was the jon that would eventually become jon bois

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
homestar runner is old now

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

homestar runner is old now

so is achewood

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

http://realultimatepower.net/

sadly the midi music no longer plays

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Treecko posted:

TuckerMax.com isn't cool, is still around

The message board had a fantastic run. TV and Movie discussions were actually meaningful and some of the drama was entertaining, but was obviously being exaggerated if not manufactured.

I remember https://ilovebacon.com/ being a good time waster

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
It came up before, but COCK RUB WARRIORS is maybe the best website ever made

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Coxswain Balls posted:

I found this when going through my dad's stuff after he passed away. I played so much Hunt the Wumpus when I was a kid because of this book.



Gimme a page number or an interest and I'll take a pic.

that's a really cool dog. i wonder what that cool dog is up to these days.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:siren: NEED HELP REMEMBERING THIS ONE :siren:

This is a weird one.

There this website made by this autistic lady where she lived out in a cave she found in some park in Washington DC?

At one time I think she worked for NASA but left and started her real passion of living in a hole and drawing comics of herself. I want to say her name was Candy Cane???

She would blog about bringing random dudes back to her cave to gently caress.

Does anyone remember this or did I dream it?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Prettz posted:

http://realultimatepower.net/

sadly the midi music no longer plays

That's a good vintage.

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
as far as I can tell, erotic falconry did not survive. :911:

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

hey it's like I'm in high school and bill clinton is president again

https://subgenius.com/

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:siren: NEED HELP REMEMBERING THIS ONE :siren:

This is a weird one.

There this website made by this autistic lady where she lived out in a cave she found in some park in Washington DC?

At one time I think she worked for NASA but left and started her real passion of living in a hole and drawing comics of herself. I want to say her name was Candy Cane???

She would blog about bringing random dudes back to her cave to gently caress.

Does anyone remember this or did I dream it?

no, this person deffo existed. she had a youtube channel, i think. maybe i'm thinking of a different crazy lady because i remember it being a sort of makeshift shelter in the woods that she had built out of like, blankets

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

The Voice of Labor posted:

hey it's like I'm in high school and bill clinton is president again

https://subgenius.com/

Stang actually broadcast the final Hour of Slack just a couple months ago. i still haven't listened to it, because talk about end of an era, and also it doesn't appear to have been planned to be the last episode, i think something happened? i dunno. the show hadn't really been "good" since the 00s but it's like a record skipping

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Treecko posted:

TuckerMax.com isn't cool, is still around

I remember him from over a decade ago.

A quick look and it's "My entire self defence system", "How do defend yourself against violence", "How to carry a concealed weapon", "How to defend your family during civil unrest".

He's changed. I bet he voted for Trump.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Valko posted:

I remember him from over a decade ago.

A quick look and it's "My entire self defence system", "How do defend yourself against violence", "How to carry a concealed weapon", "How to defend your family during civil unrest".

He's changed. I bet he voted for Trump.

The guy who was constantly bragging about performing sexual assaults? Doesn’t sound too different to me

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Grassy Knowles posted:

The guy who was constantly bragging about performing sexual assaults? Doesn’t sound too different to me

I said he's changed - I didn't say if it was for better or worse. He just seems to have different priorities.

e: Thinking about Tucker Max reminds me of RudiusMedia. Most of that network was boring poo poo but it did have Gaijin Smash and that always brought a smile to my face. Azreal moved it over to what is now Gaijin Chronicles but it hasn't been updated since 2016.

https://gaijinchronicles.wordpress.com/category/archive/gaijin-smash/

Valko fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Dec 13, 2022

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

https://web.archive.org/web/20000507015343/http://www.hamsterdance.com/

Looks like anything past 2000ish they started going in really hard on Crazy Frog-style marketing with albums and vinyl figures and stuff, disgraceful. But it seems there's a decent tribute to the original at https://www.webhamster.com/, though the music doesn't autoplay or loop. But back in 1999 there was no better site to load up in the computer lab and leave running before walking out.

precision posted:

no, this person deffo existed. she had a youtube channel, i think. maybe i'm thinking of a different crazy lady because i remember it being a sort of makeshift shelter in the woods that she had built out of like, blankets
I also remember this lady, there was a thread about her here years ago, and I think she might have even signed up and started posting, or it could have just been someone impersonating her. It might have started as an ALOD? But I can't remember and specifics that would help Google her.

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

precision posted:

no, this person deffo existed. she had a youtube channel, i think. maybe i'm thinking of a different crazy lady because i remember it being a sort of makeshift shelter in the woods that she had built out of like, blankets

Faye kane, ancient portal of evil poo poo

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




n...no, don't

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
https://www.zorotl.com/

Lore website for the blue da ba do da ba de aliens

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

LuckyCat posted:

14 is my lucky number so how about seein’ page 14? Cool book!



flubber nuts posted:

that's a really cool dog. i wonder what that cool dog is up to these days.



goatface posted:

Are they numbered? If so, 712. if not, page 94.

Coxswain Balls fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Dec 13, 2022

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
lamb of god had an official site on Geocities

https://geocities.restorativland.org/SunsetStrip/5156/

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

Knormal posted:

https://web.archive.org/web/20000507015343/http://www.hamsterdance.com/

Looks like anything past 2000ish they started going in really hard on Crazy Frog-style marketing with albums and vinyl figures and stuff, disgraceful.

A few years back I stumbled upon the Hamster Dance forums which was still active with a user base of about 10 using it as their personal chat room. They had topics like "Which hamster is your favorite?" and the inside was just baby pics, amateur photography, and plans of vacations in Greece. A few hours in I found one of their Twitter accounts but got all Age Of Innocence about it and immediately closed all my tabs

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Found this gem from 1996 so I could avoid web pages that SUCK



Only cool sites for me

credburn fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Dec 13, 2022

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Anyone else remember the Burger King "Subservient Chicken" website? I think I looked for it a few years ago and couldn't find it, but you'd type in something you wanted the guy dressed in a chicken outfit to do, and they had a video where they'd either do something very close to it, shrug, or just act offended.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

credburn posted:

Found this gem from 1996 so I could avoid web pages that SUCK



Only cool sites for me

HAIR CUTS THAT SUCK

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
ZThing presents oops I farted again (parody)

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

:madmax:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I was always fond of https://textfiles.com for those old things people shared at the very beginning of network computing.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

ty.

So much of the early internet was just nerds at universities writing lists. Halcyon days.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i still go back to old man murray every few years

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Ytmnd.com still exists, looks horrible

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Oh my God. https://www.fugly.com/ is still online

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
The sega vs ytmnd song still works and will never stop being funny to me I don't care about how offensive ot may be. Sounds strangely relavent.

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

http://dustindiamond.com/

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