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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

After two drinks, Bob and Linda will get in a fight about the serving plates being used for the appetizers they bought from the Whole Foods hot bar, but really the fight won't be about the serving plates, it will really be about the time Bob got drunk and hit on Linda's sister in 2007.

How can she see the future? Its 1993!!

Did people play Cornhole back in 1993?

Or is that just code word for sodomizing?

In 1993 cornholing was definitely loving someone in the rear end.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

TK8325 posted:

Bob's brother randy is gonna show up in his '85 firebird t-top and offer rides to the high-school aged girls.

he's gonna call Bob robbie all night even though Bob stopped going by robbie after high school

Someone there gonna talk about how their 5.0 Mustang could have totally smoked that Trans am, but they wrapped it around a tree one time while coked up
during a rain storm.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
So does Linda get a busto run on her or what?

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