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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Bob & Linda's 40th Birthday Party
 
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b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

It is Saturday, August 14, 1993.

Bob and Linda are a married couple from down the block who are very close in age and birthday, and have decided to have a joint 40th birthday party. The whole neighborhood is invited to their home, which is a three bedroom split level covered in vinyl siding on 1/3 of an acre of land.

Bob and Linda have been married for 18 years, since they graduated from the state university they both attended. They have a 17 year old son, Michael, and a 14 year old daughter, Jennifer. Bob has an incredibly generic white collar job and Linda is a secretary at the church.

What sort of food and drinks are Bob and Linda going to serve at this party? What sort of things are the guests going to talk about? What music will be played? What does the inside of their house look like? Will there be party games? What sort of entertainments do Bob and Linda have to offer?

Can't you run your own life? Why do we need to tell you what to do?

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b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

TIP posted:

I think she's doing it pretty decently



edit: I guess actually Tina has a bit more roll to the shoulder, but it's meant to be awkward so I think she's doing fine

edit 2: actually the more that I look at it the more I see what you mean, at first I just thought you were mad she wasn't twerking properly or something

I like to think this is the real Keanu Reeeves posting

gives me a slight boner

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