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Hey kiddo. Mom and Dad around? No? Good. Tell me something: have you ever smoked a cigarette before? No? But you've seen them on TV and stuff before, right? Everyone cool smokes, right? Don't you think I look cool when I blow these little smoke rings like this? Check it out, this is called a French inhale. You let the smoke out of your mouth while pulling it back in through your nose. Hon hon hon, I am zee Frenchman, oui oui! Tell you what: if you can promise to keep this our little secret, I'll let you smoke one with me. What do you think? Cool, like on TV, right? Who told you they're bad for you? Teacher? What does she know, huh? My grandpa smoked every day of his life, guy lived to be 98. Who do you trust, some teacher, or me? How about you just hold this one for me for a minute? Yeah? Wow, that sure makes you look grown up. What do you say, take a little puff? Just put it gently between your lips, you see how I do it? Not too much at once, nice slow inhale. Keep it lit. There you go, buddy. Didn't even cough, what'd I tell you. Tell you what, you can finish that one for me, I'm gonna grab a beer. I'm proud of you.
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